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272761  addend: And his trusty sidekick, Rogaine.

272754  smusher: Oh you mean my Canadian love seat?

272767  addend: He didn't actually say that. He's pretty... neutral... about the flag.

272768  addend: This side up

272764  addend: I feel ya, little Oreo.

272765  addend: "Quality Control, they're a bunch of a-holes. Those bums can stick it where the sun don't shine!"

272765  Peter Pantsless: Are they hiring?

272713  Spazstatic: @lecj07 I can't believe I missed that opportunity.

272761  2Berries: Ps. Your not my real dad

272776  99.9 Percent: So was Bender....

272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

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272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272681 Bluetocracy: This is the live action version of an anime that already exists, right?

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!



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Score:
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 2Berries: I see you've played knifey/spoonie before
 Dr Awkward: @NoRagrets Wow, this is why I don't have kids, because apparently I have a really weak Dad Joke game
 NoRagrets: @Dr Awkward check, mate
 Dr Awkward: I either don't know enough about chess or Australian restaurants to get this
 Sadbot: "I've got your king, c**t, now let's kill a 30 brick of VB"?
 Scoo: Stalemate
Image 250727   06-02-18   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
Score:
168
 
 totaljihad: you get em @Mr. Whiskers
 sparename: What about my own, personal, a-lien?
 well duh: I read this in song, with a comma after eyes, like "fly high, lesbian seagull".
 jochenau: hwaet
 Mr. Whiskers: Your own...Venusian...Jesus
Image 250726   06-02-18   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
566
 
 nlx27: @mwoody ;)
 Mad Collager: Rapunzel, you've changed!
 jochenau: Uh hi yeah, I heard there was a Dairy Queen around here somewhere but I can't find it, you know where it is?
 mwoody: A Gustav Dore I've never seen; wasn't expecting that on friendly spaceship. Thanks!
 Muncharito Beanworld: I love the Totoro looking guys in the background.
 itskando: waddacutie
 Telkwa: That dragon ain't gonna slay itself, son.
 Butcherboy: Falcor is looking rough
Image 250725   06-02-18   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
365
 
 itskando: You. should. have. bought. a. squirrel.
 Telkwa: Ah nuts!
 Hokie333: I'd rather take my chances with #182287
Image 250724   06-02-18   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
345
 
 BavidDowie: Way to, ahem, expand your market!
 trelyate: happy seamen
 Nope: I hope its a grower and not a shower.
Image 250723   06-02-18   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
807
 
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Image 250722   06-02-18   Uploaded by    Gazden
Score:
370
 
 Stumpwiz: What's the gestation period?
 Minnesotan: best way to pull a banky
 john dough: Spy hunter?
 Scoo: Yo dawg
 itskando: @Knice u nastyy
 Sandor: And inside that van... Albert Einstein!
 Peter Pantsless: And that's how a minivan is made
 Knice: The miracle of childbirth.
Image 250721   06-02-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
Score:
995
 
 BavidDowie: We met at the milk pail
 Mad Collager: I just don't understand it. My calf only knows how to say, "Me-ooo".
Image 250720   06-02-18   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
345
 
 Annoying Vegan : Welp, time for the ol flame thrower.
 Telkwa: *tent caterpillar chewing sounds intensify*
 Peter Pantsless: Time to dust off Ol' Burny
 Teechur: GAAAAAHHH! What fresh hell hath been wrought here?
Image 250719   06-02-18   Uploaded by    tane
Score:
391
 
 Demon Universe: Sugar Man? You look so... young! And youre missing an arm or two, but its good to see you!
 Sadbot: Nice nurgling you've got there
 Peter Pantsless: Because all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put him together again
Image 250718   06-02-18   Uploaded by    nathan
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