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258228  Mr. Butt: Gracie, I'm a grown ass man and I can't spell "diarrhea" either.

258248  tib gubb: we always keep our hedges trimmed ;)

258236  Mr. Butt: THE WEED NUMBER

257901  tib gubb: what stinks? whoa, found it... whoa, dang.

257902  tib gubb: always remember - safety third

258247  Not A Bot: oh i'm the pope honey

258242  Dr Awkward: [Whispers loudly to wife] "PUT IT IN YOUR PURSE!"

258241  Dr Awkward: Who's the dude on the right? I refuse to specify which right.

258247  Dr Awkward: Is this that Simpsons episode where Maggie becomes a fish?

258172  Robespierre: Cat butt sighted

258177  Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178  Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258178  Robespierre: Somtimes yes, sometimes I use my thumbs. It just depends - on what, I'm not exactly sure. @Jaunty Shrimp, for the same reason I still have an answering machine at home, I pretty much just ignore mine. People I know and deal with won't call me over and over and over until I pick up the goddamn fone (THANK GOODNESS).

258179  Robespierre: There were TWO Zodiac Killers?

258183  Robespierre: This is what cats do instead of rolling their eyes

258185  Robespierre: And now the news for crazy cat ladies - there is a 4-kitten pileup in the mudroom...

258189  Robespierre: @Not A Bot T for Thelma

258191  Robespierre: You'd think Mr General Public would have learned by now, bout noooooo

258194  Robespierre: Those wacky Pierce County crims...

258196  Robespierre: Platypod porn is weird

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1. Mr. Shine
2. dangerkeith3000
3. Robespierre
4. tib gubb
5. Solemn
6. Side Boob
7. Knice
8. Scoo
9. Not A Bot
10. wolfpk



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258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck



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 2. Warrax: 2745 points
 3. Amy Housewine: 2546 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 2465 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2291 points
 6. Scoo: 2177 points
 7. god666: 2117 points
 8. NotHuman: 2041 points
 9. burritos: 1937 points
10. Side Boob: 1903 points
11. bromide: 1761 points
12. cran vodka: 1664 points
13. Solemn: 1640 points
14. trumpet: 1630 points
15. sodamachine: 1623 points
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Score:
660
 
 marxist: God is buff
 Peter Pantsless: On the seventh day, God hit the snooze button
 addend: Huh, I thought the furniture and bedding would be fancier.
 Annoying Vegan : If youre supposed to be all-knowing, why would you need to look at a clock?
 fumbduck: God morning. Ugh...
Image 249482   05-26-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
665
 
 sassysass: So, Princess Vespa, at last I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you, the way I want to!
 raditzu: now bork
Image 249481   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
754
 
 Not A Bot: Wasn't this the distraught gentleman outside of McDonald's earlier?
 a robot: @Side Boob Cat Magick
 Side Boob: How can a nine pound cat take up an entire queen bed?
Image 249480   05-26-18   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
265
 
 Side Boob: Lisa Simpson 2020
 mark64: They keep making Lisa less and less likeable
Image 249479   05-26-18   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
348
 
 ignatz: Like why you only get floaters when you're visiting.. Hmm, my phone's autocomplete next word thingie leads me to believe I've made this comment before but I can't remember. My phone is now officially smarter than me:(
Image 249478   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
784
 
 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality
 Morpen Lungus: Wait, I think that s two different cats
 Korrok: Probably....
 Side Boob: This is why cats are pissy. They are natures perfect killing machine, but they only weigh ten pounds so we pick them up and kiss them.
 spacedawg: My friend s cat doesn t like to be kissed either. I think she (the cat) thinks of me as big gross wet Auntie Felicity, like a little kid
 raditzu: Cat Fu!
 addend: Cat-fu master.
 Side Boob: Cat #2 wants none of your shit.
 Christina: Mess with the best, die like the rest.
 lolnotrly: Someone's been hitting the gym
 Darmstadtium: I think the second Cat has already left a comment
Image 249477   05-26-18   Uploaded by    ethernet
Image 249476 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by crazyfingers. Boo, crazyfingers.
Score:
230
 
 Spazstatic: Nuts to you!
 afroking: Now I want to know what it said before
 Not A Bot: When everyone thinks alike I'm not as creative a solipsist as I thought I was.
 Mad Collager: To be fair, they're tired of being screwed.
 tib gubb: zagnuts growling
Image 249475   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
81
 
 Dr Awkward: Nope. We fuck all about the house.
 WTF: Witty.
 Mr. Shine: RAD for Sebastian
Image 249474   05-26-18   Uploaded by    hexxx
Score:
345
 
 Spazstatic: @Christina the color-inverted round blue fruit
 Christina: @Ihminen You can't describe an orange without the word 'orange'.
 Mad Collager: When an Aggro-gator is also a grocer
 John Blender: Edible penis
 VeeKay: Damn this errrr, brain illness.
 Ihminen: hmm might as well grab a couple of these and eat them while drinking the juice made from those round orange fruits
Image 249473   05-26-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
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