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268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

268248  Wumph Morms: Mountains of panties need tall tires, yes.

268246  Knice: flerf

268247  Knice: Woah, black bars...

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2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Dr Awkward
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7. wolfpk
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10. ignatz

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268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

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NotHuman uploaded 267748 (832 points)
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jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)
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 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1644 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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 Rembo Rompus: A lot of bugs? Wow fumigate or something. No wonder no one loves you.
 Shay: Emotion Eric emotes an emotion.
 Wort Mumpus: Same except a few people love me
 Air Biscuit: @tib gubb cupcake.exe has failed to launch
 tib gubb: damn dude, have a cupcake.
Image 250064   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
 Telkwa: Odd choice for a tinder pic if you ask me.
 tib gubb: you and me both, pal.
Image 250063   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Vladimir Puta
 tib gubb: i appreciate this; you gotta keep your emu cool.
 Shay: But this kills the emu...
 Peach: Hey, leave my emutional support animal alone.
 Peach: And that's how I got my eyes clawed out.
Image 250062   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 Side Boob: Emotional support Xanax is easier to explain. Cheaper too.
 Knice: These are my emotional support black bars.
 tib gubb: sir, you do realize that we have drinks anywhere that requires money to enter?
 a robot: Just pour your vodka into a two-thirds-empty bottle of soda like a normal person
Image 250061   05-29-18   Uploaded by    brutal
 jazzjunkie: What really happened to Gary Larson
 Vinochet: Wile E. Coyote really had long legs
 Vinochet: Wile E. Coyote really had long legs
 Vinochet: Wile E. Coyote really had long legs
 Vinochet: Wile E. Coyote really had long legs
 Knice: [DONK]
 duckfarts: whoa, gonna rethink signing up for squarespace now
 burritos: Roll them bones
 sir toke a lot: Stoned again..
Image 250060   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
 DrinkMixMan: "Leave your DNA in a bin day" sounds straight out of Futurama
 duckfarts: oh i'll swab the inside of my cheeks alright
 White Male: CBC logo music
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i got dna for ya.
Image 250059   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Fiasco
 tib gubb: whoopsy doodle
 Fullhouse: Reminds me of that Blankenship weirdo that said the mine blew up and I went to jail. Now theyre saying that the mine blew up and I went to jail
 Warrax: This would be good press for a republican in 2018.
 Side Boob: Wait, did he just accept personal responsibility for a mistake? Oh, 1982. Move along, nothing to see here.
 jochenau: You had one job, Joel...
 Mextreme Enchirito: A shoo-in for the next one..
Image 250058   05-29-18   Uploaded by    The Man
 Telkwa: I'd like to buy the world an NSAID.
 dobbiesdoogs: # always ibuprofen #
Image 250057   05-29-18   Uploaded by    SS Keith
 FireBreathingMarmot: "Triple letter score! T-H-O-S."
 Shay: Roll that beautiful bean footage
 Warrax: @a sedated moose I shoot my beans #250042. At today's prices, you've got to get your money's worth.
 a sedated moose: @Warrax what? You don't drink your beans with Bailey's? It's called a Lubricated Bill Foster, and it's classy.
 Warrax: They've gone bad if they're foaming up like that.
 Backhand: My bro and I have been trying to figure a way to play diagonal.. Not easy.
 jimbiscuit: Thinkin bout dem beans
Image 250056   05-29-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
 Scoo: But Stacy's mom is the one who's got it going on...
 tib gubb: you gave me your housekey and your email password; come on, stacy.
 Salvador Molly: 3 dinners, dancing, a movie, coffee and drinks? Come on Stacy...
Image 250055   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
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