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263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

263373  Warrax: Ameracoon.

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263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley


263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

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11. Murm Gungus: 1384 points
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15. Vladimir Puta: 1332 points
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 DrNinjaman: STUCK!
 Shay: MISSED!
Image 250165   05-30-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
 Annoying Vegan : A soulful, striking portrait.
 dangerkeith3000: He's stuffed.
 Science: Charles, I'm considering retiring. The market is in my favor, and I'm tired of the day to day grind...
 barfolomew: Thinking bout thos beans
Image 250164   05-30-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
 LurkedMoar: Thinking about them
 Not A Bot: Dog's nose not included.
 Warrax: I hope the lid was labeled in detail. Beans, beans, beans, beans...
 charlemagne: my girlfriend would love this, might actually do this for out anniversary next month
 dangerkeith3000: For the girl who has everything.
 barfolomew: Specifically, these beans
 dobbiesdoogs: for when you;re thinking about thos Special Someones
 VeeKay: @sparename You have to eat a good many of them I hear.
 Mad Collager: You monster!
 sparename: They are, anecdotally, good for your heart
Image 250163   05-30-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
 dangerkeith3000: @whcvgre78 Someone once told me the same thing in downtown Shanghai.
 whcvgre78: These are, anecdotally, good for your heart.
Image 250162   05-30-18   Uploaded by    afroking
 Micro Jackson: That'd be about right for the Dean Guitar girls from the 70's
 dangerkeith3000: Sleater Kinney, 2040
 VoR: The Grey Stripes
 TurkeyVulture: Rock on.
 sparename: Deep Purple Rinse?
 WTF: Jimmy Page and Robert Plant haven't aged well.
 Side Boob: Both of these women are cooler than me :(
 Mad Collager: I may be old, but I got to play in all the cool bands.
 sparename: The Black Crowes-Feet?
Image 250161   05-30-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Image 250160 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

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 dangerkeith3000: Metamusowl
 VoR: Don't break the seal. You will be peeing all night.
Image 250159   05-30-18   Uploaded by    rachel
 Ironass: I miss Peanut, too.
 Dresdenkeogh: Mr. Peanut's adopted daughter
Image 250158   05-30-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 SpaceCow: This cow won't let you into the pasture if you're not on the list.
 Ironass: Look behind him. Ground beef.
 Micro Jackson: It's working
 Not A Bot: He fucked all of New Jersey with that?!
 Mad Collager: You came to the wrong pasture, Mother-Fucker!
 VoR: Moo O clock and moooos well
 Dresdenkeogh: Mooooo 30 is the number of the dead who thought I didn't take my job seriously mooooo.
Image 250157   05-30-18   Uploaded by    angry
 Mr Bleak: I like a nice ass.
 sparename: @Jesse P Or is it a valuable asset?
 barfolomew: Donkey Guard
 Dresdenkeogh: @Jesse P perky as well
 Jesse P: Cute little ass.
Image 250156   05-30-18   Uploaded by    hammy
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