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272781  JollyWell: They're sharing borf heat

272351  Mr Bleak: "... and welcome to the 2018 Cat Steeple Chase! And ... they're off! Fluffytakesanearlyleadbutlegselevenisctachingfastontheoutsidewhilefurballispushinguptheinside..."

272360  Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Nah - the one on the right has cold paws. The one one the left has cold ... other bits.

272366  Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.

272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

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272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?



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Score:
350
 
 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis
 Prefuse: Is that a cock in your cocket or are you just pleased to cock me?
 San DoDo: Something something brave enough
 piranharama: Its a trap!
 VoR: PENIS
 Otterman: Hello, sailor!
 UltraBeverly: Your fetus is showing
 sparename: I am assuming either a very happy Ladyboy or an actual lady with an anti-molestation device in a town where the Ladyboys are none too popular
 charlemagne: being a boy is like sucking on a lemon and I judge myself by the outfits I see, my deodorant hides the real me, these things elevate me above animals, I feel like being a girrrrlllll
 KEKOEKEOEK: NOT SAFE
Image 249357   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
166
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: I don't want bread baked by a penis, no offense.
 dobbiesdoogs: one like this please #249357
 Amy Housewine: Recipe unclear
Image 249356   05-25-18   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
603
 
 Kaviri: Who, me?
Image 249355   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
325
 
 Shay: The treasury department got lazy in replacing Andrew Jackson's portrait with Harriet Tubman's, so they settled on this.
 Side Boob: Now I really want a George Jefferson $20. Weezie could be on the back, maybe with Mr Bentley
 Butcherboy: Huh they put Barbara Streisand on the new twenty
 Dr Awkward: @Side Boob More like BLANDrew Jackson, amirite?
 tib gubb: @Side Boob thanks for the heads-up on the dead presidents down-low.
 Side Boob: @tib gubb It's Andrew Jackson on the $20. Though one with George Jefferson would be pretty cool!
 tib gubb: sup jefferson you bald-faced s.o.b.
Image 249354   05-25-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
652
 
 Slerzy: huehuehuehue
 dobbiesdoogs: youtube.com/…
 Mr. Whiskers: Not sure if this reminds me of a meme...or actually a meme
 tib gubb: omg i need that dog
Image 249353   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
468
 
 illBilliam: @Felicity It is mind bending. Think of that center point, not as a point floating in space, but existence itself compressed into that tiny center point. Just like nothing exists beyond the universe (theoretically), nothing existed beyond that compressed tiny center point. So the universe is expanding, but there was no central location from which it expanded from. The whole thing just got bigger and roomier.
 TheFrogMan: I still can t wrap my head around the fact that the universe started expanding from a central point, but no longer has a centre from which everything is moving away, and everything is expanding in every direction at once all the time but not in a way that makes two parts of it head towards each other. I can understand its area being infinite, but not its matter, so there must be an edge beyond which it hasn t expanded yet, and from that edge we should be able to look inwards to the centre
 Dr Awkward: Get a job, Universe.
 barfolomew: Same
 tib gubb: wow, apparently the universe is actually really chill
Image 249352   05-25-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
523
 
 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!
 NoOneImportant: That one episode of Robotech
 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.
 tib gubb: bike lane, and also fish
 itskando: Barascoota
 itskando: I said you need a better ass rest, not bass rest
 sparename: "... - Like a fish needs a bicycle." Or a moped
 itskando: It winks when he turns on the left blinker
 itskando: That looks like a tun a fish right there, yep
 Psymon: Going for a ride on my fishped
 itskando: I bet it smells great in there
 itskando: This big
Image 249351   05-25-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
315
 
 BavidDowie: Of course I have collateral!
 Not A Bot: What's the matter, dear? Don't you like your toys?
 UnknownSample: Fun lawn ornament for sale.
 raditzu: Baby on board!
 Micro Jackson: Ya big baby!
Image 249350   05-25-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
276
 
 Telkwa: Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Image 249349   05-25-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
250
 
 WetWilly: @Porm Munties What do you mean?
 Porm Munties: Who are you @Felicity
 dad: Samurai Dreams , from Hiroshima Productions, episode thirteen
 Shay: Dude, just get a new pirate box.
 tib gubb: yep, that's def a titty
 Micro Jackson: I think I see boobies.....
Image 249348   05-25-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
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