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273555  Peter Pantsless: @FormerLurker *drawing of Calvin peeing on a ford logo*

273555  FormerLurker: @Peter Pantsless I know, its a gt40. It was Found On Roadside, Dead, though, right?

273566  a robot: Much better than any possible alternative

273575  myrealname: Because he can afford

273563  Incubi: "Listen here, you Shatner-lookin' MF'er..."

273555  Not A Bot: I had a nightmare once that wasps were living in my arm so thanks for making that come true.

273555  Peter Pantsless: @FormerLurker maybe not this one. It and its predecessor are homages to a late 60s endurance racer designed specifically to beat the crap out of Ferrari, which it did. Also it's pretty, so there :P

273555  scribbs: I have been for years

273542  Knice: "Rejected" -Asshole Wild Bear HR Guy

273548  Knice: Dammit, Bobie

273553  Knice: I'm picturing some next-level Tetris moves if he's gotta shit.

273558  Knice: First one of these that made me laugh.

273560  FormerLurker: Just a few more bads and well be done with this one...

273441  Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273551  Nothing: Way ahead of you

273555  FormerLurker: @Peter Pantsless so its Fucked On Race Day?

273566  Peter Pantsless: Also regular heaven

273558  daisy picker: What are numbers? We just don't know.

273556  WTF: Almost Scroatia

273497  Korrok: Probably.

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

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273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

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273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

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Score:
846
 
 the snark: Fish: "Shit."
 Joseph: This fish is not happy
 grizzly: Death from above.
 a robot: Whoa that's pretty cool
 sparename: What? It's just a bird on a perch (?)
Image 249697   05-27-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
809
 
 Mr Bleak: Well, that escalated quickly.
 trees: @Felicity Why are you green btw.
 Pront Remp: It looks like she has a sweatstache
 butt poop: Yeah!!!
 wolfpk: Miss Congeniality
 Beer 30: Agreed @tib gubb
 Nothing: Amen, sister!
 WTF: Ok, but tell me how you really feel.
 charlemagne: @tib gubb I will fight you for her
 jochenau: I wear closed-toe shoes and cargo pants regardless of season, but she might hate that too.
 SuedeOxford: @GoGo Robotto My automatic Miata defensiveness zoomed right in on that.
 Air Biscuit: New season of portlandia?
 Prostata: I agree with most of this
 GoGo Robotto: United in hate!
 tib gubb: i'm in love
 GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...
 Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata
 FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling
 Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.
 a robot: She's right you know
Image 249696   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
523
 
 addend: The perimeter is pi times the width, so we're done, right?
 Peter Pantsless: Apparently you CAN square the circle with a compass
 well duh: Squompas
Image 249695   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
153
 
 sylveon: Are you implying America is the ashtray of the world?
 TurkeyVulture: What flat earthers really
 AstoriaBum: This projection is racially biased.
Image 249694   05-27-18   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
728
 
 redmonkey3: "Curb your dog" takes on menacing proportions
 GoGo Robotto: I want a giant and gentle DOG as companion!!!
Image 249693   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
325
 
 foreversmug: Sapiosexual haircut
 redmonkey3: Would. (After some mouth wash)
 Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"
 a robot: Typical ginger
 charlemagne: I'm breaking up with you glenn
Image 249692   05-27-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
661
 
 jochenau: @Dresdenkeogh Suppositories that butt-taste like lemon?
 tib gubb: a quality meme, would chuckle again
 Mr. Whiskers: Sourpuss
 Dresdenkeogh: And now for the butt-hole
Image 249691   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
263
 
 Jalamunch Totorito: Heh, I know right? By the way, I'm dumping you.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Inside reads: Happy Emotional Abuse Day!
 piranharama: @Zaxxoff Usually if you dump money into the fusion core as extra reactor mass itll give you enough velocity to escape the gravitational pull.
 GoGo Robotto: This 'friend zone' crap is the same nonsense like this alpha/beta male shit. It's plain sexist...*rant mode off* anyway congratulations for your relationship
 cran vodka: The friend zone is a form of singularity, and as such has an event horizon from which there is no escape
Image 249690   05-27-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
422
 
 Side Boob: Same.
 celebgate: I want Plato to write The Republic again
 Mad Collager: I think we might see a movement where people wear white hats that have MPAPA on them.
 Robespierre: I want my erstwhile cat, Pluto, to be my cat again
 GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.
 GoGo Robotto: I thought Pluto got classified as some kind of planet again or something?
 a robot: If Pluto is a planet then Ceres is too
 Dresdenkeogh: @Zaxxoff @Yam I want " the adventures of pluto nash" to have never been.
 Yam: I want Pluto to wear pants if Goofy has to
 ani625: I want Pluto to be the ruler of the underworld again
Image 249689   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
596
 
 Shay: It's Always Sunny in Manhattan too.
 Dresdenkeogh: The gang turns into a dachshund in a sun dress.
Image 249688   05-27-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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