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267970  WTF: I could really go for a foot long Konie!

267958  a robot: This is what those essential oils nuts actually believe. Source: my boss won't shut the fuck up about oils

267965  a robot: Kids who use hashtags probably don't even know who OJ is and/or why the white Bronco is associated with him

267963  Air Biscuit: When your beard jacks your lumber...

267944  sparename: You Wucksacky Wabbit

267979  clayjar: She looks like the old lady receptionist from Monsters Inc. Congrats on her 18th. That dogs a trooper.

267970  Air Biscuit: Look out for jawas.

267950  VeeKay: @Not A Bot Your comment made this post funny.

267951  VeeKay: Classic C Lorenz

267970  charlemagne: skurwysyn

267952  VeeKay: Alt pink *Janelle Monae plays weird music in the back ground*

267958  VeeKay: Just take some gold and get 4 new ones

267951  sparename: My first computer was a Vic-20 - the one before this.. they were advertised really cheap at a local shop but they then wanted four times the price for the power supply. As an annoying teenager just getting into electronics, I bought the cheap computer and made my own power box. It must still be in my Mum's loft, somewhere

267961  Shay: @Mad Collager Nice rack.

267966  VeeKay: *generic Xzibit quote*

267969  Zaxxoff: have you heard the good news, friends? KFC $5 fill ups will save your wallet and soul! Now you may worship KFC as unto a god!

20477  jljocque: Shouldn't they smell, y'know...GRRREAT!?

267912  Zaxxoff: I send mine in with my taxes. audited? not.. even.. once.

267924  Shay: Frodo, did you get 4 Doors for More Whore sin Mordor?

20446  jljocque: I would like to apologize on behalf of all Baby Boomers for utterly failing to live up to the lofty morals we espoused.

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267859 Mr. Butt: @fanny Instructions unclear. Ewok stuck in ass.

267564 Bluetocracy: Leonard, put down the flashlight and take off that silly robe, I'm trying to watch tv!

267930 Mad Collager: My, she has lots of spirit!

267576 VeeKay: Johnny Tightlips.

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267548 wolfpk: @Science As I said, FACTS NOT LIES. If you use easily disproven lies to bash someone, YOU lose all credibility. If you just use facts, you have credibility! It is just that simple!

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

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11. Shay: 1535 points
12. bbbrandon: 1530 points
13. Mustyrats: 1524 points
14. Double-Munched Tacotito: 1460 points
15. Mexico: 1436 points
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 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor
 Scoo: Jesus Saves!
 A duck: The King of Food Kings
 Not A Bot: "Hey honey, let's display a toast to my infidelity. LOL"
 tib gubb: nice shirt, jackass
 GoGo Robotto: I'm an atheist, was just trying to be silly... no offence!
 jochenau: @Side Boob @GoGo Robotto It's silly but it doesn't strike me as particularly blasphemous. Jesus probably would have used coupons if they existed at the time.
 Warrax: This explains that fish and loaves thing.
 Side Boob: It's not blasphemy if you don't believe!
 GoGo Robotto: Good old blasphemy, it's always fun
Image 249218   05-24-18   Uploaded by    bigjim
 Springbok: Sniff check
Image 249217   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 DrinkMixMan: Dangerously cheesy
 Thyming: "Hey," whispers the child, "you want some of the hot stuff?"
Image 249216   05-24-18   Uploaded by    neutron
 Mr Bleak: Princess Fiona was reluctant, but Shrek insisted.
 Prostata: they make an ointment for that now
 raditzu: I am groot.
 trelyate: this is someone's fetish
 tehghost: Must be retaining water
 addend: Ortho pharma + Ortho lawn care can solve this.
 Mad Collager: My, what a prickly pair!
 Mad Collager: She has a spine-tingling effect on people.
 BaconCake: You can touch... At your own risk.
 WTF: "Each time you shave it grows back thicker and more luxurious than before."
Image 249215   05-24-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 snipdawg: @Shay same!!!
 addend: *garde.
 Shay: 3004
 Dresdenkeogh: Ceci n'est pas un ouaf
 9inchfails: Change my mind
Image 249214   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Science: On the losing end of the wishbone, and I won't pretend I don't mind
 Springbok: It's the small improvements that add up
Image 249213   05-24-18   Uploaded by    whaleshark
 VeeKay: To gun down the whole fucking pack of you scum
 raditzu: 6 bullets, where is the problem?
 tib gubb: "if you didn't shower for this like last year, you're out of the family!"
 Big Beagler: By the way, we didn't even set a place for you because we don't give a fuck!
 WTF: "Actually, I was looking at German Scheisse porn."
 Thyming: I feel like this is something my grandma would tag me in thinking she understood "gamers."
 Dresdenkeogh: That feeling When all your friends and family have already internalized the teachings of Plato .
Image 249212   05-24-18   Uploaded by    qazwsx
 apoxia: My three year old would love this. He has a 2.5 metre long snake that he adores.
 well duh: Cribthulu
 Big Bong Theory: Sleep tight. TIGHT IN THE TENTACLES OF THE GOD OF DEATH. I mean, sweet dreams!
 Warrax: Good way to start, gotta raise 'em right.
 Musician: OMG, this is so creative! Wait, where's junior?
Image 249211   05-24-18   Uploaded by    fanny
 SuedeOxford: Dayman uses KarateAndFriendship! No, Antonio! It's super effective!
 Minnesotan: Nightman has evolved into Dayman!
Image 249210   05-24-18   Uploaded by    pleasing
 Starky15: Drove straight through Fuckthatistan.
 apoxia: I refuse to believe this is real.
 Air Biscuit: Welp, you've traded your civic. Did they give you the meaning of stonehenge?
 wolfpk: Cars have pretty good flame resistance, so it should survive my flame thrower!
 filthylaw: This can't be real, right? Because I'll lose my shit if it is.
 Not A Bot: Mom, stop follingme to work, you'll embarass me in front of my water-cooler friends
 raditzu: Welcome to Australia, have a nice death!
 sparename: I've heard of web-based taxis but..
 dobbiesdoogs: welp, looks like i'll have to burn my car
Image 249209   05-24-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
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