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263265  sparename: He still talks about "exta" terrestrials, though

263274  Prostata: he's seen some shit

263265  Uncle Phil: @Robespierre This image is about the extent of this guy.

263273  Robespierre: R = Blinky

263274  Robespierre: You're travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Critter Zone

263270  Robespierre: Malcolm In A Muddle

263271  Robespierre: On my work computer this image appears next to Today's weirdo item, which appears to be a digital quarter. Coincidence? I think not.

263283  johnnyc: Why are all foxes so photogenic?

263267  Air Biscuit: Already Been Chewed?

263267  Robespierre: (& charge your damn fone, loser)

263241  Robespierre: Image/username combo - eww.

263272  Robespierre: Entering heavy rotation in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

263257  FormerLurker: Id go with the 6th choice.... all of the above.

263242  Not A Bot: Requires Netscape Navigator 1.2

263163  ppr4: What do you mean @lecj07

263269  Robespierre: This new Fargo concept looks tasteless

263254  Robespierre: Dial me up, baby.

263255  Robespierre: "... the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" "BORKF"

263256  Robespierre: I love playing PokemonNO

263257  Robespierre: I'll pick none of them, thanks - my wife would effin' murder me. Besides, back when I was still able to post images you might have seen the pic of my wife up in our lemon tree - none of these could possibly be more desirable than she is in every way, even in her late 50s.

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263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263229 dangerkeith3000: "Imagine what I can do to your penis."

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263156 raditzu: and i thought MY job was bad...

263215 Robespierre: @Knice In my opinion, the extra fucked-up-ness arose straight from two sources: The Internet, and the bottomless gullibility of the Murican Hate Bloc



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Score:
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 Not A Bot: would pet / would pet
 SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line
 tess: AW :-)
Image 249511   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
393
 
 Mr Bleak: ... punch it Chewie!
 Telkwa: Chad's grandma is my co-pilot.
 Nope: Very good advice
Image 249510   05-26-18   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
244
 
 Mr Bleak: A pooh taking a pooh ... if she wipes properly, ill she disappear?
 jazzjunkie: I too enjoy dressing up to get in the spirit of things!
 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.
 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.
 SuedeOxford: Hawt
 El hefe: @OldKentuckyShark looks like there was already a transporter accident
 Darmstadtium: Is this meta?
 dobbiesdoogs: twist: she's actually pissing
 Shay: Grandma had a crock full of gravy.
 kazzy94: Who is taking this picture?
 trelyate: I gotta take a me
 Side Boob: Who says class is dead?
 SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown
 mrdiron: Shitception
 togboat: Scotty don't beam me up yet, im taking a shi
Image 249509   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Stoner
Score:
705
 
 a robot: Cats are nice. Kittens, too.
Image 249508   05-26-18   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
118
 
 mrwiffler: Star Trek never had enough teleporter accidents for my liking. Real missed opportunities.
 Gluten Fee: @barfolomew Of course!
 Sadbot: @barfolomew Or Canadian hockey punk hanging
 barfolomew: Okay, now post the two dudes in front of the Caddy!
 raditzu: Totally original... :P
Image 249507   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
262
 
 charlemagne: future london is looking clean
 Mr. Shine: Beauty of wherever the hell this is.
Image 249506   05-26-18   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
623
 
 Lunimeow: After raising 4 totally different cats from kittens and all of them have turned out super chill. I still have no idea how it happens, I think it's a fear thing either from abuse or it might be fear in the person interacting with the cat, no idea.
 a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it
 whcvgre78: I always wonder about when the critical turning point in a cat's life must occur: What is the moment, and cause of said moment, wherein a kitten morphs from "tee-hee meow, I'm a kitten and everything is fun," to "I'm a cat and everything should die"? We can control for external factors and variables, many kittens that grow up in loving households can still become the stereotypical "mean" cat, and many cats still seem to retain "kitten-like" qualities. I need a feline psychoanalyst. On an unrelated note, autorad for kittens.
Image 249505   05-26-18   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
714
 
 Peter Pantsless: "Boss, I can't come in today."
 VeeKay: Socially progressive comment.
 Christina: Girl on the web, showing her kitten.
Image 249504   05-26-18   Uploaded by    drhilljack
Score:
370
 
 Shay: I always mix up Elon Musk with the Pharma Bro.
 charlemagne: @Sadbot that's why they all swarm to las vegas in the stand
 Sadbot: @jochenau STEM fields, particularly the TE parts, seem to attract a lot social darwinist types who deem it weak to band together to protect their labor interests... and then turn around and complain about HB1 visas. I don't think it's a widely held opinion about IT dorks, but maybe it's just those that I meet.
 jochenau: @Sadbot I didn't know IT dorks had a reputation for union-hating. Is there a particular reason?
 Sadbot: "Elon Musk is relatable to me, a low-level IT dork, because he tweets nerd crap and crushes unions" -every low-level IT dork on social medial
 Christina: He sent his car to space.
 a robot: i hate that guy
 square44: if only he was good at making lots of cars
Image 249503   05-26-18   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
802
 
 El hefe: Planet of the Crabs
 Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.
 jochenau: In life, a hermit; in death, a hermit crab shell.
 Yam: Worst case of crabs Ive ever seen
 raditzu: This looks grim, but awesome AF.
 Spazstatic: I think this is edited, unfortunately.
 Christina: Spooky.
 Amy Housewine: Senor Esquelito had his lower jaw replaced by a crustacean and then buried himself up to his neck in the sand. "I HAVE MY REASONS" he testily shouted when asked, and sometimes when not asked also.
 Hyphae: I'm starting to think you might have cancer
Image 249502   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
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