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267970  Air Biscuit: Look out for jawas.

267950  VeeKay: @Not A Bot Your comment made this post funny.

267951  VeeKay: Classic C Lorenz

267970  charlemagne: skurwysyn

267952  VeeKay: Alt pink *Janelle Monae plays weird music in the back ground*

267958  VeeKay: Just take some gold and get 4 new ones

267951  sparename: My first computer was a Vic-20 - the one before this.. they were advertised really cheap at a local shop but they then wanted four times the price for the power supply. As an annoying teenager just getting into electronics, I bought the cheap computer and made my own power box. It must still be in my Mum's loft, somewhere

267961  Shay: @Mad Collager Nice rack.

267966  VeeKay: *generic Xzibit quote*

267969  Zaxxoff: have you heard the good news, friends? KFC $5 fill ups will save your wallet and soul! Now you may worship KFC as unto a god!

20477  jljocque: Shouldn't they smell, y'know...GRRREAT!?

267912  Zaxxoff: I send mine in with my taxes. audited? not.. even.. once.

267924  Shay: Frodo, did you get 4 Doors for More Whore sin Mordor?

20446  jljocque: I would like to apologize on behalf of all Baby Boomers for utterly failing to live up to the lofty morals we espoused.

20449  jljocque: It's the same artificial flavor - they count on the food coloring and packaging to psych you out.

267826  Zaxxoff: @a robot heh, sorry to alarm you just meant that he probably traded in the unicycle for a walker with tennis balls on the feet

267965  MrBoffo: Bored Franco

267966  MrBoffo: Straight Outta Restoration

267953  MrBoffo: @FabricMan When it's too small for my ant to read it to me, I stick a fork in it.

267961  Mad Collager: Resist all temptation to tell her she has a nice rack.

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267713 dangerkeith3000: The human Centipede.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267649 Mr Bleak: I checked and it's weirder than I expected - they came from a forensics lab that had no more use for them, so they chucked then in a river ... In Russia, forensics come to you ...

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!



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Score:
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 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts
 Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed
 jochenau: @barfolomew Your wife's bouffant.
 Mr. Shine: @Teechur I'll bet that's exactly it.
 Teechur: @barfolomew I wonder if you just roll the ends up in the windows.
 WTF: Also doubles as a mobile drying rack for your cured meats.
 Zochrot: doubles as a baby sling shot during accidents
 a robot: 518 Lighthouse Avenue must be the Hammock District
 fanny: *brought to you by morticians of america
 barfolomew: I can't tell, does it attach to the backseat? The trunk? The undercarriage?
Image 249492   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
271
 
 El hefe: Not how I pictured Beowulf
 Telkwa: hmmm - they've only got squat toilets at the North Pole. Who knew?
 Austin: Sleighbells dragging on the ground
 addend: "Come at me, snow."
 Christina: Mr Santa has very short legs.
Image 249491   05-26-18   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
443
 
 whcvgre78: More interested to know why someone was dicking around at the county morgue.
 Mr. Shine: I'm heading this because it looks like Will Laren's "artwork."
 caitelyn: Flaming carrot
 Mad Collager: @WannaBee I think it's a caroot
 San DoDo: The ol' spicy jewel-under-a-corps's-eyepatch
 soccer: Is he smoking a carrot?
 Wort Mumpus: This hurts my eyes and my soul.
Image 249490   05-26-18   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
286
 
 Mr Bleak: @adeadcrab Yeah - body too short, neck too long, front legs just weird.
 adeadcrab: Cats are hard to draw. Even this one is kind of off
 Amy Housewine: That cat with strange-looking haunches sure does have a lot of dorits.
 a robot: Judgemental much, red text? I'll draw kitties any way I want to, thank ou very much
Image 249489   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
1032
 
 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!
 Shay: Watch out GOR-GOR, you got some stiff competition.
 Mr. Shine: @Vinochet One, maybe two?
 Vinochet: I wonder what mileage it gets
 raditzu: Sweet mother of God, i want that!
 Christina: That send a message to the enemies. If the army can afford this guess what else they can afford?
 San DoDo: Triceractor
 White Rice: @Jennysaurus why not both?
 filthylaw: Trump's plan to beat ISIS.
 Jennysaurus: Can't decide if this is overly large and unnecessary, or friggin sweet
Image 249488   05-26-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
699
 
 RiderFan: Lets see... Shoes that cover half the foot, bare legs, leotards with sleeves. These are gymnasts, not ballerinas!
 jochenau: Further proof that ballerinas are, in fact, robots.
 Dr Awkward: "I've had hangovers before, but this is ridiculous!"...
Image 249487   05-26-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
651
 
 Teechur: @Yam And white toes! What a cutie!
 a robot: @Yam I love when black dogs get the white eyebrows and muzzle, it's so cute :3
 Yam: @a robot Shes only around 6 or 7 (rescue, not sure exactly) but has unfortunate/hilarious facial colouration
 a robot: Happy borkday, old pupper!
Image 249486   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
145
 
 White Male: Speaking your subtext
 barfolomew: Hollywood female archetype #4. Of 5.
Image 249485   05-26-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
314
 
 elahabdh: My generation wants to die, too, but will be overlooked and forgotten, as usual
 addend: My generation is going to be known for expecting to be known for something inconsequential.
 Side Boob: As if everyone isn't just waiting to die. Nope, millenials totally thought of it first...
 WTF: In that order.
Image 249484   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
465
 
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Image 249483   05-26-18   Uploaded by    silver
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