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262816  Felicity: @tib gubb Thanks!

263101  WTF: ...and 'Whacking Day' was born.

263103  WTF: With current changes by DeVos, education has been removed from schools in an effort to cut costs.

263081  sparename: "It's boiling in here"

263036  Theimposter: First of all, that dog looks metal af with a mane.

262916  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun OK, you Baron T. Feather?

263102  jochenau: De nada!

263107  ignatz: Still no miracle cure for Eminem's finger affliction

263109  ignatz: What's Thai for Blyat!

262929  Mr Bleak: Where is "Stranger Things"?

262934  Mr Bleak: @VeeKay And invading aliens. Or zombies. Hollywood doesn't mind which.

263102  ignatz: Say Thanks this autumn with a Cat

263085  Not A Bot: What the hell? We need Explain-o-matic in here

263098  Darmstadtium: They are eating Santa!

262874  Passive: Touretts Guy, third grade

262878  Passive: send that woman home for distracting the men

262891  Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262896  Passive: Tide pods created the tide pods panic to sell more tide pods. No, really, look it up.

262965  Passive: Pardon me, sir. Are you planning on dying anytime soon?

262979  Passive: Your elected politicians

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263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

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 Air Biscuit: I was on a plane and the plane crashed in the water near the beach. Everyone was ok and swam to shore and we spent the rest of the dream staring at the plane under about 10 feet of water and talking about how we were going to try and get our luggage back. One guy had a giant snorkel and insisted on going in and we kept telling him it wouldent work because he would lose line of sight to the waters surface.
Image 249996   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
 tib gubb: i wish somebody would scream this into a garbage can
 WTF: Licking the same butt forever.
 dangerkeith3000: All day long on the internet it's eating ass-this, eating ass-that...
 redmonkey3: This gay porn is different
 chhumphrey: Nintendo games have some very pause-able moments.
Image 249995   05-29-18   Uploaded by    taiko
 dangerkeith3000: Line 3 needs some work
 Micro Jackson: None of the above
 Robespierre: In the ZONE with this one
 chhumphrey: Poetry challenged
Image 249994   05-29-18   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
 Dreforian: Good ol' Dippy got another one. You just have to keep your attacks consistent!
 tib gubb: anybody else want to make a joke about flightlessness?
 Robespierre: Where does it have "Property of the Zoo" stamped on it?
 charlemagne: you fool! you're supposed to play dead if it's an emperor penguin
 PenguinBartender: "Who's next?"
 chhumphrey: so much for "cute and cuddly"
 mexican: No one will believe you dood.
 some guy : *wenk!*
Image 249993   05-29-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 tib gubb: heck yes.
 a sedated moose: I like that the face seems more freaked out than fearsome.
 shipotle: GI Joe Tiger Force!
 Mad Collager: Are you afreight of me?
 chhumphrey: Is that a Lionel train?
 charlemagne: I love those old camp post apocalyptic films from the seventies
Image 249992   05-29-18   Uploaded by    au bon pain
 Micro Jackson: Those are some stone stones
 Amy Housewine: Faceswap calling.
 chhumphrey: Well, Google did say he looks like an Italian sculpture...
 charlemagne: @dangerkeith3000 if you were posing for a nude marble statue, you're going to tidy yourself up a little bit first
 dangerkeith3000: Nobody's wild pubes are that symmetrical. I don't buy it, Michelangelo...
Image 249991   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
 lebron: phailsauce The theme to the movie Baby Ghost
 phailsauce: @Felicity Huh?
 charlemagne: that's a funny name for a council estate
 chhumphrey: It's just a patch of wild grass, to immature to grow whack offs
 Peter Pantsless: I've heard of "sowing wild oats," but this is ridiculous
 InfiniteZero: Baby farm, Im a
 Whatever: Well the storks need to grow them somewhere
 dangerkeith3000: "Well son, you are about to find out where babies come from."
Image 249990   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
 redmonkey3: For when you get Reallly dirty while camping
 Air Biscuit: Dog Reservoir
 virtualman: Full Piction
 AgentJ: Touch the Tarantino, get the quarantino.
Image 249989   05-29-18   Uploaded by    brutal
 NoRagrets: This is at a Belk. I recognize those crap mannequins and cardboard Christmas trees anywhere.
 WTF: @Dr Awkward That's partly why I wear a tinfoil hat.
 mexican: @a sedated moose No no, it's 'Bless her heart'
 a sedated moose: @Dr Awkward (Church Lady voice) Well, that's special.
 Dr Awkward: I went on a tour of an "eco farm" and the world's most stereotypical new age lady asked that everyone on the tour turn off their phones because she is sensitive to wi-fi
 dangerkeith3000: #SaveWiFi
Image 249988   05-29-18   Uploaded by    edvard
 Mad Collager: It would be better if a fake pair of balls were hanging from the tow hitch.
 AgentJ: Won't get out of the way, smells bad, can't park... This tracks.
Image 249987   05-29-18   Uploaded by    toolbag
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