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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.



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Score:
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 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!
 NoOneImportant: That one episode of Robotech
 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.
 tib gubb: bike lane, and also fish
 itskando: Barascoota
 itskando: I said you need a better ass rest, not bass rest
 sparename: "... - Like a fish needs a bicycle." Or a moped
 itskando: It winks when he turns on the left blinker
 itskando: That looks like a tun a fish right there, yep
 Psymon: Going for a ride on my fishped
 itskando: I bet it smells great in there
 itskando: This big
Image 249351   05-25-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
315
 
 BavidDowie: Of course I have collateral!
 Not A Bot: What's the matter, dear? Don't you like your toys?
 UnknownSample: Fun lawn ornament for sale.
 raditzu: Baby on board!
 Micro Jackson: Ya big baby!
Image 249350   05-25-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
276
 
 Telkwa: Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Image 249349   05-25-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
225
 
 WetWilly: @Porm Munties What do you mean?
 Porm Munties: Who are you @Felicity
 dad: Samurai Dreams , from Hiroshima Productions, episode thirteen
 Shay: Dude, just get a new pirate box.
 tib gubb: yep, that's def a titty
 Micro Jackson: I think I see boobies.....
Image 249348   05-25-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
604
 
 mwoody: "Yep, he definitely ate that spool of fiber optic cabling."
 raditzu: I know a few chicks with similar feature.
 Never AFK: Fleshlight
 tib gubb: "ever seen a laser come out of a dog's butthole?"
 WannaBee: "I don't know doc, everything he eats just goes right through him."
Image 249347   05-25-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
280
 
 sparename: @jochenau I suppose any generic dish-washing stuff will do, I can't remember the chemistry but can remember the smell. Though a quick internet search reveals, yet again, that I may have been disillusioned for all these years.. Was it Fairy Liquid and vinegar? Or did we just make some other noxious, colourful gaseous mayhem? Addendum.. just bleach and vinegar.. can't remember what we did with Fairy Liquid, then
 jochenau: @sparename What's in this "fairy liquid" that reacts with bleach to form chlorine gas?
 sparename: Lfehack - Smells much better home-made with Fairy Liquid and Domestos ( *Don't do it yourselves without adult supervision. And medics on standby. And a will made out!)
 Mr. Whiskers: The Tide Pods of the 19th century
 Micro Jackson: Dead men don't sneeze
 Christina: Eliminates colds and enemy's troops.
 tib gubb: hey let me tell you about this new product...
 dangerkeith3000: @Not A Bot lolololol
 Not A Bot: question: does anyone else wonder...why he had his balls out at work?
Image 249346   05-25-18   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
222
 
 Butcherboy: youtu.be/… In case you didnt already have a song stuck in your head
 Air Biscuit: Someone needs a visit to fosters.
 tib gubb: no need to be sad friend, rum is here.
Image 249345   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Unstableton
Score:
517
 
 Micro Jackson: The devil who emptied the pot without making more!!!
 WannaBee: The top two coffees are acceptable.
 Minnesotan: all hail all hail caffeinemas
 sporky: hail satan!
Image 249344   05-25-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
589
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: At first I read @Knice and was super confused
 Mern Trulbo: Hahahrawrrahaha
 dangerkeith3000: I gross laughed.
Image 249343   05-25-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
Score:
283
 
 durian: When this baby hits 88 you re going to see some serious shart
 dobbiesdoogs: taco bell restroom
 Micro Jackson: Ready for liftoff
 sparename: "You're not drunk if you can shit without a seat-belt"
 tib gubb: warning: explosive shits
 fanny: for when shit's about to get real
 Passive: We've all been there
Image 249342   05-25-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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