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253358  Not A Bot: i can hardly tell them apart

253313  Zochrot: my wife was made in Brazil

253322  Zochrot: he ded

253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

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2. Side Boob
3. Robespierre
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9. WannaBee
10. Mr Bleak



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253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253240 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Nancy has been hitting the sauce again :P



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 6. E. HONDA: 2831 points
 7. Mr. Shine: 2577 points
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 9. burritos: 2271 points
10. Pingu IRL: 1828 points
11. Bitcoin Burglar: 1763 points
12. tess: 1708 points
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 savvoy: Hair club for men: economy membership (chopped badger fur & glue)
 Springbok: At least he has nice chompers
 Himesama: Nobody loved this man enough to tell him his haircut was shit :(
 WTF: I question the dentistry of a man who thinks this looks good in private, let alone the look he'd want on a public display.
 antipatterns: nothing can ever explain this
Image 249562   05-26-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
391
 
 VeeKay: Hell of an etc.
Image 249561   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
393
 
 Zukero: There's nothing I have to do to stop you.
 a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine I'm really not sure whether or not @Not A Bot is, in fact, a bot
 Telkwa: Gonna get me a tractor feed dot matrix printer too.
 DrNinjaman: Since when are computers immortal? The Timecube website has been down for 3 years, and I have no illusions about being more interesting than that.
 a robot: Beeping sure is nice.
 Air Biscuit: @Mr. Shine not a bot... yet.
 WTF: God I hope I'm not put in Grandma's old ePC.
 Mr. Shine: Also, username/upload comboooooo!!
 Mr. Shine: Go 'head.
Image 249560   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
595
 
 Air Biscuit: "You are NOT getting me to wear the bird costume!"
 fanny: that kid's got quite the pout
 Himesama: When bae tells me 'no'.
 Hyphae: @Hyphae no, wait, I mean: "me-a-a-a-a-a-a..."!
 Hyphae: meh.
Image 249559   05-26-18   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
302
 
 Air Biscuit: How do you even get more than one? Do you just leave your credit card at the bar and use a different one at the next bar?
 El hefe: I usually have to drop a few tabs to get mine to work right
 WTF: But at least you are immortal and have MS Excel.
 Shay: Better close them out then.
Image 249558   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
791
 
 Mad Collager: @trelyate They might even both be Dudes.
 trelyate: subwoofers
Image 249557   05-26-18   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
305
 
 Mr Bleak: @WTF The very early ones were called "luggables", or "Doucheables"
 savvoy: I wonder if I can get this past the TSA?
 Air Biscuit: Finally, the solution to the plastic part breaking off of the swiss army knife after you drop it a few times.
 WTF: Where phones ever that big?
Image 249556   05-26-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
252
 
 BavidDowie: Baby's First wailing guitar solo
 Mexico: I didn't ask to be born, Mom!
 Yam: Fuck you, baby
 Not A Bot: Senator Ted Cruz absorbs an another ray of hope, making the world a bleaker place
 Mad Collager: Donald Trump was not even cute as a newborn.
 Mad Collager: Donald Trump was not even cute as a newborn.
Image 249555   05-26-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
681
 
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Image 249554   05-26-18   Uploaded by    oregon man
Score:
220
 
 Himesama: I know my missing wife is just beyond these spooky woods!
Image 249553   05-26-18   Uploaded by    tea
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