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253793  kazzy94: Born in a barn, raised in cave, hootin' and screechin' is all I crave

253819  Ihminen: "they pay me just to do the thing. they don't pay me to give a fuck"

253788  Not A Bot: One helluva prolapse

253753  Kaviri: Arrested development.

253760  Kaviri: The grass is always greener.

253762  Kaviri: Best Friends!

253767  Kaviri: beans beans beans beans beans beans

253809  Scoo: Oh hi, Spiderman

253770  Kaviri: First the party, then the world.

253637  Cami: Come on @grizzly

253779  Kaviri: Words to hat by.

253782  Kaviri: The whole network is fucked, man.

253785  Kaviri: That's a valid assessment to make in these kind of situations.

253799  mrdiron: godgnol

253801  Side Boob: Its Moo Moo!

253788  Kaviri: Majestic.

253791  Kaviri: Damnit.

253792  Kaviri: The logical progression from santa-con.

253561  Teechur: @Mr Bleak Ours figured out how to open the cupboard where the Tender Vittles were kept. We'd move them but she'd find them again.

253807  WTF: I didn't realize Jabba swung that way.

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9. Shay
10. Teechur



The top ten most commented-on images today:

253747 DrNinjaman: @Side Boob "Hello Onstar?"

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253677 brian greene: and americans will have a dipshit for president

253507 Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253573 FireBreathingMarmot: Adult Onset Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

253709 Christina: @Winterneuro What if you use the coke and the pot?



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WetWilly uploaded 253522 (841 points)
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 6. Warrax: 2294 points
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 8. cannabis: 1935 points
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10. Jonananathan: 1872 points
11. phil: 1859 points
12. burritos: 1837 points
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15. dirtstick: 1732 points
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Score:
950
 
 Scoo: When your job is so easy it can be done better by Chris Pratt...
Image 249180   05-24-18   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
200
 
 Air Biscuit: 3 construction workers and a stone golem
 Scoo: Meanwhile, in Russia
Image 249179   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
860
 
 trelyate: she farted
 Robespierre: Windswept wonderfulness
 Mr. Shine: Godspeed, pupper!
Image 249178   05-24-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Image 249177 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Booty Kicker. We'll pray for you, Booty Kicker.
Score:
561
 
 itskando: Oh god. I thought it was one of the normal listings. THANK YOU RED LINE! YOU HAVE SHOWN ME!
 funny in the wall: I lived off of Queens Blvd next to the court houses for a year four years ago. Only place Ive ever lived that seemed safer at night @Shay
 Micro Jackson: Sign me up!
 Shay: @Warrax Probably minimum wage considering they might be referring to Queens Boulevard.
 Warrax: What's it pay tho?
Image 249176   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
642
 
 Mr Bleak: Brain freeze in 5 ... 4 ...
 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.
 Air Biscuit: @Demon Universe the bag sits in a special jug. And you have a little cutter thing to cut the corner of the bag so that you can pour directly from the bag.
 Demon Universe: @Mr. Butt Or when you buy a gallon, do you get a whole lot of small bags?
 Demon Universe: @Mr. Butt How do you pour a cup of milk from a bag?
 dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Yeah, that's kinda weird. IT would take me a little while to get used to that.
 Mr. Butt: @dangerkeith3000 @Warrax In Canada, milk comes in bags.
 dangerkeith3000: In Japan, they have square Watermelons! @Warrax
 Warrax: Square cones? What a world we live in.
 Micro Jackson: Fight me!
 WTF: Yeah, it's pretty big... I guess.
Image 249175   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
606
 
 Robespierre: Pickled beets!
 dangerkeith3000: Triangle ears!
 Side Boob: Square cones!
Image 249174   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
557
 
 Mr Bleak: Go back to the Tide pods, please.
 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?
 Dr Awkward: I was normal 6 goats ago.
 dangerkeith3000: No you weren't.
 funny in the wall: This also applies to children.
 Side Boob: I was cats three normals ago.
 tib gubb: seems plausible
 Micro Jackson: I have a different definition of "normal"
 VeeKay: Dr Eleanor Abernathy MD JD.
 Dresdenkeogh: My dad has a saying that I have adopted. "Bumper stickers are like cats, with every one you have over two, the crazy starts going up exponentially.
 adeadcrab: When she only had ten cats
Image 249173   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
449
 
 Not A Bot: i are neighbor human, dog went there.
 dangerkeith3000: Where are you gonna put your beverage now, dummy?
 Warrax: If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it...
 tib gubb: whoever you are, i feel sorry for you
 Micro Jackson: At least you will cut down the coffee consumption
 VeeKay: Look for the girl with the broken smile
 Dresdenkeogh: Tonight a comedian died in the streets of New York. I took his coffee mug.
 Teechur: This made me crack a smile.
Image 249172   05-24-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
417
 
 jazzjunkie: Ice floats because it's too cold and wants to get out of the water.
 trelyate: @Felicity look it up and find out
 Scoo: Life Before Wikipedia
 VeeKay: @Felicity It floats because it froze to death. What we see as ice is the spirit of the water trying to get to heaven.
 brown tony: @Christina Is that true?
 Christina: Ice floats because is less dense than water.
Image 249171   05-24-18   Uploaded by    alex
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