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272286  copunter: fuck yo couch

272302  Prostata: best brunch squad ever

272290  copunter: MAGBA

272295  copunter: sponsored by Purina Bee Chow, now with 30% MORE stinger, and a crunchy queen in every bag

272300  copunter: it's like her nose follows you wherever you are in the room

272263  copunter: typos? is that comedy here then? look out, Jay Leno, we have a spaceship

272269  copunter: deciphering aint easy, but it's very necessary

272300  FabricMan: Ermehgerd! Ter treh wersh!

272089  Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272299  dangerkeith3000: Welcome to my TEDBorkf.

272294  Shay: The Rock was in Jem????? (Or is it the gem was in The Rock?????)

272279  Shay: Oh dear, I do believe I have been given the ol' Stinkhand again.

272242  AdaMan: Load bearing zip ties

272308  Mustyrats: That's a "How *you* doin?" look if I ever saw one!

272295  ignatz: They all look remarkably happy..

272286  WTF: 9 months later she gave birth to an ottoman

272294  WTF: Rock pile

271779  mammal883: @Mr Bleak I'm with you on the Good Stuff. We have a Guatamalan Antigua Blend that is our go-to in the Technivorm, and a steady rotation of espresso roasts in the Gaggia.

272273  a robot: @Teechur tinyurl.com/…

272287  Prostata: BORKF

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272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.



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Score:
383
 
 savvoy: Hair club for men: economy membership (chopped badger fur & glue)
 Springbok: At least he has nice chompers
 Himesama: Nobody loved this man enough to tell him his haircut was shit :(
 WTF: I question the dentistry of a man who thinks this looks good in private, let alone the look he'd want on a public display.
 grid: nothing can ever explain this
Image 249562   05-26-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
391
 
 melted plastic: Hell of an etc.
Image 249561   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
393
 
 Zukero: There's nothing I have to do to stop you.
 a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine I'm really not sure whether or not @Not A Bot is, in fact, a bot
 Telkwa: Gonna get me a tractor feed dot matrix printer too.
 DrNinjaman: Since when are computers immortal? The Timecube website has been down for 3 years, and I have no illusions about being more interesting than that.
 a robot: Beeping sure is nice.
 Air Biscuit: @Mr. Shine not a bot... yet.
 WTF: God I hope I'm not put in Grandma's old ePC.
 Mr. Shine: Also, username/upload comboooooo!!
 Mr. Shine: Go 'head.
Image 249560   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
595
 
 Air Biscuit: "You are NOT getting me to wear the bird costume!"
 fanny: that kid's got quite the pout
 Himesama: When bae tells me 'no'.
 Hyphae: @Hyphae no, wait, I mean: "me-a-a-a-a-a-a..."!
 Hyphae: meh.
Image 249559   05-26-18   Uploaded by    genius
Score:
302
 
 Air Biscuit: How do you even get more than one? Do you just leave your credit card at the bar and use a different one at the next bar?
 El hefe: I usually have to drop a few tabs to get mine to work right
 WTF: But at least you are immortal and have MS Excel.
 Shay: Better close them out then.
Image 249558   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
791
 
 Mad Collager: @trelyate They might even both be Dudes.
 trelyate: subwoofers
Image 249557   05-26-18   Uploaded by    rachel
Score:
305
 
 Mr Bleak: @WTF The very early ones were called "luggables", or "Doucheables"
 savvoy: I wonder if I can get this past the TSA?
 Air Biscuit: Finally, the solution to the plastic part breaking off of the swiss army knife after you drop it a few times.
 WTF: Where phones ever that big?
Image 249556   05-26-18   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
252
 
 BavidDowie: Baby's First wailing guitar solo
 Mexico: I didn't ask to be born, Mom!
 Yam: Fuck you, baby
 Not A Bot: Senator Ted Cruz absorbs an another ray of hope, making the world a bleaker place
 Mad Collager: Donald Trump was not even cute as a newborn.
 Mad Collager: Donald Trump was not even cute as a newborn.
Image 249555   05-26-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
681
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 249554   05-26-18   Uploaded by    oregon man
Score:
220
 
 Himesama: I know my missing wife is just beyond these spooky woods!
Image 249553   05-26-18   Uploaded by    tea
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