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268113  a robot: That's a cat though

268061  Theimposter: Ahuhhuh-huh!

268071  Theimposter: Omg thats weird.

268114  ThoughtlessGentleman: the eggpocalypse '18 where were you?!

268079  Theimposter: Someone bought 20 gallons of subsidized milk at the store where I work this morning along with 50lbs of subsidized beef. (Yes I know its shameful and am looking for a more ethical job)

268104  Side Boob: He's doing it again, isn't he?

268110  Side Boob: I'll take "Things I didn't need to see" for $500, Alex.

268115  Side Boob: Always need more henchmen.

268103  Not A Bot: It's Paris advertising her hotels

268117  Side Boob: That's just convenient.

268081  charlemagne: @WTF bird hands? I genuinely thought they were tiny pipe cleaner cats

268083  charlemagne: not all who wander are lost

268108  Theimposter: The people look a lot like the cover art on the old Theives World books from the 80s.

268113  Theimposter: Examplemisanthrope.jpg

267482  Mr Bleak: OK, I give up. What the heck is that ass doing there?

268100  Dr Awkward: @Catcat @mexican I was in a masters degree program at CSU. Maybe I sat next to one of you at New Belgium or Odell!

268103  Nothing: Please retweet

268078  Dr Awkward: Nice porking? I guess he already is trying to reproduce.

268079  Dr Awkward: @Teechur $1.98 milk is less than the cost for the farms, but thanks to outrageous subsidies, we pay for cheap Walmart milk in federal taxes. Yay? When we sell our goat milk, its for $5 a half gallon. I gotta squeeze that shit out of her udders with my bare hands, man.

268103  wolfpk: As if Toad wasn't weird enough to begin with!

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4. VeeKay
5. Not A Bot
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7. Dr Awkward
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9. Spazstatic
10. WTF



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268039 Munkybut: I would never need a girlfriend with one of those...

267813 VeeKay: See the beer on that bloke! Pwaaar!

267978 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy lol @ internet communists who can't defend their argument except by attacking others or the dreaded 'NO U' defense.

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267782 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I thought it was based on the David Lynch show and I was so pumped, but no, when I got there it was just another stupid Hooters knock off!

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

267930 Air Biscuit: @thecraftywolf i thought that too untill i remembered her des cription of what makes a wine a housewine.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267839 Felicity: Also, the correct spelling of the laugh is "hee hee"



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Niels Bohr uploaded 267640 (816 points)
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jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
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 6. toad: 2416 points
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10. Annoying Vegan : 1577 points
11. withak: 1576 points
12. bbbrandon: 1554 points
13. dangerkeith3000: 1526 points
14. greg: 1519 points
15. midgetcastle: 1494 points
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 RiderFan: Lets see... Shoes that cover half the foot, bare legs, leotards with sleeves. These are gymnasts, not ballerinas!
 jochenau: Further proof that ballerinas are, in fact, robots.
 Dr Awkward: "I've had hangovers before, but this is ridiculous!"...
Image 249487   05-26-18   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
651
 
 Teechur: @Yam And white toes! What a cutie!
 a robot: @Yam I love when black dogs get the white eyebrows and muzzle, it's so cute :3
 Yam: @a robot Shes only around 6 or 7 (rescue, not sure exactly) but has unfortunate/hilarious facial colouration
 a robot: Happy borkday, old pupper!
Image 249486   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Yam
Score:
145
 
 White Male: Speaking your subtext
 barfolomew: Hollywood female archetype #4. Of 5.
Image 249485   05-26-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
314
 
 elahabdh: My generation wants to die, too, but will be overlooked and forgotten, as usual
 addend: My generation is going to be known for expecting to be known for something inconsequential.
 Side Boob: As if everyone isn't just waiting to die. Nope, millenials totally thought of it first...
 WTF: In that order.
Image 249484   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
465
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 249483   05-26-18   Uploaded by    silver
Score:
660
 
 marxist: God is buff
 Peter Pantsless: On the seventh day, God hit the snooze button
 addend: Huh, I thought the furniture and bedding would be fancier.
 Annoying Vegan : If youre supposed to be all-knowing, why would you need to look at a clock?
 fumbduck: God morning. Ugh...
Image 249482   05-26-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
665
 
 sassysass: So, Princess Vespa, at last I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you, the way I want to!
 raditzu: now bork
Image 249481   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
754
 
 Not A Bot: Wasn't this the distraught gentleman outside of McDonald's earlier?
 a robot: @Side Boob Cat Magick
 Side Boob: How can a nine pound cat take up an entire queen bed?
Image 249480   05-26-18   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
265
 
 Side Boob: Lisa Simpson 2020
 mark64: They keep making Lisa less and less likeable
Image 249479   05-26-18   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
348
 
 Gringos: Like why you only get floaters when you're visiting.. Hmm, my phone's autocomplete next word thingie leads me to believe I've made this comment before but I can't remember. My phone is now officially smarter than me:(
Image 249478   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
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