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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.



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Score:
388
 
 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!
 VeeKay: 01001001 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100111 01110101 01101001 01101100 01110100 01111001 00100001
 2Berries: Whos the blonde on the jury?
 Not A Bot: This is why you take them swimming first.
 Shay: QUESTION - DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT TOUCH YOUNG WILL ROBINSON INAPPROPRIATELY - END QUESTION
 GoGo Robotto: 01001111 01100010 01101010 01100101 01100011 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 00100001
 WannaBee: This is by Eric Joyner. He has a lot of different robot and donut paintings.
 WTF: Perry Mason is not amused.
 GoGo Robotto: @Warrax Must be that Robo Cop
 Warrax: Is that a box of donuts?
Image 249228   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
450
 
 LKoroton: Daddy!
 SuedeOxford: I'm finally comfy, don't moooove.
Image 249227   05-24-18   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
657
 
 LKoroton: Where's the SAD button?
 Side Boob: ACAB
 funny in the wall: good. fuck you.
 hajjpodge: Fuck the police.
 Scoo: Fuck you
 Sadbot: "And that's the story of why I started planting drugs on black people. I mean, more than I already was"
 tib gubb: well that's rude
 Not A Bot: Now let's see him go through the metal detector
 Nope: Hell yeah
Image 249226   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
774
 
 wolfpk: Proof that hydra's are real!
 tib gubb: i've heard of a kingsnake before but this is ridiculous
 Musician: Yesssssss, we'd love to hear about your Lord and sssssavior. Do come in.
 ignatz: Sssomebody sssay sssuppertime?
 GoGo Robotto: We are SNEKsssss
Image 249225   05-24-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
540
 
 Greifer: cane corso
 Side Boob: Baborfka & Babushka.
 Springbok: Mother Teresa reincarnated
 ignatz: True story..
Image 249224   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
334
 
 Starky15: @Felicity Death to the false emperor!
 Bad Dad: It costs the lives of 1,000 psykers every day
 Munkybut: Someone reads wonkette
 WTF: I bet it smells great in there.
 WTF: "Isn't it true that you are dooting and that you are a dooter? No further questions your Honor."
 KingTrebek: He was held in contombt
 barfolomew: The Cadaver Synod, when they dug up the former Pope Formosus and put him on trial.
Image 249223   05-24-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
527
 
 LKoroton: Lost my ear in an skating accident
 Robespierre: GoGo Van Gogh
 ignatz: Vincent Van Doren
Image 249222   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
109
 
 addend: You could've recycled the water bottle.
 wolfpk: Not sure what went on here, but it looks like it was wild!
 Zaxxoff: thats how you get bears
 tib gubb: not quite a bag of dicks... but close
Image 249221   05-24-18   Uploaded by    satoshi
Score:
531
 
 apoxia: Um... what?
 Christina: The cows were completely vegan.
 tib gubb: made from 100% vegetarians
 Nope: From a vegetarian, ergo, vegetarian.
Image 249220   05-24-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
628
 
 Sage: D.D.?
 ignatz: @Dresdenkeogh True story: Guy strapped a cam to his black Lab to see where he went on his solo walks, one film showed said Lab humping a nun while she knelt for prayer. No nuns were harmed etc..
 tib gubb: ready to bork
 Shay: Paw Patrol: Reboot
 Minnesotan: tfr certified tactipup
 Dresdenkeogh: Please be a virtual reality doggo experience where we see out of the camera.
 dingding: I have no idea what this is I asked for pets.
Image 249219   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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