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273395  FabricMan: I blame Wendy's for starting this

273435  Knice: Good fucking god why

272996  Mr Bleak: Tonite, on "When Cat Chess Goes Wrong!!!" we have ...

272996  Mr Bleak: Nip: not even once.

273436  drhenry: I wish you had video of the dog tucking herself in.

273417  Science: I would like to believe that this guy's luggage was lost and he had to make do with what he was wearing when he flew in.

273421  Science: Oh, Kramer...

273025  Mr Bleak: @Joseph Yes, but "hope my fuck* can drown" changes the whole meaning really.

273026  Mr Bleak: Well, she won't do *that* again!

273427  gulpeg: Freudian office chair.

273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

25633  jljocque: You can't solve a system of two variables with only one equation. Duh.

273354  Knice: This just made my day. :-)

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273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...



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Score:
268
 
 anonimos: Christina Superstar?
 Telkwa: Katie Carrie.
 jochenau: And she never went on a Nickelodeon show again.
 trelyate: she did the secret slime action
 Micro Jackson: It slimed me!
 mark64: Ms Perry used to find the Hulk very attractive. Her view changed rapidly one evening.
 Greifer: did she have shrex?!
 Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so
 dangerkeith3000: Ghostbusters (2016)
 WTF: Never say "I don't know" in public.
 Teechur: And on their wedding night, Fiona learned a little more about Shrek.
Image 249319   05-25-18   Uploaded by    aeroaero
Score:
784
 
 Dan Tagonistic: Can you plug one into the other?
 maura: That anus is so high...
 barfolomew: Well you should have specified
 dangerkeith3000: Well technically the groom did what you said. We should have asked them to shave the area around the butt so that the butt hairs stick out and look like a heart. Also your dog is super happy.
 Dr Awkward: Commence dog butt docking sequence.
 Not A Bot: I think Marx's heart stopped fibrillating a while ago
 WTF: "There's a hole in my heart..."
 Derp Herpigan: Well, which looks happier?
 Knice: Looks like you've awakened a lil something in the second one...
Image 249318   05-25-18   Uploaded by    weirduncle
Score:
284
 
 Passive: "And what a fantastic day for the Sleepy Dad Fashion Show 2018!"
 manlyman: "My name is Diogenes I'm a freaky streaker like Winnie the Pooh, Shirt and no pants, and I dance the boogaloo"
 FarmerWalk: YW
 barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women
 ironmaiden: Diogenes kind of let himself go
 Dr Awkward: Classic Ty.
 sparename: "Well it's a change from "Fanny By Gaslight!""
Image 249317   05-25-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
473
 
 i peed a lil: Hey look! The USS Eldridge!
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
Image 249316   05-25-18   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
423
 
 Passive: Sadly, the carnivore edition isn't so clean, is to heavy, and died of a heart attack
 dangerkeith3000: Vegans make the best weed eaters.
 matos: needs a lame af button
 franktank: What a cute couple.
Image 249315   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
761
 
 bigASShobo: Is it a humming birdnest or a hummingbird nest
 jochenau: Some birds make odd choices when it comes to nest placement.
 dangerkeith3000: DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward Not at all! Follow your quest! Just beware the chupacabra. I think they dwell in the same caves as hummingbirds.
 tib gubb: sorry hummingbird, you're in the way of Capitalism
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur So I should stop seeking the HummingCave of humminglegend?
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward Central America. Same as butterflies, believe it or not.
 Dr Awkward: Serious question: where do hummingbirds going during the winter? I'd like to think they all hibernate in a single cave, and every spring, tens of millions of hummingbirds buzz out, voraciously seeking out flowers for sustenance
Image 249314   05-25-18   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
526
 
 Not A Bot: He keeps giving it to the cat.
 addend: "Please do not disturb..."
Image 249313   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
362
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Shotgun!!
 jochenau: [ghostly moo]
 Micro Jackson: Is new methane-powered vehicle!
 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall It could've been Scotland for all I knew. I just picked something at random. Cool I was kinda close tho.
 funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000
 brian greene: aeaeoooo
 dangerkeith3000: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
 Knice: Craigslist said it had power steering.
 sparename: Can use the Car-Mool Lane
Image 249312   05-25-18   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
396
 
 Micro Jackson: It's a dog's life
Image 249311   05-25-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
149
 
 piranharama: Beauty of Korea?
 Micro Jackson: They're not marching under that flag, they are sitting down. Get up and march you lazy bastards!
 eurotrash: They seem nice
 WTF: "Diplomacy"
 Dr Awkward: I'm looking forward to these spring Olympics
 Nope: Cool?
Image 249310   05-25-18   Uploaded by    McMuff
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