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262279  Teechur: You axolotl questions

262281  Teechur: @Zarathustra *are on stripclub

262267  wolfpk: Corgis: What are you planning on doing with that!

262269  wolfpk: Apartments overlooking the river.

262289  robocop: Or he wants to suffocate you. One or the other.

262281  Zarathustra: Did u see*

262270  wolfpk: Aww, poor puppy! Your still a good boy!

262285  Knice: Not all heroes wear capes.

262271  Side Boob: @Knice At least you aren't the type of person that would snapchat it with 'bruh' as the caption.

262273  Side Boob: Poor pupper :(

262241  SuedeOxford: I like ricehorn

262256  BavidDowie: he ded

262260  a robot: If that's the case, you're doing it wrong

262284  toad: Genius. Lets the mother / father sit the child down whilst they do their business. You don't want the child sitting on / touching the dirty floor.

262269  Teechur: Unfetter a Bork Yahoo

262267  a robot: corgi's what?

262268  a robot: This looks EXACTLY like my cat! Only I don't have a deck and she'd never be left out unsupervised.

262255  lecj07: Winter came.

262116  Apple IIe: Im dead @jazzjunkie

262273  lecj07: Mmm. Giant cheeto

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262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

262176 Teechur: Please DO NOT brew a new pot of coffee if you take the last cup. (Some reverse psychology for the Fakulty Room)

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262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

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Score:
523
 
 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!
 NoOneImportant: That one episode of Robotech
 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.
 tib gubb: bike lane, and also fish
 itskando: Barascoota
 itskando: I said you need a better ass rest, not bass rest
 sparename: "... - Like a fish needs a bicycle." Or a moped
 itskando: It winks when he turns on the left blinker
 itskando: That looks like a tun a fish right there, yep
 Psymon: Going for a ride on my fishped
 itskando: I bet it smells great in there
 itskando: This big
Image 249351   05-25-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
315
 
 BavidDowie: Of course I have collateral!
 Not A Bot: What's the matter, dear? Don't you like your toys?
 UnknownSample: Fun lawn ornament for sale.
 raditzu: Baby on board!
 Micro Jackson: Ya big baby!
Image 249350   05-25-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
276
 
 Telkwa: Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Image 249349   05-25-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
250
 
 WetWilly: @Porm Munties What do you mean?
 Porm Munties: Who are you @Felicity
 dad: Samurai Dreams , from Hiroshima Productions, episode thirteen
 Shay: Dude, just get a new pirate box.
 tib gubb: yep, that's def a titty
 Micro Jackson: I think I see boobies.....
Image 249348   05-25-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
604
 
 mwoody: "Yep, he definitely ate that spool of fiber optic cabling."
 raditzu: I know a few chicks with similar feature.
 Never AFK: Fleshlight
 tib gubb: "ever seen a laser come out of a dog's butthole?"
 Semaphore: "I don't know doc, everything he eats just goes right through him."
Image 249347   05-25-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
280
 
 sparename: @jochenau I suppose any generic dish-washing stuff will do, I can't remember the chemistry but can remember the smell. Though a quick internet search reveals, yet again, that I may have been disillusioned for all these years.. Was it Fairy Liquid and vinegar? Or did we just make some other noxious, colourful gaseous mayhem? Addendum.. just bleach and vinegar.. can't remember what we did with Fairy Liquid, then
 jochenau: @sparename What's in this "fairy liquid" that reacts with bleach to form chlorine gas?
 sparename: Lfehack - Smells much better home-made with Fairy Liquid and Domestos ( *Don't do it yourselves without adult supervision. And medics on standby. And a will made out!)
 Mr. Whiskers: The Tide Pods of the 19th century
 Micro Jackson: Dead men don't sneeze
 Christina: Eliminates colds and enemy's troops.
 tib gubb: hey let me tell you about this new product...
 dangerkeith3000: @Not A Bot lolololol
 Not A Bot: question: does anyone else wonder...why he had his balls out at work?
Image 249346   05-25-18   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
222
 
 Butcherboy: youtu.be/… In case you didnt already have a song stuck in your head
 Air Biscuit: Someone needs a visit to fosters.
 tib gubb: no need to be sad friend, rum is here.
Image 249345   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
517
 
 Micro Jackson: The devil who emptied the pot without making more!!!
 Bad Dad: The top two coffees are acceptable.
 Minnesotan: all hail all hail caffeinemas
 sporky: hail satan!
Image 249344   05-25-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
589
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: At first I read @Knice and was super confused
 Mern Trulbo: Hahahrawrrahaha
 dangerkeith3000: I gross laughed.
Image 249343   05-25-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
283
 
 durian: When this baby hits 88 you re going to see some serious shart
 dobbiesdoogs: taco bell restroom
 Micro Jackson: Ready for liftoff
 sparename: "You're not drunk if you can shit without a seat-belt"
 tib gubb: warning: explosive shits
 fanny: for when shit's about to get real
 Passive: We've all been there
Image 249342   05-25-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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