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268926  daisy picker: The answer is animals, specifically dogs because all dogs go to heaven.

268910  WTF: I'm going to burn in hell for laughing at this.

268903  Mr. Butt: I don't beelieve it.

268897  Not A Bot: Or just don't follow restaurant sign advice.

268914  Yam: Man, can you imagine the high fives you could give with that bad boy?

268855  wolfpk: @ignatz Bread and circuses have never been cheap.

268914  Shay: Ebaum's World???? I thought they closed its door when kids were going apeshit they were "stealing" content when pretty much every site does that nowadays.

268897  WannaBee: Oh, obey art. Fear nut, ok?

268911  hajjpodge: My dad could imitate him perfectly. And being true to dad form, he did it very often.

268907  Yam: @ThoughtlessGentleman Unexpectedly is so much better than expectedly in this case

268919  peeper: Bobby's what?

268919  Pickle Dick: Got-dangit Bobby

268919  sandwiches: Bobby's can't actually do this.

268919  Sharkface: dont tread on my purse!

268918  nimbus: Amazing grandmotherstantine

268305  Science: @a robot: You can't find that shit! I don't know what's going one, but there is no official outlet for the old Looney Tunes cartoons. Even YouTube is pretty much a desert. It's really sad.

268907  ThoughtlessGentleman: "I just shat myself unexpectedly."

268376  Science: @tib gubb: "Distress signal" implies the grass is giving a warning. That smell is the release of chemicals that seal up the cut portion of the plant. That's it. Plants don't have a brain or central nervous system, and therefore, cannot feel pain. They can produce a response to stimuli, but that isn't the same as responding to pain.

268386  Science: @wordjones: "Man Attacked by Babies." It's in Oslo. There are a LOT of weird naked statues in that park.

268903  FabricMan: If it looks like that, you might have dia-BEE-tes

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

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268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

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268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity



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Score:
809
 
 Mr Bleak: Well, that escalated quickly.
 trees: @Felicity Why are you green btw.
 Pront Remp: It looks like she has a sweatstache
 butt poop: Yeah!!!
 wolfpk: Miss Congeniality
 Beer 30: Agreed @tib gubb
 Nothing: Amen, sister!
 WTF: Ok, but tell me how you really feel.
 charlemagne: @tib gubb I will fight you for her
 jochenau: I wear closed-toe shoes and cargo pants regardless of season, but she might hate that too.
 SuedeOxford: @GoGo Robotto My automatic Miata defensiveness zoomed right in on that.
 Air Biscuit: New season of portlandia?
 Prostata: I agree with most of this
 GoGo Robotto: United in hate!
 tib gubb: i'm in love
 GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...
 Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata
 FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling
 Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.
 a robot: She's right you know
Image 249696   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
523
 
 addend: The perimeter is pi times the width, so we're done, right?
 Peter Pantsless: Apparently you CAN square the circle with a compass
 well duh: Squompas
Image 249695   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
153
 
 sylveon: Are you implying America is the ashtray of the world?
 TurkeyVulture: What flat earthers really
 AstoriaBum: This projection is racially biased.
Image 249694   05-27-18   Uploaded by    tea
Score:
728
 
 redmonkey3: "Curb your dog" takes on menacing proportions
 GoGo Robotto: I want a giant and gentle DOG as companion!!!
Image 249693   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
325
 
 foreversmug: Sapiosexual haircut
 redmonkey3: Would. (After some mouth wash)
 Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"
 a robot: Typical ginger
 charlemagne: I'm breaking up with you glenn
Image 249692   05-27-18   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
661
 
 jochenau: @Dresdenkeogh Suppositories that butt-taste like lemon?
 tib gubb: a quality meme, would chuckle again
 Mr. Whiskers: Sourpuss
 Dresdenkeogh: And now for the butt-hole
Image 249691   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
263
 
 Jalamunch Totorito: Heh, I know right? By the way, I'm dumping you.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Inside reads: Happy Emotional Abuse Day!
 piranharama: @Zaxxoff Usually if you dump money into the fusion core as extra reactor mass itll give you enough velocity to escape the gravitational pull.
 GoGo Robotto: This 'friend zone' crap is the same nonsense like this alpha/beta male shit. It's plain sexist...*rant mode off* anyway congratulations for your relationship
 Zaxxoff: The friend zone is a form of singularity, and as such has an event horizon from which there is no escape
Image 249690   05-27-18   Uploaded by    tiffany
Score:
422
 
 Side Boob: Same.
 antipatterns: I want Plato to write The Republic again
 Mad Collager: I think we might see a movement where people wear white hats that have MPAPA on them.
 Robespierre: I want my erstwhile cat, Pluto, to be my cat again
 GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.
 GoGo Robotto: I thought Pluto got classified as some kind of planet again or something?
 a robot: If Pluto is a planet then Ceres is too
 Dresdenkeogh: @Zaxxoff @Yam I want " the adventures of pluto nash" to have never been.
 Yam: I want Pluto to wear pants if Goofy has to
 Zaxxoff: I want Pluto to be the ruler of the underworld again
Image 249689   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
596
 
 Shay: It's Always Sunny in Manhattan too.
 Dresdenkeogh: The gang turns into a dachshund in a sun dress.
Image 249688   05-27-18   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
321
 
 sandwiches: and enter gently
 jayjay: DON'T RUN IN THE HALLWAY
 addend: (Finally finds it.)
 Mad Collager: Why settle for simulated CILT, when you could have the real thing just watching Congressional coverage?
 Dresdenkeogh: @OldKentuckyShark @sparename @Dresdenkeogh @Mr. Butt @SuedeOxford Dad, I'm SO HUNGRY!!!
 dobbiesdoogs: you'll be glad you came
 SuedeOxford: @Mr. Butt Hi Illiterate, I'm Dad.
 Mr. Butt: @OldKentuckyShark @sparename @Dresdenkeogh I'm illiterate.
 Dresdenkeogh: @sparename @OldKentuckyShark I didn't read either of your comments. Or anything. Ever.
 sparename: @OldKentuckyShark I didn't read SIMULATION..
 dad: I didn't read CILT the first time
Image 249687   05-27-18   Uploaded by    Never AFK
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