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273026  Mr Bleak: Well, she won't do *that* again!

273427  gulpeg: Freudian office chair.

273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

25633  jljocque: You can't solve a system of two variables with only one equation. Duh.

273354  Knice: This just made my day. :-)

273421  addend: Forks and knives still get washed in the sink. Learned that the hard way.

273413  ThoughtlessGentleman: the furblonger.

273395  revtom: Their fast food breakfast is second only to Hardee's. And their market fresh Turkey wrap, drowned in three pepper sauce is pretty good too.

273424  addend: How does it know? :(

273431  kate2point0: Just showed my son who has a cleft lip, he thought Frank is pretty cool.

273425  addend: The uniform, baton, and flags really stand out against the bleakness.

273413  revtom: This remake of Dune looks promising.

273416  revtom: Just say no to fluoride toothpaste. Why? Because in a pinch, you can legit chow down on a tube of Tom's of Maine without having to call poison control.

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...



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Score:
860
 
 trelyate: she farted
 Robespierre: Windswept wonderfulness
 Mr. Shine: Godspeed, pupper!
Image 249178   05-24-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Image 249177 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Booty Kicker. Your image was bad, Booty Kicker.
Score:
561
 
 itskando: Oh god. I thought it was one of the normal listings. THANK YOU RED LINE! YOU HAVE SHOWN ME!
 funny in the wall: I lived off of Queens Blvd next to the court houses for a year four years ago. Only place Ive ever lived that seemed safer at night @Shay
 Micro Jackson: Sign me up!
 Shay: @Warrax Probably minimum wage considering they might be referring to Queens Boulevard.
 Warrax: What's it pay tho?
Image 249176   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
Score:
642
 
 Mr Bleak: Brain freeze in 5 ... 4 ...
 The Dog Dies: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.
 Air Biscuit: @Demon Universe the bag sits in a special jug. And you have a little cutter thing to cut the corner of the bag so that you can pour directly from the bag.
 Demon Universe: @Mr. Butt Or when you buy a gallon, do you get a whole lot of small bags?
 Demon Universe: @Mr. Butt How do you pour a cup of milk from a bag?
 dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Yeah, that's kinda weird. IT would take me a little while to get used to that.
 Mr. Butt: @dangerkeith3000 @Warrax In Canada, milk comes in bags.
 dangerkeith3000: In Japan, they have square Watermelons! @Warrax
 Warrax: Square cones? What a world we live in.
 Micro Jackson: Fight me!
 WTF: Yeah, it's pretty big... I guess.
Image 249175   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
606
 
 Robespierre: Pickled beets!
 dangerkeith3000: Triangle ears!
 Side Boob: Square cones!
Image 249174   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
557
 
 Mr Bleak: Go back to the Tide pods, please.
 jazzjunkie: She can't stop eating cats?
 Dr Awkward: I was normal 6 goats ago.
 dangerkeith3000: No you weren't.
 funny in the wall: This also applies to children.
 Side Boob: I was cats three normals ago.
 tib gubb: seems plausible
 Micro Jackson: I have a different definition of "normal"
 Niels Bohr: Dr Eleanor Abernathy MD JD.
 Dresdenkeogh: My dad has a saying that I have adopted. "Bumper stickers are like cats, with every one you have over two, the crazy starts going up exponentially.
 adeadcrab: When she only had ten cats
Image 249173   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
449
 
 Not A Bot: i are neighbor human, dog went there.
 dangerkeith3000: Where are you gonna put your beverage now, dummy?
 Warrax: If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it...
 tib gubb: whoever you are, i feel sorry for you
 Micro Jackson: At least you will cut down the coffee consumption
 Mr. Lizard: Look for the girl with the broken smile
 Dresdenkeogh: Tonight a comedian died in the streets of New York. I took his coffee mug.
 Teechur: This made me crack a smile.
Image 249172   05-24-18   Uploaded by    doindabs
Score:
417
 
 jazzjunkie: Ice floats because it's too cold and wants to get out of the water.
 trelyate: @Felicity look it up and find out
 Scoo: Life Before Wikipedia
 Frank herbert: @Felicity It floats because it froze to death. What we see as ice is the spirit of the water trying to get to heaven.
 brown tony: @Christina Is that true?
 Christina: Ice floats because is less dense than water.
Image 249171   05-24-18   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
880
 
 digabigpig: Radded for otters
 GoGo Robotto: #202341
 Dresdenkeogh: What art, thou art, oh water otters
 Christina: Motherly love.
Image 249170   05-24-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
606
 
 tib gubb: it's actually short for lacobian pond
 Dr Awkward: This is facob news
 barfolomew: @dangerkeith3000 the same way as one sucks a fuck.
 dangerkeith3000: @Not A Bot How does one 'fuck cancer'?
 VoR: ...huh, the more you know...
 Not A Bot: Still smiling despite fucking cancer? Have a radvote, my friend.
 Dresdenkeogh: The logic is sound
Image 249169   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Fiasco
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