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253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

253679  Scoo: Slurp

253676  Yam: If you go home with someone, and they don't have bricks, don't fuck em!

253673  Spazstatic: Beauty of UAE

253673  Spazstatic: The Burj Khalifa, known as the Burj Dubai before its inauguration in 2010, is a skyscraper in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. With a total height of 829.8 m (2,722 ft) and a roof height (excluding antenna) of 828 m (2,717 ft), the Burj Khalifa has been the tallest structure in the world since its topping out in late 2008.

253598  Ironass: I can't let anything happen to my humans. I must be on watch at all times.

253601  Ironass: Please, please, no pictures.

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253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253636 smusher: Three men and no baby

253412 Bluetocracy: I need a can (case) of this at work.

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea



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Score:
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 2Berries: I see you've played knifey/spoonie before
 Dr Awkward: @NoRagrets Wow, this is why I don't have kids, because apparently I have a really weak Dad Joke game
 NoRagrets: @Dr Awkward check, mate
 Dr Awkward: I either don't know enough about chess or Australian restaurants to get this
 Sadbot: "I've got your king, c**t, now let's kill a 30 brick of VB"?
 Scoo: Stalemate
Image 250727   06-02-18   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
168
 
 totaljihad: you get em @Mr. Whiskers
 sparename: What about my own, personal, a-lien?
 well duh: I read this in song, with a comma after eyes, like "fly high, lesbian seagull".
 jochenau: hwaet
 Mr. Whiskers: Your own...Venusian...Jesus
Image 250726   06-02-18   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
566
 
 nlx27: @mwoody ;)
 Mad Collager: Rapunzel, you've changed!
 jochenau: Uh hi yeah, I heard there was a Dairy Queen around here somewhere but I can't find it, you know where it is?
 mwoody: A Gustav Dore I've never seen; wasn't expecting that on friendly spaceship. Thanks!
 WannaBee: I love the Totoro looking guys in the background.
 itskando: waddacutie
 Telkwa: That dragon ain't gonna slay itself, son.
 Butcherboy: Falcor is looking rough
Image 250725   06-02-18   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
365
 
 itskando: You. should. have. bought. a. squirrel.
 Telkwa: Ah nuts!
 Hokie333: I'd rather take my chances with #182287
Image 250724   06-02-18   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
345
 
 BavidDowie: Way to, ahem, expand your market!
 trelyate: happy seamen
 Nope: I hope its a grower and not a shower.
Image 250723   06-02-18   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
807
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 250722   06-02-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
370
 
 Stumpwiz: What's the gestation period?
 Minnesotan: best way to pull a banky
 john dough: Spy hunter?
 Scoo: Yo dawg
 itskando: @Knice u nastyy
 Sandor: And inside that van... Albert Einstein!
 Peter Pantsless: And that's how a minivan is made
 Knice: The miracle of childbirth.
Image 250721   06-02-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
995
 
 BavidDowie: We met at the milk pail
 Mad Collager: I just don't understand it. My calf only knows how to say, "Me-ooo".
Image 250720   06-02-18   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
345
 
 Annoying Vegan : Welp, time for the ol flame thrower.
 Telkwa: *tent caterpillar chewing sounds intensify*
 Peter Pantsless: Time to dust off Ol' Burny
 Teechur: GAAAAAHHH! What fresh hell hath been wrought here?
Image 250719   06-02-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
391
 
 Demon Universe: Sugar Man? You look so... young! And youre missing an arm or two, but its good to see you!
 Sadbot: Nice nurgling you've got there
 Peter Pantsless: Because all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put him together again
Image 250718   06-02-18   Uploaded by    nathan
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