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253162  dangerkeith3000: Someone gonna die now.

253152  dangerkeith3000: He's also a time traveler.

253158  dangerkeith3000: Lethal Weapon 6 is great.

253159  dangerkeith3000: So did the guy sue the bar or the pork chop guy?

253158  Annoying Vegan : He just read about the pork chops.

253147  Teechur: BABKETBILL

253150  Teechur: And I, I chose the utensil less painted on.

253170  jackthesmack: There was a basketball player named Charles Shackleford at NC State a while back who bragged about being amphibious because he could dribble with both hands.

253162  sparename: These Polo Fruits have been misprinted

253166  sparename: "THE MIGHTY CLOR (hammer)"

253150  AstoriaBum: Take it.

253164  Not A Bot: Pigeon is checking cat still want's the execution order carried throug.

253153  WTF: Kids today grow up so fast.

253159  tib gubb: australian man and florida man... separated at birth?

253131  Robespierre: Sounds like a threat to me

253149  sparename: "very little helps"

253148  Robespierre: Dubious shortcut - but my wife's Fiat might make it

253152  Robespierre: It's true - beards have no grasp of the logical

253155  Robespierre: "What are you doing?" ears

253157  Robespierre: The Legend Of a Wheelman

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252977 FireBreathingMarmot: I'm a bet on you when it comes to ag skills.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

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252894 Side Boob: Schroedinger's Pregnancy test

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253014 FireBreathingMarmot: Goin' a-courtin'

252895 hajjpodge: I've worked in retail since I graduated from High School, and I've been a dumpy supervisor and department manager. In my 7 years in this industry I can confidently state it is the Baby Boomers and affluent 40+ year olds who are the worst human beings I have to deal with on a regular basis. It is no surprise they've fucked the future of the country and the planet when they're so spiteful and selfish.



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Score:
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 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!
 Knice: @Teechur :-D
 Passive: Imagine that, a four-legged baby!
 lebron: Christ Riley, turn it down a notch.
 Yam: Timely!
 FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!
 grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.
 Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?
 dangerkeith3000: Baby Riley is a cool name I guess, but I would have went for Baba O'Reily.
 Knice: Wow, I was at least three weeks old before I could write!
 I Hate The Beatles: Congrats
Image 249324   05-25-18   Uploaded by    catheter
Score:
648
 
 Micro Jackson: If you are going nowhere in life, go in style
 Passive: *police siren* "Excuse me, you have any idea how fast you were memeing?"
 tib gubb: ready for a ride on the rainbow
Image 249323   05-25-18   Uploaded by    my wheelhouse
Score:
224
 
 Vanna: @Dresdenkeogh There s a great Basic Instructions where his best friend s ex-wife asks him: How s the a-hole? and he says: I assume you mean your ex. Because if you re asking about my a-hole--
 Social Vegan: ummm........
 Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.
 dangerkeith3000: 1-ply and no perforation marks? Do you hate me?
Image 249322   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
441
 
 jochenau: Maintain unwavering eye contact. Holding it horizontally, raise it to eye level, then violently break it in half. Shovel each half into your face like a cheeseburger.
 Mad Collager: @grizzly I suppos so.
 Soviette: Just put it in and out really fast
 tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh or saying things like "ooh this is really fun" between bites
 Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.
 FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.
 dangerkeith3000: Put the whole thing in your mouth, then pull it out, then repeat.
 grizzly: I eat them rectally.
 tib gubb: no dude, eat it all in one go, make them uncomfortable
Image 249321   05-25-18   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
740
 
 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?
 charlemagne: well there's your problem
 barfolomew: Don't forget to check under the seat, sometimes one is hiding there.
 Otterman: Actual photo of heaven.
 Teechur: This is a funny scene from Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
 tib gubb: some people got sound systems, some people got race cars. me? i got bitches.
 Colbo Mundus: Someone cryed havoc
 courtney: Minivankf
 Admiral Alan: DOGALANCHE!
 betamax: RELEASE THE BORKIN'
Image 249320   05-25-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
268
 
 anonimos: Christina Superstar?
 Telkwa: Katie Carrie.
 jochenau: And she never went on a Nickelodeon show again.
 trelyate: she did the secret slime action
 Micro Jackson: It slimed me!
 VeeKay: Ms Perry used to find the Hulk very attractive. Her view changed rapidly one evening.
 Greifer: did she have shrex?!
 Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so
 dangerkeith3000: Ghostbusters (2016)
 WTF: Never say "I don't know" in public.
 Teechur: And on their wedding night, Fiona learned a little more about Shrek.
Image 249319   05-25-18   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
784
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Can you plug one into the other?
 maura: That anus is so high...
 barfolomew: Well you should have specified
 dangerkeith3000: Well technically the groom did what you said. We should have asked them to shave the area around the butt so that the butt hairs stick out and look like a heart. Also your dog is super happy.
 Dr Awkward: Commence dog butt docking sequence.
 Not A Bot: I think Marx's heart stopped fibrillating a while ago
 WTF: "There's a hole in my heart..."
 Derp Herpigan: Well, which looks happier?
 Knice: Looks like you've awakened a lil something in the second one...
Image 249318   05-25-18   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
284
 
 Passive: "And what a fantastic day for the Sleepy Dad Fashion Show 2018!"
 Otterman: "My name is Diogenes I'm a freaky streaker like Winnie the Pooh, Shirt and no pants, and I dance the boogaloo"
 FarmerWalk: YW
 barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women
 Otterman: Diogenes kind of let himself go
 Dr Awkward: Classic Ty.
 sparename: "Well it's a change from "Fanny By Gaslight!""
Image 249317   05-25-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
473
 
 i peed a lil: Hey look! The USS Eldridge!
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
Image 249316   05-25-18   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
423
 
 Passive: Sadly, the carnivore edition isn't so clean, is to heavy, and died of a heart attack
 dangerkeith3000: Vegans make the best weed eaters.
 VeeKay: needs a lame af button
 antipatterns: What a cute couple.
Image 249315   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
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