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257851  dobbiesdoogs: happy birthday benjamin button

257851  Mr. Butt: 1.00

257863  ignatz: .. also 3 and 4 are in the wrong order

257854  Bohab: Lovely little leveretts

257858  ignatz: The floor IS lava

257825  Warrax: This leaves open so many other wonderful possibilities.

257797  Clim Tinties: good life hack

257859  ignatz: Too high then too low

257818  Spazstatic: Smiling Dog Crew is a bunch of people who are typically really good pilots but rarely take mercy. I typically try to avoid them just in case they are in a bad mood.

257855  sparename: This would look even worse with ketchup. Or mayo...

257863  Prefuse: 2nd from left is perfect

257863  ignatz: ... Cappuccino?

257855  Solemn: -PRRRT-

257855  ignatz: You gotta be shittin' me..

257844  Not A Bot: For puzzles everybody knows you start with the fucking corner pieces.

257770  p nut: Dying @Mr. Shine...

257850  Peter Pantsless: Vehicular manslaughter WITH STYLE!

257844  Sadbot: I'll take anything on the PS2 over the weird jumpy textures of the first PS

257809  Greifer: and now to something completely different

257850  Solemn: Life at Andy's house wasn't the same after Mrs. Nesbitt discovered clubbing.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257824 WannaBee: Chicks with blocks and clocks come.

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.



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 7. Scoo: 2373 points
 8. CompletelyJoking: 2142 points
 9. Mr. Shine: 1971 points
10. NotHuman: 1898 points
11. Side Boob: 1888 points
12. WannaBee: 1830 points
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Score:
713
 
 trelyate: napybara
Image 249160   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
562
 
 Air Biscuit: Be careful in Florida mr gator. Theres a crazy dude there who wants your b-hole.
 Warrax: Landshark.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre protection. "That's a nice leg you got there, would be a real shame if someone were to chomp down on it with bite force of roughly 3,700 psi and shake it around like a terrier killing a rat. That'd be a real shame. " ( I googled the bite force and couldn't find a funny equivalent that was easily rephrased in this context. But I did find out that an adult male walrus weighs in at roughly 3700 lbs, so that's an adult male walrus per square inch.)
 Christina: @Robespierre Talk about Jibbers Crabst, our lord and savior.
 WannaBee: @Butcherboy or is it 'In a while?'
 Butcherboy: See ya later
 Robespierre: Enyclopaedias, or vacuums?
Image 249159   05-24-18   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
327
 
 MasterTwig: This is likely an air vent, not a storm drain.
 Dresdenkeogh: Mother earth's political cartoon on the "drain the swamp" campaign promise. Hard to drain anything when you put yourself above it all.
 Passive: The trickle down effect in action!
 Scoo: You had one job!
 Teechur: The C.H.U.D.S. are safe.
Image 249158   05-24-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Image 249157 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by DrinkMixMan. Your image was bad, DrinkMixMan.
Score:
138
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew same, a solidarity of sorts. An "i'm not the only one to feel like this and somebody made something beautiful out of this feeling, so maybe I can too. "
 Robespierre: Turned up to 11
 WannaBee: Same.
 wolfpk: Human torch in 3, 2,...
 barfolomew: I find sad music relatable and helpful when I feel down.
Image 249156   05-24-18   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
402
 
 piranharama: I think this is by artist Patricia Paccini, she does incredibly lifelike mutant creatures. If you ever get the chance to see her stuff IRL its so worth it.
 raditzu: Sumatrian rat monkey?
 Shay: Orangubat
 Dresdenkeogh: @barfolomew and his mother's conical ears and itty-bitty nips
 tib gubb: you're so cute, i'm gonna name you fwuffin mcwhiskers
 Dr Awkward: Your cat looks sick.
 barfolomew: He has his father's eyes.
 a robot: Aww, what a cute.....baby....?
 Not A Bot: That guy got so much 'juice' out of his 'celebrity' that he hurt his right hand.
Image 249155   05-24-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
224
 
 Mr Bleak: I'm guessing they once had a problem with a nut allergy, or lactose intolerance and went all overkill on the rules to prevent them getting sued. :sigh: Shit happens...
 Scoo: Givin' a kid some crackers and cheese? That's a paddlin'!
 Peter Pantsless: *independent thought alarm*
 Dr Awkward: What the fuck. There are some really institutionalized teachers out there.
 Yam: Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Give a child a lunchable, that's detention.
 Side Boob: He got detention for giving another student pre-packaged food?
Image 249154   05-24-18   Uploaded by    breadtoaster
Score:
470
 
 Christina: Why?
Image 249153   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
438
 
 Warrax: Girl could share, but it's not-chos.
 Dresdenkeogh: @Robespierre @a sedated moose this aggression will not stand, Bud.
 tib gubb: that kid looks mighty insufferable; i'm cheering for bud.
 Passive: I, too, learned to read at a California elementary school
 Scoo: The 90's called, they want their zeitgeist back
 Robespierre: Bud abides
 a sedated moose: Little Lebowski Adventures?
 dangerkeith3000: Pauly Shore wrote a children's book?
Image 249152   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Telkwa
Score:
452
 
 wolfpk: He was successful. He was sent to Mars to make sure the gear could sustain him. He was such a loser NASA knew if he died, no one would care. If he lived they could make him "disappear" and send up the people they want to be "the first person on Mars" and no one would question it.
 dangerkeith3000: Astronaut at only 27 is unrealistic.
 Rent A Dog: Plastic Brick Automaton (aka Lego Robot) comics hasnt posted in sooo long... I'm sad now.
 firesoup: Went to Mars so he could be the lowest achiever on the planet; Assigned as crew comander.
 pig 3: Mars aint the kind of place to raise your kids... in fact, it's cold as Hell.
 Commodore 64: At age 27 Timmy realized the world had no need for his skills in apathy. So he left the planet to pursue the NEET life on Mars.
Image 249151   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
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