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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.



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 tib gubb: yep, still laughing. good dog.
 itskando: Hello fellow hyuoo-manzz
 dangerkeith3000: Eraserhead
 barfolomew: They're all good dogs, Brunt.
 Fantasy: I told you to eat your vegetables!
 Whatever: The Howling reboot looks pretty low tech ...
 tib gubb: please excuse me while i laugh hysterically
Image 249328   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
523
 
 Telkwa: Slap on some chains, and buckle up!
 dangerkeith3000: Hey, picture, leave the funny comments to us!
Image 249327   05-25-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
398
 
 Hippitus Hoppitus: Riddikulus!
 barfolomew: WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW
 VeeKay: Those clowns in Senate amirite?
 Whatever: In memory of all those who lost their lives eating at Jack in the Box
 Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...
 Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back
 tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory
Image 249326   05-25-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
266
 
 Telkwa: Ever get that dream where all your lost socks are secretly creating an art installation?
 Passive: It's upsidedown you idiot
Image 249325   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
Score:
339
 
 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!
 Knice: @Teechur :-D
 Passive: Imagine that, a four-legged baby!
 lebron: Christ Riley, turn it down a notch.
 Yam: Timely!
 FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!
 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.
 Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?
 dangerkeith3000: Baby Riley is a cool name I guess, but I would have went for Baba O'Reily.
 Knice: Wow, I was at least three weeks old before I could write!
 I Hate The Beatles: Congrats
Image 249324   05-25-18   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
648
 
 Micro Jackson: If you are going nowhere in life, go in style
 Passive: *police siren* "Excuse me, you have any idea how fast you were memeing?"
 tib gubb: ready for a ride on the rainbow
Image 249323   05-25-18   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
224
 
 Vanna: @Dresdenkeogh There s a great Basic Instructions where his best friend s ex-wife asks him: How s the a-hole? and he says: I assume you mean your ex. Because if you re asking about my a-hole--
 Social Vegan: ummm........
 Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.
 dangerkeith3000: 1-ply and no perforation marks? Do you hate me?
Image 249322   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
441
 
 jochenau: Maintain unwavering eye contact. Holding it horizontally, raise it to eye level, then violently break it in half. Shovel each half into your face like a cheeseburger.
 Mad Collager: @grizzly I suppos so.
 Soviette: Just put it in and out really fast
 tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh or saying things like "ooh this is really fun" between bites
 Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.
 FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.
 dangerkeith3000: Put the whole thing in your mouth, then pull it out, then repeat.
 grizzly: I eat them rectally.
 tib gubb: no dude, eat it all in one go, make them uncomfortable
Image 249321   05-25-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
740
 
 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?
 charlemagne: well there's your problem
 barfolomew: Don't forget to check under the seat, sometimes one is hiding there.
 Otterman: Actual photo of heaven.
 Teechur: This is a funny scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
 tib gubb: some people got sound systems, some people got race cars. me? i got bitches.
 Colbo Mundus: Someone cryed havoc
 courtney: Minivankf
 Admiral Alan: DOGALANCHE!
 betamax: RELEASE THE BORKIN'
Image 249320   05-25-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
268
 
 anonimos: Christina Superstar?
 Telkwa: Katie Carrie.
 jochenau: And she never went on a Nickelodeon show again.
 trelyate: she did the secret slime action
 Micro Jackson: It slimed me!
 VeeKay: Ms Perry used to find the Hulk very attractive. Her view changed rapidly one evening.
 Greifer: did she have shrex?!
 Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so
 dangerkeith3000: Ghostbusters (2016)
 WTF: Never say "I don't know" in public.
 Teechur: And on their wedding night, Fiona learned a little more about Shrek.
Image 249319   05-25-18   Uploaded by    aeroaero
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