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263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

263373  Warrax: Ameracoon.

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1. Robespierre
2. dangerkeith3000
3. addend
4. VeeKay
5. ignatz
6. Not A Bot
7. tib gubb
8. a robot
9. Spazstatic
10. WannaBee



The top ten most commented-on images today:

263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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lolnotrly uploaded 262993 (862 points)
Yam uploaded 263306 (852 points)
WannaBee uploaded 262885 (818 points)
Vladimir Puta uploaded 262968 (811 points)
piratepom uploaded 263241 (766 points)
kittylitter uploaded 263086 (751 points)
redpeepee uploaded 263126 (744 points)
Fantasy uploaded 263316 (736 points)
zip file uploaded 262874 (735 points)
ignatz uploaded 263299 (733 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 263050 (724 points)
entropy uploaded 262941 (722 points)
Religion X uploaded 263273 (721 points)
ashton uploaded 262906 (711 points)
crappypants uploaded 262943 (708 points)


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 2. WannaBee: 2368 points
 3. E. HONDA: 2063 points
 4. The Turks: 2047 points
 5. kittylitter: 1879 points
 6. piratepom: 1839 points
 7. Scoo: 1552 points
 8. MikeWhiskey: 1487 points
 9. a robot: 1420 points
10. Side Boob: 1394 points
11. Murm Gungus: 1384 points
12. HenryVIII: 1376 points
13. madmax1: 1345 points
14. Mexico: 1335 points
15. Vladimir Puta: 1332 points
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Score:
782
 
 Annoying Vegan : @a robot The factory logo is a particularly nice touch. ;)
 a robot: #249749 for reference :)
 a robot: @Annoying Vegan Yay! I just got Photoshop back after like half a year without using it, so silly projects like this are good and fun practice for me :D
 El hefe: I've always blamed cats for climate change
 Annoying Vegan : Yaaaaasssss!!! A robot saves the day again!
Image 249817   05-28-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
1057
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: I guess theres 6 more weeks of summer
 tib gubb: majestic snow loaf
 Christina: Cat is cold outside.
 Ignatius: *snows heavily*
 edgarallendoh: weebles wobble but they don't fall down
 Uncle Larry: No one will ever know what I am doing.
Image 249816   05-28-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
613
 
 Robespierre: @Jack Daniels Dere's a moom in da sky called Da Moom
 Jack Daniels: @Robespierre Yes
 addend: *plip*
 Robespierre: Da Moom
Image 249815   05-28-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
216
 
 tib gubb: huh... must be a typo
 FabricMan: @addend Baby has flavor, but it's very subtle. Hot sauce just overwhelms everything
 redmonkey3: "Do not use circular saw in shower"
 a robot: Maybe your baby LIKES hot sauce, did you ask??
 addend: But baby has no flavor.
Image 249814   05-28-18   Uploaded by    waynelord
Image 249813 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Niels Bohr. Boo, Niels Bohr.
Score:
644
 
 Mr Bleak: "... you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life."
 Jaunty Shrimp: Lol this picture cheers a weary heart
 addend: Bring the first-aid kit before unwrapping.
 Sage: Does this look like the face of mercy to you?
 flushpuppy: I did, i did, i did see a putty tat
Image 249812   05-28-18   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
812
 
 Winterneuro: Cat + heating blanket = adhesive stronger than epoxy.
 a robot: What a gorgeous miniature mountain lion!
 addend: Finally, a wireless charging mat for kitty.
 Christina: Cat looks tired.
Image 249811   05-28-18   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
208
 
 flowers: Before, I was only 'medium' depressed
 VoR: Places changes. Faces change. Life is so very strange.
 dobbiesdoogs: i like butyouchangedeverythinghorn
 Not A Bot: all to printed floosies going unmasturbated-to for years and years... sad, just sad
 nanananana: Everything counts in large amounts.
 Peach: Everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Image 249810   05-28-18   Uploaded by    MikeWhiskey
Score:
1054
 
 Mr Bleak: I just turned this into a jigsaw for my wife. She's probably going to kill me, but ... totes worth it.
 redmonkey3: Dazzle Camo kitters!
 a robot: Salt and pepper flavored
 trelyate: urban camo cat
 wolfpk: "I said if you're thinkin' of being my brother It don't matter if you're black or white" MJ
 VeeKay: Generic socially-progressive comment
Image 249809   05-28-18   Uploaded by    Jason Steak
Score:
461
 
 Pegged Lamb: Chairman of the Board
 VoR: Chair Me!
 WTF: "Hey this cushion has a hole in it!"
 trelyate: it's a living
 Mad Collager: No, the phrase is, "on a wing and a prayer", not "in a wing-angled chair"!
Image 249808   05-28-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
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