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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.



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Score:
805
 
 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!
 Astanapan: I find people who know what they want attractive.
 Annoying Vegan : I would rather have cake between my thighs.
 Jabberwikket: This is the kind of thing that should get posted repeatedly. MegaRAD !
 Off Topic: At least she'll still have a flat stomach without a couch.
 funny in the wall: Whats in those snacks, hydroflouric acid?
 jochenau: Pro-ana/thinspo stuff makes me so mad/sad. Smad.
 habbekratz: I bet that girl still has the looks.
 p nut: I want so much to look like the top right photo, but OMG, McCain s Deep & Delicious vanilla cake is so good
 Telkwa: mmmm - mesquite flavoured cheerios.
 i peed a lil: Both
 dangerkeith3000: Old people break their hips when they eat too much pizza.
 Dr Awkward: I'm fairly certain that people who eat pizza still have hip bones. Even stil, pizza may be worth losing a few bones here and there.
 GoGo Robotto: Shove that perfection right up yours...
Image 249189   05-24-18   Uploaded by    canada
Score:
237
 
 Springbok: @Springbok I was so stunned I forgot what the *Grand Canyon was called!
 Springbok: Okay yeah haha he has a PC in the fridge but holy shit, look at his fucking leg muscles! He could deadlift a bear! Tendons more defined than the Grand Valley! Shit, dude
 tib gubb: russian cooling tower, very powerful
 LurkedMoar: Cool
 Telkwa: *Mom yelling in the distance*
 dangerkeith3000: It doesn't take but a day for an open fridge to stop working
 Not A Bot: We get got a long way to plow and a short time to get there...
 WTF: Fish stick/Chicken Nugget cooled
 Bacon Train: Overclocked like a mother fucker cause cooling is no longer an issue... til i burn out the motor in the fridge ( which is somehow also overclocked)
Image 249188   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
457
 
 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?
 Dresdenkeogh: Noodles and *company*
 Shay: IT'S A SPAGHETTI INCIDENT!!!!
 IM AN ASSHOLE: NO. STOP THIS SHIT.
 sparenamelaptopdied: When you've run out of parmesan
 dangerkeith3000: Spa day? Do you mean spaghetti day? I don't feel like you are saying the whole word. Sp..sp..spa? Ghetti? Are you taking me out for a Spaghetti day?
 meh: @Felicity Oops. I hit refresh when I meant to click the mascot
 Soy Peso: Rad for hosiery
 Dr Awkward: "Do you want spaghetti or skinny ankles?" "Why not both?"
 Horp Lello: Rad for hosiery
 Minnesotan: bet it smells great in there
 GoGo Robotto: Would still eat. Spaghetti Bolognese is best.
 WTF: MOM!?!
Image 249187   05-24-18   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
491
 
 VeeKay: Would boop but would be bitten
 White Male: Live action ewok
Image 249186   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
478
 
 Annoying Vegan : GET IN LOSERS
 tib gubb: of course she would be laughing
 Telkwa: Pokemon Wartortle - I choose you!
 funny in the wall: ", or Death". Know your commas
 ignatz: *Conquest, not Pestilence. Know your Apocalypse Tm
Image 249185   05-24-18   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
692
 
 trelyate: or if we're lucky, a river crossing accident
 dobbiesdoogs: ox out, caulks out
 Telkwa: Thanx teechur.
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Air Biscuit: Don't forget the piano.
 GoGo Robotto: So long, suckers!
 dangerkeith3000: I love this game.
Image 249184   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
330
 
 Dr Awkward: "He" ??
 Minnesotan: new death metal songs write themselves
Image 249183   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
848
 
 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi
 Science: Not so much of a deterrent as an invitation, methinks...
 WTF: She's been stuck there for four days.
 GoGo Robotto: La bonne vie!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: SURPRISE!!!!!.............
 ThoughtlessGentleman: butt sex.
 Mr. Butt: Dios mio.
 Robespierre: Wearditgo?
 Side Boob: She's brave enough...
 Shay: She's having her happy hour now.
Image 249182   05-24-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
449
 
 Teechur: @ignatz The last time I was there was in '97 when Mrs. Teechur and I took students. It was not yet open for tours. I have been in enough cathedrals and palaces, however, to concur with your means of appreciating the artwork on the ceiling. I like to think that @Korrok would approve, as well.
 ignatz: @Teechur Finally saw th Segrada Familia a couple of years ago - literally bowled over. Staff asked me to stand uo or get out. I thought lying on my back staring up at the wonders was a perfectly reasonable thing to do..
 Teechur: @ignatz @barfolomew Check out some of Antoni Gaudi's buildings. Casa Mila', Colonia Guell, Sagrada Familia cathedral.
 barfolomew: @ignatz I'm impressed! I had never heard of him until listening on 99% invisible, but I looked up his buildings and they're all so insane!
 GoGo Robotto: @ignatz Then I must work in a building designed by Escher. Confused af and going nowhere!
 ignatz: RAD for Hundertwasser. I have the priveledge of working in one of his buildings occasionally..
Image 249181   05-24-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
950
 
 Scoo: When your job is so easy it can be done better by Chris Pratt...
Image 249180   05-24-18   Uploaded by    east bay
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