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253698  AFanOfSprite: When you set out to cause anarchy and chaos but instead make the world a better place.

253685  Yam: me rn

253687  Yam: whoa she shrink

253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

253679  Scoo: Slurp

253676  Yam: If you go home with someone, and they don't have bricks, don't fuck em!

253673  Spazstatic: Beauty of UAE

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253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253636 smusher: Three men and no baby

253573 Dr Awkward: @Springbok I teach college juniors, but she's a tiny gymnast

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea



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Score:
846
 
 the snark: Fish: "Shit."
 Joseph: This fish is not happy
 grizzly: Death from above.
 a robot: Whoa that's pretty cool
 sparename: What? It's just a bird on a perch (?)
Image 249697   05-27-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
779
 
 Mr Bleak: Well, that escalated quickly.
 trees: @Felicity Why are you green btw.
 Pront Remp: It looks like she has a sweatstache
 butt poop: Yeah!!!
 wolfpk: Miss Congeniality
 Beer 30: Agreed @tib gubb
 Nothing: Amen, sister!
 WTF: Ok, but tell me how you really feel.
 charlemagne: @tib gubb I will fight you for her
 jochenau: I wear closed-toe shoes and cargo pants regardless of season, but she might hate that too.
 SuedeOxford: @GoGo Robotto My automatic Miata defensiveness zoomed right in on that.
 Air Biscuit: New season of portlandia?
 Prostata: I agree with most of this
 GoGo Robotto: United in hate!
 tib gubb: i'm in love
 GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...
 Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata
 FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling
 Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.
 a robot: She's right you know
Image 249696   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
523
 
 addend: The perimeter is pi times the width, so we're done, right?
 Peter Pantsless: Apparently you CAN square the circle with a compass
 well duh: Squompas
Image 249695   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
153
 
 sylveon: Are you implying America is the ashtray of the world?
 TurkeyVulture: What flat earthers really
 AstoriaBum: This projection is racially biased.
Image 249694   05-27-18   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
728
 
 redmonkey3: "Curb your dog" takes on menacing proportions
 GoGo Robotto: I want a giant and gentle DOG as companion!!!
Image 249693   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
325
 
 foreversmug: Sapiosexual haircut
 redmonkey3: Would. (After some mouth wash)
 Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"
 a robot: Typical ginger
 charlemagne: I'm breaking up with you glenn
Image 249692   05-27-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
661
 
 jochenau: @Dresdenkeogh Suppositories that butt-taste like lemon?
 tib gubb: a quality meme, would chuckle again
 Mr. Whiskers: Sourpuss
 Dresdenkeogh: And now for the butt-hole
Image 249691   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
263
 
 Jalamunch Totorito: Heh, I know right? By the way, I'm dumping you.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Inside reads: Happy Emotional Abuse Day!
 piranharama: @Zaxxoff Usually if you dump money into the fusion core as extra reactor mass itll give you enough velocity to escape the gravitational pull.
 GoGo Robotto: This 'friend zone' crap is the same nonsense like this alpha/beta male shit. It's plain sexist...*rant mode off* anyway congratulations for your relationship
 Zaxxoff: The friend zone is a form of singularity, and as such has an event horizon from which there is no escape
Image 249690   05-27-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
422
 
 Side Boob: Same.
 antipatterns: I want Plato to write The Republic again
 Mad Collager: I think we might see a movement where people wear white hats that have MPAPA on them.
 Robespierre: I want my erstwhile cat, Pluto, to be my cat again
 GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.
 GoGo Robotto: I thought Pluto got classified as some kind of planet again or something?
 a robot: If Pluto is a planet then Ceres is too
 Dresdenkeogh: @Zaxxoff @Yam I want " the adventures of pluto nash" to have never been.
 Yam: I want Pluto to wear pants if Goofy has to
 Zaxxoff: I want Pluto to be the ruler of the underworld again
Image 249689   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
596
 
 Shay: It's Always Sunny in Manhattan too.
 Dresdenkeogh: The gang turns into a dachshund in a sun dress.
Image 249688   05-27-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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