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272789  Teechur: I can do this with flatulence, as well.

272843  UltraBeverly: Elsie, you are one sexy motherfucker

272856  wolfpk: *Jaw theme playing*

272856  Springbok: Always save your snacks for later, so they grow up into dinner.

272830  Dr. Bathroom: I like the Windows 95 font.

272839  Not A Bot: really want to beleive this is an art student carrying his portfolio.

272844  Dr. Bathroom: Cock cock cock cock cock and vagina High School!

272854  Sadbot: I always think of the arch as the gateway to the True Midwest, welcome to 500 states that are all corn and a million casseroles

272807  Teechur: His trunk will stay clean. Oh, wait. I see rolled up jeans. He probably drives a pristine 4x4 with leather interior and "off-roads" onto fields to park at flea markets where he shops for hipster crap.

272814  Teechur: Should we put Old Bay Village seasoning on it?

272819  AdaMan: Cheese. It gives you ideas.

272845  Teechur: Rad for MAD magazine, but BAD for microposting it.....

272851  Teechur: @Off Topic I'd pay a nickel for a family portrait and include it with our Christmas cards this year.

272846  dangerkeith3000: This picture is almost as awesome as the cannibalism pros and cons discourse on #272816

272836  dangerkeith3000: Never bring a knife to a gun fight.

272838  dangerkeith3000: My cousin's boyfriend has a huge truck with the license plate "LIL MAN". Granted he *is* 5'4"...

272849  dangerkeith3000: Dinochicken

272837  Snow Plow: little pink hound dogs for you and me

272854  sparename: I lost my polarising fil.ter

272847  Eleftheros: @Sadbot I woulda thought it was the nazi-killer reputation for the 1940s models rolling over on German roads

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272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272816 dangerkeith3000: @fanny Possibly. Though how lean the cut of human flesh is and the age of it would probably matter more, I'm guessing.

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10. westerner: 1738 points
11. Snow Plow: 1670 points
12. 99.9 Percent: 1639 points
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14. confession: 1617 points
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 WTF: "This is my true form"
 sparename: Needs a squeeze from the dogzitter
 Yam: help i am marshmallow
 Not A Bot: Not everyone in the 90's was stereotype grunge dammit.
Image 249724   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
 Jack Daniels: Spazstatic They must get sent to the cornfield
 addend: *train whistle*
 Spazstatic: People gripe about reposts and classics, but usually, I haven't seen them.
 Fiveninety: oh r.e.p.o.s.t. becomes classic? well alright then
 Fiveninety: @Knice yeah, i know we're not supposed to gripe about classics but this is at least once a week..
 Warrax: Are there people that actually hate trucks? I haven't met one.
 Prostata: I never buy shit. In fact i flush a fair amount of it every day. It hasnt helped.
 Knice: This one shows up at least as often as the derp-face Coors dude in the pool pic.
 AceOfSpades: At least now we know all the good stuff goes by boat..
Image 249723   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Not Sam
 Not A Bot: For a shiny, healthy coat.
 El hefe: Anything is a straw if you're brave enough
Image 249722   05-27-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
 Jabberwikket: Oh just face swap with the doggos already...
 WTF: @Mr. Shine Plot twist... the entire family had been both in a house fire, receiving burns over 90% of their bodies, and had their faces ripped off by a pack of wild apes. The photographer did what he could...
 Jorp Lulter: Weird it seems that Zuckerberg's entire family looks like that.
 Mr. Shine: I remember this one. Guy paid a pile of money for "professional" photographer. Because of where they were seated, their faces were in shadow, so photographer "touched them up digitally."
 barfolomew: The Story of Davidito.
Image 249721   05-27-18   Uploaded by    tess
 Mr Bleak: Ah. Non-selective calcium-permeable cation channels, part of the Transient Receptor Potential ion channel super family. Proteins, eh? Who doesn't find 'em funny?
 trepanation: hmm i need those hidden herbs yes
 tib gubb: where's the beef?
 jochenau: Research results: cells have transient receptor potential (TRP) channels that allow them to detect external stimuli like heat, taste, pain, and so on. There are many kinds of TRPs, and different plant chemicals will trigger different kinds of receptors, so that mint and eucalyptus trigger "cool" sensations, while peppers trigger "hot" sensations, and so on.
 barfolomew: Good science requires excellent use of color.
 Mr. Whiskers: I dont understand this, but the fact that cannabinoids are not at 420 makes me doubt the science
Image 249720   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
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Image 249719   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
 tea: Which Cenobite is this?
 some guy : I can still estimate that the odor in this room is great despite targeted censorship.
 Zukero: How to keep your restaurant's toilets clean as new.
 Not A Bot: Don't be surprise to wake up with butt in your face
 Warrax: What's under the liiiiiid?
 WTF: "Please be a regular bowl, please be a regular bowl..."
 Prostata: aw HELL NO
 Mr. Whiskers: @ignatz I need to go more, but want to go less
 Morn Bumbies: Huh, I thought I needed to go, but I guess it can wait..
Image 249718   05-27-18   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
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 a robot: Draw me like one of your French cats
Image 249716   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
 tib gubb: classic beartato
 barfolomew: Rad for Nedroid.
 Air Biscuit: Gonna be going to the throat doctor if you dont get that outta there.
Image 249715   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Shay
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