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268624  fanny: goddamnit people

268621  Prostata: finally an optical illusion I can really get behind

268639  Nope: Racist

268644  Nope: For those heavy flow days

268617  smusher: @wolfpk - I plead the filth

268619  FabricMan: Wasn't this the premise for Child's Play?

268630  Teechur: Doggo with strabismus. Must Rad

268630  VeeKay: 'Blerp'.

268631  VeeKay: I love a good tri pup

268631  hajjpodge: Meet my doggo, Sludge Factory.

268599  hajjpodge: @barfolomew No but there isn't equitable wages in honest work. Hence the rallying cry in the Fight for $15. Which is inadequate, imo. It should be about 25 due to inflation and cost of living increases since the 1960s. But the odds of that being implemented by Congress, even by Democrats, is slim to none in much the same way the 15 minimum is at the federal level.

268630  Annoying Vegan : The derpometer is whistling and emitting smoke

268624  hajjpodge: This is not what they had in mind with Stand Your Ground.

268608  SunWukong: Until you fall over drunk on the stairs and break a few ribs. Then you're fucked.

268611  SunWukong: @VeeKay this, and a history of sexual assault being a prerequisite for high public office.

268624  Knice: If you want a vision of the future, imagine a pistol jammed in a human vagina - forever

268616  SunWukong: I fits, I sits. I no fits, I flops.

268624  Side Boob: Comment to report

268621  ThoughtlessGentleman: totally works as advertised am sending this to all my friends. mwah mwah mwaaahhhhhh.

268531  Side Boob: I first read that as Romulan

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268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

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 redmonkey3: Can't be real; one of them would have moved or murdered
 Robespierre: Frenzy averted
 FireBreathingMarmot: We are from France.
 snekeyes: Cats love it!
 Tacorleone: Clawromon the White, Catagast the Brown, and Gandfluff the Grey
Image 249981   05-29-18   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
 dangerkeith3000: The bus comes by every 15 minutes.
Image 249980   05-29-18   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
 tib gubb: you know what? there are people who make actual telescopes.
 Not A Bot: Hello satan, my old friend
 Mad Collager: Oh! So that's what all those women with cucumber slices over their eyes are looking at!
 Teechur: I thought it was nature's cat repellent.
 dangerkeith3000: I thought it was nature's dildo.
 Side Boob: I thought it was a big pickle.
 bug: Have you ever eaten a cucumber... on weed?
 Not A Bot: what da fuk did you just call me? step outside and Ill show you who's the pussy here
Image 249979   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Mr. Shine: @redmonkey3 it's one of those.
 redmonkey3: Hey! its a... ummmm... hey what is this?
 Mad Collager: Needs more duct tape.
 barfolomew: I can't quite parse what's going on here, but I just know it'll wind up with someone in the hospital and/or court.
Image 249978   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
 tib gubb: are they for eating? really if you have to ask, you probably shouldn't even bother.
 Brain Thoughts: Haha They don't know how to use the olives..
 redmonkey3: Worse than potpourri @ "snack or air freshener?"
 Mad Collager: Olive through this. Everything will come out okay.
 sparename: "Martini on the Ballcocks, please, shaken not sprayed"
 dangerkeith3000: "When You're Here, You're Family"
 bug: I'll pass on the dirty martini, thanks.
 Greifer: drop one pop one
 grizzly: These taste a little more briny than usual.
 chhumphrey: No, they said they wanted an olive green toilet, not green olives on it!
Image 249977   05-29-18   Uploaded by    entropy
 tib gubb: the clamps!
 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 - i see it now & yes; groovy
 dangerkeith3000: I always think those look like faces.
 chhumphrey: That's one way to pull the plug
 sparename: Fired Earth
 mackdaddy: Shocking!
Image 249976   05-29-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 Dreforian: At least now we know where Bill Nye does his science these days.
 Dreforian: @dangerkeith3000 @chhumphrey I always thought there was both sky -to-ground and ground-to-sky lightning, never heard of it meeting in the middle before.
 chhumphrey: @dangerkeith3000 they do, then again we're getting very technical about a meme (and yes, I started it) maybe that's not so shocking.
 dangerkeith3000: @chhumphrey I always thought they met in the middle.
 bug: Zeus vs. Jesus - ROUND 1 - FIGHT
 Greifer: the good ol spicy hand of god
 chhumphrey: Since the visible part of lightning actually "flows" upward, this meme is inaccurate
 charlemagne: yes, yes, let your anger flow through you
Image 249975   05-29-18   Uploaded by    BaconCake
 charlemagne: I know a canadian lady with the same routine. her husband is living a life of quiet desperation
 Robespierre: The countdown to ecstasy commences.
 dangerkeith3000: @grizzly I've been looking for that book since the 90s and have had no luck.
 Greifer: @grizzly nada surf, perfect
 chhumphrey: Ashley seems to be planning things out
 Korrok: Fuck off! I do what I want.
 grizzly: Now's the time to tell him about your one-month limit. He won't mind, he'll apreciate your fresh look on dating, and once you've dated someone else you can date him again. I'm sure he'll like it. Everyone will appreciate it. You're so novel. What a good idea. You can keep you time to yourself. You don't need date insurance. You can go out with whoever you want to. Every boy, every boy, in the whole world could be yours If you'll just listen to my plan 'The Teenage Guide To Popularity'!
 Teechur: I'd like to say that Ashely is going places, but I hesitate to say where exactly....
Image 249974   05-29-18   Uploaded by    edvard
 Ironass: Well, there's no bucket for purple waste.
 tib gubb: all hugged out
 redmonkey3: @Micro Jackson - would explain costume... and a lot more
 Micro Jackson: I love you, you love me, I'm all fucked up on LSD
 Amy Housewine: Some kind of purple brontosaurus.
 chhumphrey: best place for him
 charlemagne: @petepuma or loved him a bit too much
 petepuma: someone didn't love him.
Image 249973   05-29-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
 some guy : Located at 1843 Baby Farm Rd.
 theaquaman: Im a
 WTF: Pfft. Just a cheap knock off of the Ghost Baby franchise.
 barfolomew: Baby Ghost on Infinite Earths, Baby Ghost Vs. a Taking Cat, I'm excited for the whole Baby Ghost cinematic universe.
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