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253788  Not A Bot: One helluva prolapse

253753  Kaviri: Arrested development.

253760  Kaviri: The grass is always greener.

253762  Kaviri: Best Friends!

253767  Kaviri: beans beans beans beans beans beans

253809  Scoo: Oh hi, Spiderman

253770  Kaviri: First the party, then the world.

253637  Cami: Come on @grizzly

253779  Kaviri: Words to hat by.

253782  Kaviri: The whole network is fucked, man.

253785  Kaviri: That's a valid assessment to make in these kind of situations.

253799  mrdiron: godgnol

253801  Side Boob: Its Moo Moo!

253788  Kaviri: Majestic.

253791  Kaviri: Damnit.

253792  Kaviri: The logical progression from santa-con.

253561  Teechur: @Mr Bleak Ours figured out how to open the cupboard where the Tender Vittles were kept. We'd move them but she'd find them again.

253807  WTF: I didn't realize Jabba swung that way.

253799  Kaviri: You ever see a dog king?

253800  WTF: Ugh! Another trendy restaurant with a "Unique" name.

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253615 Passive: I'm sick of this un-realistic standard of what is female beauty

253709 Christina: @Winterneuro What if you use the coke and the pot?

253573 FireBreathingMarmot: Adult Onset Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253507 Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253747 DrNinjaman: @Side Boob "Hello Onstar?"

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it



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Score:
457
 
 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?
 Dresdenkeogh: Noodles and *company*
 Shay: IT'S A SPAGHETTI INCIDENT!!!!
 IM AN ASSHOLE: NO. STOP THIS SHIT.
 sparenamelaptopdied: When you've run out of parmesan
 dangerkeith3000: Spa day? Do you mean spaghetti day? I don't feel like you are saying the whole word. Sp..sp..spa? Ghetti? Are you taking me out for a Spaghetti day?
 meh: @Felicity Oops. I hit refresh when I meant to click the mascot
 Soy Peso: Rad for hosiery
 Dr Awkward: "Do you want spaghetti or skinny ankles?" "Why not both?"
 Horp Lello: Rad for hosiery
 Minnesotan: bet it smells great in there
 GoGo Robotto: Would still eat. Spaghetti Bolognese is best.
 WTF: MOM!?!
Image 249187   05-24-18   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
515
 
 VeeKay: Would boop but would be bitten
 White Male: Live action ewok
Image 249186   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
478
 
 Annoying Vegan : GET IN LOSERS
 tib gubb: of course she would be laughing
 Telkwa: Pokemon Wartortle - I choose you!
 funny in the wall: ", or Death". Know your commas
 ignatz: *Conquest, not Pestilence. Know your Apocalypse Tm
Image 249185   05-24-18   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
692
 
 trelyate: or if we're lucky, a river crossing accident
 dobbiesdoogs: ox out, caulks out
 Telkwa: Thanx teechur.
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Air Biscuit: Don't forget the piano.
 GoGo Robotto: So long, suckers!
 dangerkeith3000: I love this game.
Image 249184   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
330
 
 Dr Awkward: "He" ??
 Minnesotan: new death metal songs write themselves
Image 249183   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
848
 
 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi
 Science: Not so much of a deterrent as an invitation, methinks...
 WTF: She's been stuck there for four days.
 GoGo Robotto: La bonne vie!
 ThoughtlessGentleman: SURPRISE!!!!!.............
 ThoughtlessGentleman: butt sex.
 Mr. Butt: Dios mio.
 Robespierre: Wearditgo?
 Side Boob: She's brave enough...
 Shay: She's having her happy hour now.
Image 249182   05-24-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
449
 
 Teechur: @ignatz The last time I was there was in '97 when Mrs. Teechur and I took students. It was not yet open for tours. I have been in enough cathedrals and palaces, however, to concur with your means of appreciating the artwork on the ceiling. I like to think that @Korrok would approve, as well.
 ignatz: @Teechur Finally saw th Segrada Familia a couple of years ago - literally bowled over. Staff asked me to stand uo or get out. I thought lying on my back staring up at the wonders was a perfectly reasonable thing to do..
 Teechur: @ignatz @barfolomew Check out some of Antoni Gaudi's buildings. Casa Mila', Colonia Guell, Sagrada Familia cathedral.
 barfolomew: @ignatz I'm impressed! I had never heard of him until listening on 99% invisible, but I looked up his buildings and they're all so insane!
 GoGo Robotto: @ignatz Then I must work in a building designed by Escher. Confused af and going nowhere!
 ignatz: RAD for Hundertwasser. I have the priveledge of working in one of his buildings occasionally..
Image 249181   05-24-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
950
 
 Scoo: When your job is so easy it can be done better by Chris Pratt...
Image 249180   05-24-18   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
200
 
 Air Biscuit: 3 construction workers and a stone golem
 Scoo: Meanwhile, in Russia
Image 249179   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
860
 
 trelyate: she farted
 Robespierre: Windswept wonderfulness
 Mr. Shine: Godspeed, pupper!
Image 249178   05-24-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
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