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253280  tib gubb: heh... "nards"

253286  dangerkeith3000: Why include shorts?

253281  tib gubb: silicon valley, natch

253288  dangerkeith3000: Who took this photo?

253289  dangerkeith3000: Fire and brimstone are raining down on your love. Satan approves.

253207  dangerkeith3000: @Wooden Spoon Only a dedicated few. Don't want the joke to wear thin too fast.

253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

253276  brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick

253278  Science: It's Loss, right?

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253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253014 FireBreathingMarmot: Goin' a-courtin'

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?



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 Fiveninety: lake chicken
 dangerkeith3000: DUCK
 charlemagne: the dave channel is like the space prison general zod is in, just the same face trapped spinning for all eternity
 Peach: Dave
Image 250469   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
529
 
 isosceleswaffle: @funny in the wall Pretty sure it's a classic case of people mistaking St. Basil's Cathedral for the Kremlin. So much effort for a bungle. :V
 Telkwa: Deep state theory always sounded pretty byzantine to me.
 funny in the wall: Its a red building with battlements. @jochenau
 jochenau: @funny in the wall I think it's just saying that the current administration rests on a Russian foundation, and the cathedral onion domes evoke Russia much more easily than the Kremlin. I don't even know what the Kremlin looks like.
 antipatterns: America = good Russia = bad
 El hefe: The new Tetris looks good
 VeeKay: Good old Saint Basil
 funny in the wall: The sinister estern orthodoxy has buried itself underneath the innocent White House. Not really sure what were going for here, an oddly specific separation of church and state gag?
Image 250468   06-01-18   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
754
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Stains??
 Dresdenkeogh: All glory to the hypno frog
 dangerkeith3000: Give up the toad, yeah!
 tib gubb: ALT - always lick toads
 Sadbot: I'm not not licking toads
Image 250467   06-01-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
Score:
953
 
 dangerkeith3000: Beauty & the Beast
 ignatz: Purrrlman & son
Image 250466   06-01-18   Uploaded by    LKoroton
Score:
200
 
 E. HONDA: I PEE in the DISPLAY TOILET
 fanny: @Butcherboy haha I had a coworker mention her this morning and I honestly havent thought of her in years now it's been twice in one day!
 dangerkeith3000: WHICH LAKE?
 mammal883: It's less frustrating, and more entertaining, if you think of it as a game.
 mammal883: Have you ever tried to get through IKEA when you are in a hurry? You always end up with two people blocking the aisle, each with a cart, sometimes on their phone, and never caring about the fact that they are holding up the orderly progression of traffic. Time for me to hop off the path and shortcut through the display sofas!
 Butcherboy: Riki lake?
 barfolomew: Congratulations!
 SuedeOxford: Same
Image 250465   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
319
 
 Punt Numbles: @WTF yes
 dangerkeith3000: Herpesade.
 barfolomew: "when life gives you poop... make poop-ade." - Max Cannon
 Science: When life gives you a lemon party...
 Peach: @petepuma When life gives you lemons, make love.
 funny in the wall: Its never lerpes. Sigh...@WTF
 WTF: @petepuma Careful, you might get Lerpes.
 Scoo: Mmm... Herpesade
 petepuma: so you're saying i should copulate with a lemon?
Image 250464   06-01-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
638
 
 hajjpodge: Sassy as h*ck.
Image 250463   06-01-18   Uploaded by    blablabla
Score:
673
 
 Dresdenkeogh: This could be a littermate of my girlfriend's car, Luna. Luna likes to talk to people. Merp merp
 Side Boob: I have seen some shit!
Image 250462   06-01-18   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
1185
 
 Felicity: Rad for petticoat
 Vinochet: nice undercarriage lights
 Air Biscuit: "Ive come from the future with a warning about upgrading to windows 11..."
 Side Boob: LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
 dangerkeith3000: This is what the future looked like in the late 80s.
 El hefe: Get back on the game grid
 FireBreathingMarmot: Jaunty modeling, with or without shoes.
 charlemagne: @Sadbot I'd happily live a life of debt for that course
 Sadbot: @Teechur Does modern curriculae teach cyberpunk hellworld? I had to do the reading on my own, but it's very relevant
 Teechur: One of my stoodints paid $600 for a light-up suit for Prom this year. He owes much more than that in tuition. smh.....
 Prostata: matching shoes would really tie up the outfit. Dirty feet are never a good look.
Image 250461   06-01-18   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
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 Teechur: And then, when there were 8,000 ants on the counter, you burned them with gasoline. Because "Liar, liar, ants on fire."
 WannaBee: Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.
 addend: I was so bored I read this. Still bored.
Image 250460   06-01-18   Uploaded by    queezy farm
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