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263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

263373  Warrax: Ameracoon.

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263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley


263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

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 Mr Bleak: @VeeKay I know what you mean - who wants to have to shake the bottle each time you use it?
 VeeKay: @Mr Bleak Turns out I'm as lazy as I always have been!
 Mr Bleak: @VeeKay "Take two hundred walnuts at the season for pickling, beat them very small on a marble mortar, add about six handsful of salt; put them into a clean earthen pan, and stir them two or three times a day, for ten days, or a fortnight. Then strain them through a cloth, pressing them very dry. Then boil up the liquor with mace, cloves, sliced nutmeg, and whole pepper. When nearly done, add six cloves of shalot; bottle and cork it closely. The bottle should be shaken when the ketchup is used." --- 'A New System Of Domestic Cookery' by 'A Lady' (1807) Let me know how it turns out!
 VeeKay: @Mr Bleak Walnut ketchup intrigues me strangely.
 Mr Bleak: @Demon Universe Prepare to have the mystery ruined ... Originally, ketchup didn't have tomatoes: "ketchup" just meant a sauce, normally vinegary. You can still get Walnut, and Mushroom ketchups if you look hard enough.
 ani625: hahaha @sparename
 Knice: I've seen worse on waffles.
 Demon Universe: What is non-tomato ketchup? Ive always wondered and googling it will ruin the mystery.
 a robot: Seems legit
 Mad Collager: @OldKentuckyShark My son would. (Sssh!, don't tell him!)
 Furniture: Cursed image.
 avemaria: Wait, who the hell puts ketchup on waffles?
 sparename: Bottled Blood-Bogeys
 tib gubb: congrats on being awful
 funny in the wall: That certainly is strange
Image 250051   05-29-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
 Jabberwikket: I'm a cuisine, not a costume
 Air Biscuit: Fish head
 Mad Collager: Your curlers (among other things) maki me hot!
 sparename: Sushi Rollers?
 tib gubb: delicious
Image 250050   05-29-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 BavidDowie: My eyes are down here. help!
 a sedated moose: I couldn't tell what the hell was going on there for a good, long moment.
 Springbok: Looks like a Predator's dog
 wolfpk: You had one job!!!
 grizzly: It's afraid!
 madmax1: Aww cmon, like they're not weird looking enough already..
Image 250049   05-29-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
 Jabberwikket: Dammit Steve! Wipe your hands off, ya filty animal
 Not A Bot: trap!
 Air Biscuit: Thats a well trained service animal.
 Not A Bot: Pfft, if this was in Houston the train would bash the car outta the way and keep on goin' right through. Houston lightrail don't give a fuck.
 sparename: Dispensing KleenRex
Image 250048   05-29-18   Uploaded by    The Man
 Yam: There's a lil wayne joke in here somewhere
 tib gubb: mac & cheese motherfucker
 barfolomew: I SAID MAC & CHEESE!
Image 250047   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
 sparename: Andromeda Stain-Resistant?
 Mr. Shine: I see a little silhouette -o of a shirt . . .
Image 250046   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
 tomatosaws: Answer this #250833
 Air Biscuit: @Teechur stick a fork in those questions, theyre answered.
 a sedated moose: @Teechur but it answers that!
 Teechur: @Mr. Butt @a sedated moose @tib gubb @barfolomew ANSWERS!? It just brings up soooo many more questions for me.....
 Mr. Butt: That has been answered by this.
 a sedated moose: Well, that answers that.
 tib gubb: that answers that
 barfolomew: Well, I guess that answers that.
Image 250045   05-29-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Image 250044 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by craftjunk. You have brought shame on us, craftjunk.
 Otterman: Mmmm, pointy
Image 250043   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
 some guy : Mmmm, pointy
 Dr. Bathroom: Time to get Heinz.
 turtled: Intrabeanous
 Peter Pantsless: "This is an intervention. You have to stop thinking about those beans."
Image 250042   05-29-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
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