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272360  Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Nah - the one on the right has cold paws. The one one the left has cold ... other bits.

272366  Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.

272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

272678  DrinkMixMan: "Alright, you're all set. Listen to that baby purr!"

272681  DrinkMixMan: "Drop your guns or I'll kill him. I'm not kitten around here!"

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272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

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272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

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272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

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 El hefe: Planet of the Crabs
 Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.
 jochenau: In life, a hermit; in death, a hermit crab shell.
 Yam: Worst case of crabs Ive ever seen
 raditzu: This looks grim, but awesome AF.
 Spazstatic: I think this is edited, unfortunately.
 Christina: Spooky.
 Amy Housewine: Senor Esquelito had his lower jaw replaced by a crustacean and then buried himself up to his neck in the sand. "I HAVE MY REASONS" he testily shouted when asked, and sometimes when not asked also.
 Hyphae: I'm starting to think you might have cancer
Image 249502   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
362
 
 Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.
 Ihminen: noticed that the license plate up there says "boner" then got disappointed right after that when noticing there is a one letter too many
 jochenau: I'm gonna hope that license plate says DONKER, because that would amuse me.
 Christina: Spooky.
 San DoDo: There's something negative about this picture
Image 249501   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
374
 
 Side Boob: @Christina but very boopy!
 Christina: Not spooky.
Image 249500   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
157
 
 Christina: A relationship has ended.
 barfolomew: Did Oscar have a teddy bear? Am I nuts or do I remember that?
Image 249499   05-26-18   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
608
 
 Otterman: That's a handsome fella
Image 249498   05-26-18   Uploaded by    jadensmith
Score:
664
 
 Fullhouse: Weapons-grade cute
Image 249497   05-26-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
559
 
 Dr. Bathroom: How many faces has that already been used on?
 addend: @Yurishiro The man-child dad.
 Stephen Milkmus: What monumental douche would do that to a baby's face
Image 249496   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
118
 
 Shay: AMIRITE?!?!?
 SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*
 charlemagne: put it back in the ocean, henning
 WTF: She had a sextuple bypass at age 8.
 San DoDo: @ignatz Bald eagle drumsticks n fries
 Dr Awkward: This is child abuse on the parents' behalf.
 redpeepee: I believe you speak 'freedom'
Image 249495   05-26-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
528
 
 E. HONDA: right now they're practicing 4'33"
 Gomi Day: @barfolomew but that's a brand new moog!
 jochenau: "All of our test audiences fall asleep in under two minutes. Experiment: successful!"
 barfolomew: Compare #248807
 barfolomew: Early moogs had far fewer knobs.
Image 249494   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
593
 
 jochenau: Well, at least *one* awesome person lives in Cincinnati.
 Mr. Shine: This is what they do when they can't sell all the ad space.
 WTF: Senor Esqueleto of course!
 Amy Housewine: Me, I did.
 addend: Doot - (verb) To play a horn. Synonyms: Toot. (noun) A skeleton.
 Christina: Paper spots are cheaper than you think.
 Air Biscuit: Chain addiction is a serious problem.
 fanny: someone who's doing the lord's work, obvs
Image 249493   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
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