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253884  a sedated moose: Tupit Shakur

253886  a sedated moose: My God, it's full of stars!

253899  frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.

253899  Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!

253888  Laree: All hail hypnodog.

253876  Laree: Carky Cark

253879  Laree: He thinks he's getting an autograph from Jesus. He saw him turn that water to wine.

253885  Whatever: Alas, books can die - we have only a fraction of the books written prior to the invention of printing

253887  Whatever: Mmm lady fingers

253880  Fiveninety: Meijer is immensely better but they only exist in Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky

253879  Amy Housewine: Dude... like, dude...

253842  Mad Collager: @a robot Well, their costumes are more subtle: Slacker, Daydreamer, Procrastinator, Gamer...

253844  antipatterns: evict the landlord

253849  Mad Collager: There should be a version with a violin mounted on the side. Then each door opening would cause a fiddle jamb.

253856  Mad Collager: Yeah, the kid was wearing red, but he didn't have on a MAGA hat. Also, we think he wasn't from Norway.

253425  Mr Bleak: Luke Bedwalker

253859  Mad Collager: Sigh. Why won't anybody get ME a deer trophy to sleep on?

253817  Greifer: that bike is crab

253861  Mad Collager: I would love to open a restaurant next door that offers European food. I'd call it Sans Wok.

253428  Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 There is a school of thought that they are trying to teach us to hunt, so bringing us "easy prey" in the hope we'll get started soon. There is also my theory that my cat just loves murder and disembowelment, and tries to hide the evidence in my shoes.

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

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253831 Side Boob: @DrNinjaman I just shitpost.

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Score:
268
 
 anonimos: Christina Superstar?
 Telkwa: Katie Carrie.
 jochenau: And she never went on a Nickelodeon show again.
 trelyate: she did the secret slime action
 Micro Jackson: It slimed me!
 VeeKay: Ms Perry used to find the Hulk very attractive. Her view changed rapidly one evening.
 Greifer: did she have shrex?!
 Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so
 dangerkeith3000: Ghostbusters (2016)
 WTF: Never say "I don't know" in public.
 Teechur: And on their wedding night, Fiona learned a little more about Shrek.
Image 249319   05-25-18   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
784
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Can you plug one into the other?
 maura: That anus is so high...
 barfolomew: Well you should have specified
 dangerkeith3000: Well technically the groom did what you said. We should have asked them to shave the area around the butt so that the butt hairs stick out and look like a heart. Also your dog is super happy.
 Dr Awkward: Commence dog butt docking sequence.
 Not A Bot: I think Marx's heart stopped fibrillating a while ago
 WTF: "There's a hole in my heart..."
 Derp Herpigan: Well, which looks happier?
 Knice: Looks like you've awakened a lil something in the second one...
Image 249318   05-25-18   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
284
 
 Passive: "And what a fantastic day for the Sleepy Dad Fashion Show 2018!"
 Otterman: "My name is Diogenes I'm a freaky streaker like Winnie the Pooh, Shirt and no pants, and I dance the boogaloo"
 FarmerWalk: YW
 barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women
 Otterman: Diogenes kind of let himself go
 Dr Awkward: Classic Ty.
 sparename: "Well it's a change from "Fanny By Gaslight!""
Image 249317   05-25-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
473
 
 i peed a lil: Hey look! The USS Eldridge!
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
Image 249316   05-25-18   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
423
 
 Passive: Sadly, the carnivore edition isn't so clean, is to heavy, and died of a heart attack
 dangerkeith3000: Vegans make the best weed eaters.
 VeeKay: needs a lame af button
 antipatterns: What a cute couple.
Image 249315   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
761
 
 bigASShobo: Is it a humming birdnest or a hummingbird nest
 jochenau: Some birds make odd choices when it comes to nest placement.
 dangerkeith3000: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward Not at all! Follow your quest! Just beware the chupacabra. I think they dwell in the same caves as hummingbirds.
 tib gubb: sorry hummingbird, you're in the way of Capitalism
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur So I should stop seeking the HummingCave of humminglegend?
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward Central America. Same as butterflies, believe it or not.
 Dr Awkward: Serious question: where do hummingbirds going during the winter? I'd like to think they all hibernate in a single cave, and every spring, tens of millions of hummingbirds buzz out, voraciously seeking out flowers for sustenance
Image 249314   05-25-18   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
526
 
 Not A Bot: He keeps giving it to the cat.
 addend: "Please do not disturb..."
Image 249313   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
362
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Shotgun!!
 jochenau: [ghostly moo]
 Micro Jackson: Is new methane-powered vehicle!
 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall It could've been Scotland for all I knew. I just picked something at random. Cool I was kinda close tho.
 funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000
 brian greene: aeaeoooo
 dangerkeith3000: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
 Knice: Craigslist said it had power steering.
 sparename: Can use the Car-Mool Lane
Image 249312   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
396
 
 Micro Jackson: It's a dog's life
Image 249311   05-25-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
149
 
 piranharama: Beauty of Korea?
 Micro Jackson: They're not marching under that flag, they are sitting down. Get up and march you lazy bastards!
 Otterman: They seem nice
 WTF: "Diplomacy"
 Dr Awkward: I'm looking forward to these spring Olympics
 Nope: Cool?
Image 249310   05-25-18   Uploaded by    McMuff
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