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263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

263373  Warrax: Ameracoon.

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263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.



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Score:
846
 
 the snark: Fish: "Shit."
 Joseph: This fish is not happy
 grizzly: Death from above.
 a robot: Whoa that's pretty cool
 sparename: What? It's just a bird on a perch (?)
Image 249697   05-27-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
809
 
 Mr Bleak: Well, that escalated quickly.
 trees: @Felicity Why are you green btw.
 Pront Remp: It looks like she has a sweatstache
 butt poop: Yeah!!!
 wolfpk: Miss Congeniality
 Beer 30: Agreed @tib gubb
 Nothing: Amen, sister!
 WTF: Ok, but tell me how you really feel.
 charlemagne: @tib gubb I will fight you for her
 jochenau: I wear closed-toe shoes and cargo pants regardless of season, but she might hate that too.
 SuedeOxford: @GoGo Robotto My automatic Miata defensiveness zoomed right in on that.
 Air Biscuit: New season of portlandia?
 Prostata: I agree with most of this
 GoGo Robotto: United in hate!
 tib gubb: i'm in love
 GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...
 Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata
 FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling
 Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.
 a robot: She's right you know
Image 249696   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
523
 
 addend: The perimeter is pi times the width, so we're done, right?
 Peter Pantsless: Apparently you CAN square the circle with a compass
 well duh: Squompas
Image 249695   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
153
 
 sylveon: Are you implying America is the ashtray of the world?
 TurkeyVulture: What flat earthers really
 AstoriaBum: This projection is racially biased.
Image 249694   05-27-18   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
728
 
 redmonkey3: "Curb your dog" takes on menacing proportions
 GoGo Robotto: I want a giant and gentle DOG as companion!!!
Image 249693   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
325
 
 foreversmug: Sapiosexual haircut
 redmonkey3: Would. (After some mouth wash)
 Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"
 a robot: Typical ginger
 charlemagne: I'm breaking up with you glenn
Image 249692   05-27-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
661
 
 jochenau: @Dresdenkeogh Suppositories that butt-taste like lemon?
 tib gubb: a quality meme, would chuckle again
 Mr. Whiskers: Sourpuss
 Dresdenkeogh: And now for the butt-hole
Image 249691   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
263
 
 Jalamunch Totorito: Heh, I know right? By the way, I'm dumping you.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Inside reads: Happy Emotional Abuse Day!
 piranharama: @Zaxxoff Usually if you dump money into the fusion core as extra reactor mass itll give you enough velocity to escape the gravitational pull.
 GoGo Robotto: This 'friend zone' crap is the same nonsense like this alpha/beta male shit. It's plain sexist...*rant mode off* anyway congratulations for your relationship
 Zaxxoff: The friend zone is a form of singularity, and as such has an event horizon from which there is no escape
Image 249690   05-27-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
422
 
 Side Boob: Same.
 antipatterns: I want Plato to write The Republic again
 Mad Collager: I think we might see a movement where people wear white hats that have MPAPA on them.
 Robespierre: I want my erstwhile cat, Pluto, to be my cat again
 GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.
 GoGo Robotto: I thought Pluto got classified as some kind of planet again or something?
 a robot: If Pluto is a planet then Ceres is too
 Dresdenkeogh: @Zaxxoff @Yam I want " the adventures of pluto nash" to have never been.
 Yam: I want Pluto to wear pants if Goofy has to
 Zaxxoff: I want Pluto to be the ruler of the underworld again
Image 249689   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
596
 
 Shay: It's Always Sunny in Manhattan too.
 Dresdenkeogh: The gang turns into a dachshund in a sun dress.
Image 249688   05-27-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
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