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273551  SuedeOxford: ur mom

273541  In The Pocket: omg so edgy!!! *swoon*

273479  Urn BooUrn: Ok, now give him back to his mother.

273500  Urn BooUrn: Growing up sucks.

273537  SaltLick: is his girlfriend a Horse?

273549  some guy : I hope his name is Jack

273556  Hokie333: Croatse.cx

273543  WTF: More like sqrt(x) where x is greater than 0

273559  Admiral Alan: Papa bear's sandvich was too hot, and Mama bear's sandvich was too cold, but Baby bear's sandvich was juuust right.

273549  WTF: He's reenacting that scene where Anthony Hopkins escapes from his jail cell.

273527  Not A Bot: Why not? People make sandals out of truck tires.

273543  Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless too smol for he gotdam hed?

273526  Nope: "Look to your left" *Looks left* "Wow you look nice today!"

273544  Dr Awkward: @a robot identified

273545  Dr Awkward: I dont care if this has been posted before, I will Hyper-RAD this every time.

273505  Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273547  square44: they can talk?! dot com

273543  Dr. Bathroom: Time, by convention, is presented on the horizontal axis. Your measure is presented as a function of time.

273545  fanny: tote that goat, doggo!

273546  a robot: humans identified.

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273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

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273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea



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Score:
339
 
 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!
 Knice: @Teechur :-D
 Passive: Imagine that, a four-legged baby!
 lebron: Christ Riley, turn it down a notch.
 Yam: Timely!
 FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!
 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.
 Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?
 dangerkeith3000: Baby Riley is a cool name I guess, but I would have went for Baba O'Reily.
 Knice: Wow, I was at least three weeks old before I could write!
 I Hate The Beatles: Congrats
Image 249324   05-25-18   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
668
 
 Micro Jackson: If you are going nowhere in life, go in style
 Passive: *police siren* "Excuse me, you have any idea how fast you were memeing?"
 tib gubb: ready for a ride on the rainbow
Image 249323   05-25-18   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
224
 
 Vanna: @Dresdenkeogh There s a great Basic Instructions where his best friend s ex-wife asks him: How s the a-hole? and he says: I assume you mean your ex. Because if you re asking about my a-hole--
 Social Vegan: ummm........
 Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.
 dangerkeith3000: 1-ply and no perforation marks? Do you hate me?
Image 249322   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
441
 
 jochenau: Maintain unwavering eye contact. Holding it horizontally, raise it to eye level, then violently break it in half. Shovel each half into your face like a cheeseburger.
 Mad Collager: @grizzly I suppos so.
 Soviette: Just put it in and out really fast
 tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh or saying things like "ooh this is really fun" between bites
 Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.
 FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.
 dangerkeith3000: Put the whole thing in your mouth, then pull it out, then repeat.
 grizzly: I eat them rectally.
 tib gubb: no dude, eat it all in one go, make them uncomfortable
Image 249321   05-25-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
759
 
 Mr Bleak: @fanny The bloke on the left did.
 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?
 charlemagne: well there's your problem
 barfolomew: Don't forget to check under the seat, sometimes one is hiding there.
 Stephen Milkmus: Actual photo of heaven.
 Teechur: This is a funny scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
 tib gubb: some people got sound systems, some people got race cars. me? i got bitches.
 Colbo Mundus: Someone cryed havoc
 courtney: Minivankf
 Admiral Alan: DOGALANCHE!
 betamax: RELEASE THE BORKIN'
Image 249320   05-25-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
268
 
 anonimos: Christina Superstar?
 Telkwa: Katie Carrie.
 jochenau: And she never went on a Nickelodeon show again.
 trelyate: she did the secret slime action
 Micro Jackson: It slimed me!
 mark64: Ms Perry used to find the Hulk very attractive. Her view changed rapidly one evening.
 Greifer: did she have shrex?!
 Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so
 dangerkeith3000: Ghostbusters (2016)
 WTF: Never say "I don't know" in public.
 Teechur: And on their wedding night, Fiona learned a little more about Shrek.
Image 249319   05-25-18   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
784
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Can you plug one into the other?
 maura: That anus is so high...
 barfolomew: Well you should have specified
 dangerkeith3000: Well technically the groom did what you said. We should have asked them to shave the area around the butt so that the butt hairs stick out and look like a heart. Also your dog is super happy.
 Dr Awkward: Commence dog butt docking sequence.
 Not A Bot: I think Marx's heart stopped fibrillating a while ago
 WTF: "There's a hole in my heart..."
 Derp Herpigan: Well, which looks happier?
 Knice: Looks like you've awakened a lil something in the second one...
Image 249318   05-25-18   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
284
 
 Passive: "And what a fantastic day for the Sleepy Dad Fashion Show 2018!"
 manlyman: "My name is Diogenes I'm a freaky streaker like Winnie the Pooh, Shirt and no pants, and I dance the boogaloo"
 FarmerWalk: YW
 barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women
 ironmaiden: Diogenes kind of let himself go
 Dr Awkward: Classic Ty.
 sparename: "Well it's a change from "Fanny By Gaslight!""
Image 249317   05-25-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
473
 
 i peed a lil: Hey look! The USS Eldridge!
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
Image 249316   05-25-18   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
423
 
 Passive: Sadly, the carnivore edition isn't so clean, is to heavy, and died of a heart attack
 dangerkeith3000: Vegans make the best weed eaters.
 matos: needs a lame af button
 franktank: What a cute couple.
Image 249315   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
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