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272382  Pickle Dick: Ah Chicago.

272342  Bob: Smelled great, I'm sure.

272371  Mr. Butt: Infringing copyright.

272360  Bob: So majestic, so floofy

272366  Bob: Definitely the elephant is pleased with itself.

272359  Not A Bot: The best camera is the one you have with you.

272367  tib gubb: hold on - i got this

272366  Off Topic: Gesundheit

201031  Dr Awkward: @Niels Bohr @TaintJuice @Niels Bohr @fanny I don't get why my old comments are all under different use names? I think that's why I lost my purple status. Weird

272350  Dr Awkward: For obvious reasons, I'm more partial to this rendition of this meme #168171

272366  Spazstatic: I imagine the elephant laughing maniacally while doing this.

272349  In The Pocket: Ah, the illustrious NOPE road

272351  Dr Awkward: "Oh yeah, you and what army?.. oh God! A cat army?!"

272355  Dr Awkward: Fort Floof.

272368  Korrok: Korrok approves.

272362  dangerkeith3000: What's your point? People are fake.

272361  Scoo: Is your girlfriend being honored by the Friar's Club?

272365  dangerkeith3000: Oldie but goodie.

272360  mammal883: The one on the left seems sweet. That one on the right, though, there's trouble there, mark my words.

272351  trelyate: Dethklok Home for Wayward Kitties

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272089 fanny: @Mad Collager thatd be great! Ive only made a handful of pies and the crust has always been a struggle :)

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

271958 Science: @ChubbyBuddy: The public supported WW2 with no issue. It's actually seeing war in real time, not scrubbed by censors that did the draft in.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

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 Air Biscuit: I was on a plane and the plane crashed in the water near the beach. Everyone was ok and swam to shore and we spent the rest of the dream staring at the plane under about 10 feet of water and talking about how we were going to try and get our luggage back. One guy had a giant snorkel and insisted on going in and we kept telling him it wouldent work because he would lose line of sight to the waters surface.
Image 249996   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
 tib gubb: i wish somebody would scream this into a garbage can
 WTF: Licking the same butt forever.
 dangerkeith3000: All day long on the internet it's eating ass-this, eating ass-that...
 redmonkey3: This gay porn is different
 chhumphrey: Nintendo games have some very pause-able moments.
Image 249995   05-29-18   Uploaded by    taiko
 dangerkeith3000: Line 3 needs some work
 Micro Jackson: None of the above
 Robespierre: In the ZONE with this one
 chhumphrey: Poetry challenged
Image 249994   05-29-18   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
 Dreforian: Good ol' Dippy got another one. You just have to keep your attacks consistent!
 tib gubb: anybody else want to make a joke about flightlessness?
 Robespierre: Where does it have "Property of the Zoo" stamped on it?
 charlemagne: you fool! you're supposed to play dead if it's an emperor penguin
 PenguinBartender: "Who's next?"
 chhumphrey: so much for "cute and cuddly"
 mexican: No one will believe you dood.
 some guy : *wenk!*
Image 249993   05-29-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 tib gubb: heck yes.
 a sedated moose: I like that the face seems more freaked out than fearsome.
 shipotle: GI Joe Tiger Force!
 Mad Collager: Are you afreight of me?
 chhumphrey: Is that a Lionel train?
 charlemagne: I love those old camp post apocalyptic films from the seventies
Image 249992   05-29-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
 Micro Jackson: Those are some stone stones
 Amy Housewine: Faceswap calling.
 chhumphrey: Well, Google did say he looks like an Italian sculpture...
 charlemagne: @dangerkeith3000 if you were posing for a nude marble statue, you're going to tidy yourself up a little bit first
 dangerkeith3000: Nobody's wild pubes are that symmetrical. I don't buy it, Michelangelo...
Image 249991   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
 lebron: phailsauce The theme to the movie Baby Ghost
 phailsauce: @Felicity Huh?
 charlemagne: that's a funny name for a council estate
 chhumphrey: It's just a patch of wild grass, to immature to grow whack offs
 Peter Pantsless: I've heard of "sowing wild oats," but this is ridiculous
 InfiniteZero: Baby farm, Im a
 Whatever: Well the storks need to grow them somewhere
 dangerkeith3000: "Well son, you are about to find out where babies come from."
Image 249990   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
 redmonkey3: For when you get Reallly dirty while camping
 Air Biscuit: Dog Reservoir
 virtualman: Full Piction
 AgentJ: Touch the Tarantino, get the quarantino.
Image 249989   05-29-18   Uploaded by    brutal
 NoRagrets: This is at a Belk. I recognize those crap mannequins and cardboard Christmas trees anywhere.
 WTF: @Dr Awkward That's partly why I wear a tinfoil hat.
 mexican: @a sedated moose No no, it's 'Bless her heart'
 a sedated moose: @Dr Awkward (Church Lady voice) Well, that's special.
 Dr Awkward: I went on a tour of an "eco farm" and the world's most stereotypical new age lady asked that everyone on the tour turn off their phones because she is sensitive to wi-fi
 dangerkeith3000: #SaveWiFi
Image 249988   05-29-18   Uploaded by    edvard
 Mad Collager: It would be better if a fake pair of balls were hanging from the tow hitch.
 AgentJ: Won't get out of the way, smells bad, can't park... This tracks.
Image 249987   05-29-18   Uploaded by    toolbag
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