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253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

253344  Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253256 jazzjunkie: I'm so nervous, I've got butterflies in my stomach! Wait, now it's something else. I believe I should see a doctor.

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets



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Score:
674
 
 WTF: "This is my true form"
 sparename: Needs a squeeze from the dogzitter
 Yam: help i am marshmallow
 Not A Bot: Not everyone in the 90's was stereotype grunge dammit.
Image 249724   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
208
 
 Jack Daniels: Spazstatic They must get sent to the cornfield
 addend: *train whistle*
 Spazstatic: People gripe about reposts and classics, but usually, I haven't seen them.
 Fiveninety: oh r.e.p.o.s.t. becomes classic? well alright then
 Fiveninety: @Knice yeah, i know we're not supposed to gripe about classics but this is at least once a week..
 Warrax: Are there people that actually hate trucks? I haven't met one.
 Prostata: I never buy shit. In fact i flush a fair amount of it every day. It hasnt helped.
 Knice: This one shows up at least as often as the derp-face Coors dude in the pool pic.
 ignatz: At least now we know all the good stuff goes by boat..
Image 249723   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Not Sam
Score:
211
 
 Not A Bot: For a shiny, healthy coat.
 El hefe: Anything is a straw if you're brave enough
Image 249722   05-27-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
356
 
 Jabberwikket: Oh just face swap with the doggos already...
 WTF: @Mr. Shine Plot twist... the entire family had been both in a house fire, receiving burns over 90% of their bodies, and had their faces ripped off by a pack of wild apes. The photographer did what he could...
 antipatterns: Weird it seems that Zuckerberg's entire family looks like that.
 Mr. Shine: I remember this one. Guy paid a pile of money for "professional" photographer. Because of where they were seated, their faces were in shadow, so photographer "touched them up digitally."
 barfolomew: The Story of Davidito.
Image 249721   05-27-18   Uploaded by    tess
Score:
369
 
 Mr Bleak: Ah. Non-selective calcium-permeable cation channels, part of the Transient Receptor Potential ion channel super family. Proteins, eh? Who doesn't find 'em funny?
 antipatterns: hmm i need those hidden herbs yes
 tib gubb: where's the beef?
 jochenau: Research results: cells have transient receptor potential (TRP) channels that allow them to detect external stimuli like heat, taste, pain, and so on. There are many kinds of TRPs, and different plant chemicals will trigger different kinds of receptors, so that mint and eucalyptus trigger "cool" sensations, while peppers trigger "hot" sensations, and so on.
 barfolomew: Good science requires excellent use of color.
 Mr. Whiskers: I dont understand this, but the fact that cannabinoids are not at 420 makes me doubt the science
Image 249720   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
289
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 249719   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
370
 
 tea: Which Cenobite is this?
 some guy : I can still estimate that the odor in this room is great despite targeted censorship.
 Zukero: How to keep your restaurant's toilets clean as new.
 Not A Bot: Don't be surprise to wake up with butt in your face
 Warrax: What's under the liiiiiid?
 WTF: "Please be a regular bowl, please be a regular bowl..."
 Prostata: aw HELL NO
 Mr. Whiskers: @ignatz I need to go more, but want to go less
 ignatz: Huh, I thought I needed to go, but I guess it can wait..
Image 249718   05-27-18   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
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You can be the first to comment. Make up a name and slam the Post button!
Image 249717   05-27-18   Uploaded by    No Penguins Allowed
Score:
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 a robot: Draw me like one of your French cats
Image 249716   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
456
 
 tib gubb: classic beartato
 barfolomew: Rad for Nedroid.
 Air Biscuit: Gonna be going to the throat doctor if you dont get that outta there.
Image 249715   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Shay
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