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253289  dangerkeith3000: Fire and brimstone are raining down on your love. Satan approves.

253207  dangerkeith3000: @Wooden Spoon Only a dedicated few. Don't want the joke to wear thin too fast.

253262  kazzy94: Yeah but what's a preposition though?

253281  kazzy94: Seattle or Portland?

253225  grizzly: @dobbiesdoogs you made me yell "Fuck you!" at my phone. Xcom flashbacks.

253286  antipatterns: We can reduce all genuine human emotion to transactional relationships, but can't we be a bit more poetic about it?

253297  Bro Bro: The dad from grounded for life? The burned guy from the beginning of Blade

253222  brian greene: commander Data to the bridge!!!

253219  Science: I didn't like Norrtalje Prison in the Star Wars prequels, but she was alright in Thor

253236  Science: Frog and Toad are the best

253259  brian greene: nailed it

253247  Science: Costs $900 without insurance

253280  WTF: "Nerd" - See the dudes on Nerdist who claim to be nerds because they watch Doctor Who and have a couple of comic books yet are famous, hang out with celebrities, drive sports cars and have super model girlfriends.

253277  Science: Lot of cat tongue photos lately

253276  brian greene: wake up brian theres a puppy biting your dick

253278  Science: It's Loss, right?

253278  brian greene: read the book,seen the film now try the pie

253283  Science: @Side Boob: Covert implies that there is some level of subterfuge involved. This is pretty open.

253185  catheter: @Shay come on

253286  Side Boob: She'll never level up with that attitude :P

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253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

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 Air Biscuit: I was on a plane and the plane crashed in the water near the beach. Everyone was ok and swam to shore and we spent the rest of the dream staring at the plane under about 10 feet of water and talking about how we were going to try and get our luggage back. One guy had a giant snorkel and insisted on going in and we kept telling him it wouldent work because he would lose line of sight to the waters surface.
Image 249996   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
 tib gubb: i wish somebody would scream this into a garbage can
 WTF: Licking the same butt forever.
 dangerkeith3000: All day long on the internet it's eating ass-this, eating ass-that...
 redmonkey3: This gay porn is different
 chhumphrey: Nintendo games have some very pause-able moments.
Image 249995   05-29-18   Uploaded by    taiko
 dangerkeith3000: Line 3 needs some work
 Micro Jackson: None of the above
 Robespierre: In the ZONE with this one
 chhumphrey: Poetry challenged
Image 249994   05-29-18   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
 Dreforian: Good ol' Dippy got another one. You just have to keep your attacks consistent!
 tib gubb: anybody else want to make a joke about flightlessness?
 Robespierre: Where does it have "Property of the Zoo" stamped on it?
 charlemagne: you fool! you're supposed to play dead if it's an emperor penguin
 PenguinBartender: "Who's next?"
 chhumphrey: so much for "cute and cuddly"
 mexican: No one will believe you dood.
 some guy : *wenk!*
Image 249993   05-29-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 tib gubb: heck yes.
 a sedated moose: I like that the face seems more freaked out than fearsome.
 shipotle: GI Joe Tiger Force!
 Mad Collager: Are you afreight of me?
 chhumphrey: Is that a Lionel train?
 charlemagne: I love those old camp post apocalyptic films from the seventies
Image 249992   05-29-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
 Micro Jackson: Those are some stone stones
 Amy Housewine: Faceswap calling.
 chhumphrey: Well, Google did say he looks like an Italian sculpture...
 charlemagne: @dangerkeith3000 if you were posing for a nude marble statue, you're going to tidy yourself up a little bit first
 dangerkeith3000: Nobody's wild pubes are that symmetrical. I don't buy it, Michelangelo...
Image 249991   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
 lebron: phailsauce The theme to the movie Baby Ghost
 phailsauce: @Felicity Huh?
 charlemagne: that's a funny name for a council estate
 chhumphrey: It's just a patch of wild grass, to immature to grow whack offs
 Peter Pantsless: I've heard of "sowing wild oats," but this is ridiculous
 InfiniteZero: Baby farm, Im a
 Whatever: Well the storks need to grow them somewhere
 dangerkeith3000: "Well son, you are about to find out where babies come from."
Image 249990   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
 redmonkey3: For when you get Reallly dirty while camping
 Air Biscuit: Dog Reservoir
 virtualman: Full Piction
 AgentJ: Touch the Tarantino, get the quarantino.
Image 249989   05-29-18   Uploaded by    brutal
 NoRagrets: This is at a Belk. I recognize those crap mannequins and cardboard Christmas trees anywhere.
 WTF: @Dr Awkward That's partly why I wear a tinfoil hat.
 mexican: @a sedated moose No no, it's 'Bless her heart'
 a sedated moose: @Dr Awkward (Church Lady voice) Well, that's special.
 Dr Awkward: I went on a tour of an "eco farm" and the world's most stereotypical new age lady asked that everyone on the tour turn off their phones because she is sensitive to wi-fi
 dangerkeith3000: #SaveWiFi
Image 249988   05-29-18   Uploaded by    edvard
 Mad Collager: It would be better if a fake pair of balls were hanging from the tow hitch.
 AgentJ: Won't get out of the way, smells bad, can't park... This tracks.
Image 249987   05-29-18   Uploaded by    toolbag
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