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253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

253344  Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253256 jazzjunkie: I'm so nervous, I've got butterflies in my stomach! Wait, now it's something else. I believe I should see a doctor.

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets



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Score:
925
 
 Life Whacker: Kitteh just went salvador dali mode
 addend: The first layer of a purrfait.
 tib gubb: no bones, only loaf
 werterland: The beans, the tail wrap, the liquidity...I just cannot even. ;-;
 Jaunty Shrimp: I call her Eggy
 Joseph: This cat is happy
Image 249699   05-27-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
697
 
 Mr Bleak: Wait! That's not the park - this is is the Vet!
 Science: Mike - the cops are coming! Forget the cash and just get in the fucking car!
 tib gubb: OMGOMGOMGOMG
 Jaunty Shrimp: This dog has clearly been listening to too much Pointer Sisters
 charlemagne: oi! fucking indicate you utter wanker
 Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"
 Joseph: This dog is happy
 a robot: I FUCKING LOVE CAR RIDES!
Image 249698   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
846
 
 the snark: Fish: "Shit."
 Joseph: This fish is not happy
 grizzly: Death from above.
 a robot: Whoa that's pretty cool
 sparename: What? It's just a bird on a perch (?)
Image 249697   05-27-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
779
 
 Mr Bleak: Well, that escalated quickly.
 trees: @Felicity Why are you green btw.
 Pront Remp: It looks like she has a sweatstache
 butt poop: Yeah!!!
 wolfpk: Miss Congeniality
 Beer 30: Agreed @tib gubb
 Nothing: Amen, sister!
 WTF: Ok, but tell me how you really feel.
 charlemagne: @tib gubb I will fight you for her
 jochenau: I wear closed-toe shoes and cargo pants regardless of season, but she might hate that too.
 SuedeOxford: @GoGo Robotto My automatic Miata defensiveness zoomed right in on that.
 Air Biscuit: New season of portlandia?
 Prostata: I agree with most of this
 GoGo Robotto: United in hate!
 tib gubb: i'm in love
 GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...
 Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata
 FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling
 Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.
 a robot: She's right you know
Image 249696   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
523
 
 addend: The perimeter is pi times the width, so we're done, right?
 Peter Pantsless: Apparently you CAN square the circle with a compass
 well duh: Squompas
Image 249695   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
153
 
 sylveon: Are you implying America is the ashtray of the world?
 TurkeyVulture: What flat earthers really
 AstoriaBum: This projection is racially biased.
Image 249694   05-27-18   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
728
 
 redmonkey3: "Curb your dog" takes on menacing proportions
 GoGo Robotto: I want a giant and gentle DOG as companion!!!
Image 249693   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
325
 
 foreversmug: Sapiosexual haircut
 redmonkey3: Would. (After some mouth wash)
 Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"
 a robot: Typical ginger
 charlemagne: I'm breaking up with you glenn
Image 249692   05-27-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
661
 
 jochenau: @Dresdenkeogh Suppositories that butt-taste like lemon?
 tib gubb: a quality meme, would chuckle again
 Mr. Whiskers: Sourpuss
 Dresdenkeogh: And now for the butt-hole
Image 249691   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
263
 
 Jalamunch Totorito: Heh, I know right? By the way, I'm dumping you.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Inside reads: Happy Emotional Abuse Day!
 piranharama: @Zaxxoff Usually if you dump money into the fusion core as extra reactor mass itll give you enough velocity to escape the gravitational pull.
 GoGo Robotto: This 'friend zone' crap is the same nonsense like this alpha/beta male shit. It's plain sexist...*rant mode off* anyway congratulations for your relationship
 Zaxxoff: The friend zone is a form of singularity, and as such has an event horizon from which there is no escape
Image 249690   05-27-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
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