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262405  WannaBee: Todd you little scamp!

262406  Scoo: How do I know he's not a lizard? His face opened up and he ate my cat!

262394  Teechur: @Rald Rempungo But every time we post, our names change again.....-Teechur

262398  AdaMan: Life finds a way

262402  fanny: this is something my mother in law would print out and put on her fridge

262407  Knice: That's the most mootal thing I've seen all week.

262404  Butcherboy: What kind of dog?

262397  Scoo: Ah, so that's what a 3-Way Lamp is

262403  Scoo: Your data *are* as worthless as you...

262300  Terrh: Frankly (My Dear) I don't give a damn...

262360  Korrok: I've seen worse.

262411  satoshi: The secret to eternal youth is clearly held by Monty!

262399  Spazstatic: Hmm, if they are male, I don't think that's actually milk...

262397  WTF: "What have I said about leaving the lamp turned on during the day!" (Funky Music Plays)

262381  Prostata: solid golden

262386  Not A Bot: So many wangs.

262399  WTF: "Shut up Wesley!" - Curly Willy

262370  Bohab: @Dang Cremumple same, or if I'm shopping at a store wearing something they sell or have something in my pocket I bought elsewhere that'll do it too

262402  Knice: Sounds like a keeper; move over, amateur.

262375  Spazstatic: The device draws what amps it needs, it's not forced. Should be fine unless that charging block puts out more than 5 volts. As far as destroying it, a hammer or a fire should work.

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 Jomp Rempoble: yep, still laughing. good dog.
 Doft Horpumple: Hello fellow hyuoo-manzz
 Molm Grunombies: Eraserhead
 Florb Cremungo: They're all good dogs, Brunt.
 Muft Grunomple: I told you to eat your vegetables!
 Domp Ploble: The Howling reboot looks pretty low tech ...
 Bomp Dampongo: please excuse me while i laugh hysterically
Image 249328   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Jirt Bropert
 Hawn Flumungo: Slap on some chains, and buckle up!
 Thilm Albongus: Hey, picture, leave the funny comments to us!
Image 249327   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Frelm Flupert
 Pemp Rempuble: Riddikulus!
 Boft Albumple: WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW
 Trirb Flumbies: Those clowns in Senate amirite?
 Lamp Albuble: In memory of all those who lost their lives eating at Jack in the Box
 Trart Plungo: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...
 Flarm Morpupert: @tib gubb it's nice to be back
 Beple Brongus: now we're in shit-your-pants territory
Image 249326   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Veng Flongus
 Frumpo Morpungo: Ever get that dream where all your lost socks are secretly creating an art installation?
 Burm Dampongus: It's upsidedown you idiot
Image 249325   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Lolm Grupert
 Jurm Rempumple: 6 days old, and already four feet!
 Rang Morpungus: @Teechur :-D
 Flarbo Brongus: Imagine that, a four-legged baby!
 Gold Drumumple: Christ Riley, turn it down a notch.
 Dirbo Dampongo: Timely!
 Flengo Grombies: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!
 Dimpo Morpopert: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.
 Jomp Morpongus: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?
 Flold Grungus: Baby Riley is a cool name I guess, but I would have went for Baba O'Reily.
 Himp Flumuble: Wow, I was at least three weeks old before I could write!
 Miwn Flongus: Congrats
Image 249324   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Dung Morpuble
 Puple Plemungo: If you are going nowhere in life, go in style
 Freld Cremupert: *police siren* "Excuse me, you have any idea how fast you were memeing?"
 Tralm Cremumple: ready for a ride on the rainbow
Image 249323   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Jemp Albombies
 Jirb Grunongo: @Dresdenkeogh There s a great Basic Instructions where his best friend s ex-wife asks him: How s the a-hole? and he says: I assume you mean your ex. Because if you re asking about my a-hole--
 Lart Drumomple: ummm........
 Mown Horpungo: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.
 Trerm Horpungo: 1-ply and no perforation marks? Do you hate me?
Image 249322   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Hirbo Cremopert
 Liwn Grumbies: Maintain unwavering eye contact. Holding it horizontally, raise it to eye level, then violently break it in half. Shovel each half into your face like a cheeseburger.
 Beft Morpumbies: @grizzly I suppos so.
 Fruple Dampupert: Just put it in and out really fast
 Rald Cremungo: @Dresdenkeogh or saying things like "ooh this is really fun" between bites
 Frald Plombies: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.
 Memp Broble: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.
 Lalm Albongus: Put the whole thing in your mouth, then pull it out, then repeat.
 Rurm Horpungus: I eat them rectally.
 Gald Albongus: no dude, eat it all in one go, make them uncomfortable
Image 249321   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Jompo Plemungus
 Cring Horpupert: @fanny The bloke on the left did.
 Crurm Horpuble: Who let the dogs out? who? who?
 Murbo Rempomple: well there's your problem
 Dewn Flumombies: Don't forget to check under the seat, sometimes one is hiding there.
 Jurb Albombies: Actual photo of heaven.
 Dewn Plemomple: This is a funny scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
 Peft Morpoble: some people got sound systems, some people got race cars. me? i got bitches.
 Pawn Cremupert: Someone cryed havoc
 Thuple Flumopert: Minivankf
 Trung Rempumbies: DOGALANCHE!
 Trorb Flumungus: RELEASE THE BORKIN'
Image 249320   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Dimpo Morpopert
 Paple Albuble: Christina Superstar?
 Thingo Flumombies: Katie Carrie.
 Vimp Groble: And she never went on a Nickelodeon show again.
 Vuft Rempungo: she did the secret slime action
 Morb Drumumple: It slimed me!
 Freple Plemuble: Ms Perry used to find the Hulk very attractive. Her view changed rapidly one evening.
 Thirm Floble: did she have shrex?!
 Lurb Groble: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so
 Rild Brungus: Ghostbusters (2016)
 Bengo Grunongo: Never say "I don't know" in public.
 Treng Brumbies: And on their wedding night, Fiona learned a little more about Shrek.
Image 249319   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Momp Groble
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