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262291  danny: Listen to the voice in your head. Everything is fine. You left no forensic evidence that you did anything here. Just leave calmly and quietly...

262291  Magic Bullets: This is fine.

262276  Teechur: @rip odb They won't bring in any ticks or fleas, either.

262279  Teechur: You axolotl questions

262281  Teechur: @Zarathustra *are on stripclub

262267  wolfpk: Corgis: What are you planning on doing with that!

262269  wolfpk: Apartments overlooking the river.

262289  robocop: Or he wants to suffocate you. One or the other.

262281  Zarathustra: Did u see*

262270  wolfpk: Aww, poor puppy! Your still a good boy!

262285  Knice: Not all heroes wear capes.

262271  Side Boob: @Knice At least you aren't the type of person that would snapchat it with 'bruh' as the caption.

262273  Side Boob: Poor pupper :(

262241  SuedeOxford: I like ricehorn

262256  BavidDowie: he ded

262260  a robot: If that's the case, you're doing it wrong

262284  toad: Genius. Lets the mother / father sit the child down whilst they do their business. You don't want the child sitting on / touching the dirty floor.

262269  Teechur: Unfetter a Bork Yahoo

262267  a robot: corgi's what?

262268  a robot: This looks EXACTLY like my cat! Only I don't have a deck and she'd never be left out unsupervised.

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262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

261978 Amy Housewine: No I'm fairly sure 'aligator' means 'crocodile'.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262084 Felicity: @VeeKay Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

261976 antipatterns: isn't even better than Polar fercrissakes

262086 Felicity: @DrNinjaman I want to kiss something that will turn ME into a beautiful princess!

261949 Felicity: Pigloaf

262089 Felicity: Aooooo! Don't forget to send away for your three dee glasses kids!

262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

262235 UltraBeverly: I'm just glad it has a USB connection?!?



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Score:
880
 
 Otterman: Radded for otters
 GoGo Robotto: #202341
 Dresdenkeogh: What art, thou art, oh water otters
 Christina: Motherly love.
Image 249170   05-24-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
606
 
 tib gubb: it's actually short for lacobian pond
 Dr Awkward: This is facob news
 barfolomew: @dangerkeith3000 the same way as one sucks a fuck.
 dangerkeith3000: @Not A Bot How does one 'fuck cancer'?
 VoR: ...huh, the more you know...
 Not A Bot: Still smiling despite fucking cancer? Have a radvote, my friend.
 Dresdenkeogh: The logic is sound
Image 249169   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
419
 
 dangerkeith3000: We can all thank Nudie Cohn for these suits.
 dangerkeith3000: Just another day at the World Series of Poker.
 Micro Jackson: I would like to buy a car from them
 gorilla: @Robespierre I ve seen worse. At least it has a convex hairline and not bangs
 Shay: Ironically, Johnny Cash's darkest days was when he wasn't the man in black.
 Robespierre: Dude on the right's got a horrible rug. But it's another time, another place ... hopefully.
 Side Boob: How do they go to the bathroom with all that gold on?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: damn they turn't they suits up to eleven.
Image 249168   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
347
 
 jazzjunkie: I typed in the name of your business, and it says you might have network connectivity problems.
 Micro Jackson: Error 404
 Christina: It has been days since it started happening: #247349.
 Hyphae: Same
Image 249167   05-24-18   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
682
 
 Jabberwikket: Wow, cool !
 dangerkeith3000: Lady in the water, get back in the water.
 itskando: These were the nudes we were always looking for
 Warrax: Hello, Lacob.
 Micro Jackson: Show us your toes
 Dresdenkeogh: Jake the dog , and fins the human
Image 249166   05-24-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
332
 
 Mr Bleak: @Micro Jackson My problems are generally painted on the front of a high speed train and aimed in my direction...
 Telkwa: There is no try - except in rugby.
 Micro Jackson: I seem to running TOWARDS problems
Image 249165   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
Score:
286
 
 Micro Jackson: Miso hungry
 Passive: Shut up and eat your cheeseburger, Apollo
 elronhubard: Needs more meat
 jochenau: All part of a complete and balanced breakfast.
 itskando: Bread with tooth pick
Image 249164   05-24-18   Uploaded by    beyardo
Score:
345
 
 itskando: Those other Lily pads on the back must be getting some other source of food
Image 249163   05-24-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
379
 
 Austin: somebody once told me...
 SuedeOxford: MFW my best bud Sami Zayn and I are feudin'.
 Dresdenkeogh: I asked you for a crack latte. This is amazing work but I really would like my cocaine derivative right freaking now please.
 VeeKay: Coffee is coming
 itskando: Yaasss - magic the gathering butts
 Dr Awkward: Is this John Snow from Game of Foams?
Image 249162   05-24-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
180
 
 Telkwa: How much rad-away can I get for this?
 Otterman: I wish to sort them.
 2Berries: No puzzles - BAD
 Micro Jackson: All we need now is some red plastic cups....
 Dresdenkeogh: Lion's head beer's riddles are getting pretty esoteric/nihilistic.
 Side Boob: Post-apocalyptic currency
 Scoo: I always leave a big mess after breakfast too
 Robespierre: LET THE BOTTLING BEGIN!
Image 249161   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
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