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253698  AFanOfSprite: When you set out to cause anarchy and chaos but instead make the world a better place.

253685  Yam: me rn

253687  Yam: whoa she shrink

253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

253679  Scoo: Slurp

253676  Yam: If you go home with someone, and they don't have bricks, don't fuck em!

253673  Spazstatic: Beauty of UAE

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253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253573 Dr Awkward: @Springbok I teach college juniors, but she's a tiny gymnast

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253636 smusher: Three men and no baby



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Score:
417
 
 Mr Bleak: @VeeKay I know what you mean - who wants to have to shake the bottle each time you use it?
 VeeKay: @Mr Bleak Turns out I'm as lazy as I always have been!
 Mr Bleak: @VeeKay "Take two hundred walnuts at the season for pickling, beat them very small on a marble mortar, add about six handsful of salt; put them into a clean earthen pan, and stir them two or three times a day, for ten days, or a fortnight. Then strain them through a cloth, pressing them very dry. Then boil up the liquor with mace, cloves, sliced nutmeg, and whole pepper. When nearly done, add six cloves of shalot; bottle and cork it closely. The bottle should be shaken when the ketchup is used." --- 'A New System Of Domestic Cookery' by 'A Lady' (1807) Let me know how it turns out!
 VeeKay: @Mr Bleak Walnut ketchup intrigues me strangely.
 Mr Bleak: @Demon Universe Prepare to have the mystery ruined ... Originally, ketchup didn't have tomatoes: "ketchup" just meant a sauce, normally vinegary. You can still get Walnut, and Mushroom ketchups if you look hard enough.
 ani625: hahaha @sparename
 Knice: I've seen worse on waffles.
 Demon Universe: What is non-tomato ketchup? Ive always wondered and googling it will ruin the mystery.
 a robot: Seems legit
 Mad Collager: @OldKentuckyShark My son would. (Sssh!, don't tell him!)
 Furniture: Cursed image.
 avemaria: Wait, who the hell puts ketchup on waffles?
 sparename: Bottled Blood-Bogeys
 tib gubb: congrats on being awful
 funny in the wall: That certainly is strange
Image 250051   05-29-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
613
 
 Jabberwikket: I'm a cuisine, not a costume
 Air Biscuit: Fish head
 Mad Collager: Your curlers (among other things) maki me hot!
 sparename: Sushi Rollers?
 tib gubb: delicious
Image 250050   05-29-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
292
 
 BavidDowie: My eyes are down here. help!
 a sedated moose: I couldn't tell what the hell was going on there for a good, long moment.
 Springbok: Looks like a Predator's dog
 wolfpk: You had one job!!!
 grizzly: It's afraid!
 ignatz: Aww cmon, like they're not weird looking enough already..
Image 250049   05-29-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
525
 
 Jabberwikket: Dammit Steve! Wipe your hands off, ya filty animal
 Not A Bot: trap!
 Air Biscuit: Thats a well trained service animal.
 Not A Bot: Pfft, if this was in Houston the train would bash the car outta the way and keep on goin' right through. Houston lightrail don't give a fuck.
 sparename: Dispensing KleenRex
Image 250048   05-29-18   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
278
 
 Yam: There's a lil wayne joke in here somewhere
 tib gubb: mac & cheese motherfucker
 barfolomew: I SAID MAC & CHEESE!
Image 250047   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
221
 
 sparename: Andromeda Stain-Resistant?
 Mr. Shine: I see a little silhouette -o of a shirt . . .
Image 250046   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
597
 
 WannaBee: Answer this #250833
 Air Biscuit: @Teechur stick a fork in those questions, theyre answered.
 a sedated moose: @Teechur but it answers that!
 Teechur: @Mr. Butt @a sedated moose @tib gubb @barfolomew ANSWERS!? It just brings up soooo many more questions for me.....
 Mr. Butt: That has been answered by this.
 a sedated moose: Well, that answers that.
 tib gubb: that answers that
 barfolomew: Well, I guess that answers that.
Image 250045   05-29-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Image 250044 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by craftjunk. We'll pray for you, craftjunk.
Score:
256
 
 Otterman: Mmmm, pointy
Image 250043   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
230
 
 some guy : Mmmm, pointy
 Dr. Bathroom: Time to get Heinz.
 ignatz: Intrabeanous
 Peter Pantsless: "This is an intervention. You have to stop thinking about those beans."
Image 250042   05-29-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
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