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273395  FabricMan: I blame Wendy's for starting this

273435  Knice: Good fucking god why

272996  Mr Bleak: Tonite, on "When Cat Chess Goes Wrong!!!" we have ...

272996  Mr Bleak: Nip: not even once.

273436  drhenry: I wish you had video of the dog tucking herself in.

273417  Science: I would like to believe that this guy's luggage was lost and he had to make do with what he was wearing when he flew in.

273421  Science: Oh, Kramer...

273025  Mr Bleak: @Joseph Yes, but "hope my fuck* can drown" changes the whole meaning really.

273026  Mr Bleak: Well, she won't do *that* again!

273427  gulpeg: Freudian office chair.

273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

25633  jljocque: You can't solve a system of two variables with only one equation. Duh.

273354  Knice: This just made my day. :-)

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...



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 Knice: Top work, @Mr. Shine! :-D
 Not A Bot: You know, cat is a delicacy in some countries.
 140bpm: Literally laughed out loud here. Literally. Not figuratively.
Image 249525   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Mr. Shine
Score:
187
 
 Not A Bot: I know I have three...
 mrdiron: The gif that makes it all worth it?
 a robot: So Mr. Incredible doesn't love his wife? Sad.
 Side Boob: Same
Image 249524   05-26-18   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
271
 
 sparename: If they were deer it could be "Buck's Fizz!!". Haha. But they're not. So it isn't. Sorry
 whcvgre78: Girl's night at the pub.
 a robot: Your girlfriend likes dog-flavored soda, I guess?
 a robot: ....what?
Image 249523   05-26-18   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
660
 
 Telkwa: Butt oleo.
Image 249522   05-26-18   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
329
 
 whipwing: Indeed I was speaking for all of us meatbags, o mighty @a robot!
 a robot: @Yurishiro "All?" Speak for yourself, meatbag
 On Spec: Uhh.. He has legs. Sweet, eternal, mechanical legs. Not like those weak meat sacks we all have.
 Prostata: screw you. pain fucking sucks
 barfolomew: "I don't want to climb Mt. Everest."
 Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough
Image 249521   05-26-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
94
 
 norgu5: its
 dobbiesdoogs: otherwise, i really liked the vibrator
 Not A Bot: NO. Just NO.
 Telkwa: Hey neighbour - have you seen any lost hopes or dreams around here lately?
Image 249520   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
138
 
 a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.
Image 249519   05-26-18   Uploaded by    zoso
Score:
353
 
 raditzu: @Slerzy I survived middle-aged white woman, i'll survive here too :P But thanks for caring :D
 Slerzy: No one wants to like @raditzu's weird, bitter rant? No? Huh...
 romangreek: When I worked in customer service, abusive customers came in all ages, colours, and genders
 raditzu: yeah, just does less, earns more, has more holidays than you do... have one at my job, doesn't do much apart from yapping her big mouth all the time, taking sick leaves and claiming the job's too hard for her. But they won't fire her, cuz that would be sexist. So everything's in order.
 Telkwa: I too have much respect for middle-aged white women: great colleagues, supportive friends, compassionate allies.
Image 249518   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
353
 
 Beeble: Walk of Shame Edition.
 SuedeOxford: Oh look, closing-time Barbie.
 logan: Skank!
 UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman
 a robot: Leave Belle alone, she's just enjoying her evening out dancing
Image 249517   05-26-18   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
313
 
 Aspirin: Its probably vitamins.
 SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying
 sparename: Nasal blow-football, I'm guessing..
Image 249516   05-26-18   Uploaded by    matos
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