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273427  gulpeg: Freudian office chair.

273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

25633  jljocque: You can't solve a system of two variables with only one equation. Duh.

273354  Knice: This just made my day. :-)

273421  addend: Forks and knives still get washed in the sink. Learned that the hard way.

273413  ThoughtlessGentleman: the furblonger.

273395  revtom: Their fast food breakfast is second only to Hardee's. And their market fresh Turkey wrap, drowned in three pepper sauce is pretty good too.

273424  addend: How does it know? :(

273431  kate2point0: Just showed my son who has a cleft lip, he thought Frank is pretty cool.

273425  addend: The uniform, baton, and flags really stand out against the bleakness.

273413  revtom: This remake of Dune looks promising.

273416  revtom: Just say no to fluoride toothpaste. Why? Because in a pinch, you can legit chow down on a tube of Tom's of Maine without having to call poison control.

273430  Side Boob: "These can't be my parents! But the DNA results don't lie..."

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...



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 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.
 Micro Jackson: The circle of life
 Robespierre: @PenguinBartender An I usually have a Knob Creek, neat.
 wolfpk: A+ troll
 dangerkeith3000: @PenguinBartender Oh okay, I usually draw an arrow.
 PenguinBartender: @dangerkeith3000 Penguin Bartender, destroyer of jokes, is here to answer your question! Red circles that look like that are typically superimposed over photos to point out something unusual. In this case, making the viewer believe there may be something difficult to perceive in the darkness behind the subject in the two top photos. But the subject has a physical red circle that is attached to him to fake a computer-generated circle.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't get it. Is a red circle some kind of Japanese thing?
 HighCactus: I knew there was a reason to wake up today.
 grid: Haha Got me too..
 Knice: God-damn it, that took me too long. Have a Rad, but go fuck yourself with it. :-P
Image 249148   05-24-18   Uploaded by    wordjones
Score:
339
 
 Hokie333: Christ, why don't you just circle the entire picture?!
 edgarallendoh: Are you a good witch?
 Slug Wind: [nazi flag in the background]"Calgon, take them ALL AWAY!"
Image 249147   05-24-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
1148
 
 DogsRGreat: Owl reet
 dangerkeith3000: Don't. Fuck. With. Owls.
 San DoDo: Hide skill: epic
 Mentos Pormer: Keep. Scrolling.
Image 249146   05-24-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
797
 
 jazzjunkie: Rule 34. No exceptions.
 Christina: Compressed cat.
 Chocolate Pain: @Knice Why NOT?!
 Knice: Why?
Image 249145   05-24-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
326
 
 VoR: Meh....
 Mr Bleak: For fucks sake don't step on it!
 Christina: @dangerkeith3000 Why not?
 dangerkeith3000: Why?
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 the snark: This Lego beached itself! It will die!
 Side Boob: No Real Than You Are
 chhumphrey: Random art
Image 249144   05-24-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
586
 
 wolfpk: Not sure what he did, but he was able to piss off both dogs!
 Christina: All five of them showing their teeth.
 Peter Pantsless: Some classics are classic for a reason
 San DoDo: They ded
 cybeq: *nervous laughter*
Image 249143   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
187
 
 jazzjunkie: Could I substitute quinoa for pasta?
 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.
 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000
 Side Boob: @Christina :P
 Side Boob:
 Christina: You cannot have a comment without text.
 Science: Can I get the pasta plate with quinoa?
 Uncle Phil: Could I get both?
 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I wasn't aware Eggs Benedict contained potatoes. Anyway, I hate both hollandaise sauce and poached eggs so I'm not really an expert on that dish.
 barfolomew: "See, because it would just be a bowl."
 Side Boob: We do not make "Spam, egg, Spam, Spam, bacon, and Spam" without Spam.
 IM AN ASSHOLE: Ok I really understand that, you have been very clear, but can you make an exception?
 funny in the wall: I often get eggs Benedict without the English muffin. I get hairy eyeballs from waitstaff but its delicious and I dont need bread AND potatoes first thing in the morning.
 sparename: "Can I have chips, beans and gravy without the beans, please?" .. "Sorry, we have no beans today" .. "Alright then, I'll have chips, peas and gravy without the peas"
 Knice: Cafe Duke keepin shit real, y'all.
Image 249142   05-24-18   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
513
 
 Air Biscuit: "Wheres the beef?"
 dangerkeith3000: short comment
Image 249141   05-24-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
303
 
 Christina: @a sedated moose OK, fine. There is no need to yell at me.
 a sedated moose: @Christina IT'S NOT AH TOOMAH!
 Christina: That looks like a tumor.
 Not A Bot: The rate of Pringles consumption is measured by the can, not the chip.
 Bacon Train: You may wish to see a urologist after sleeping in that thing.
 chhumphrey: Not sure I really want to see the penthouse on this hotel
 hapi papi: Erecting a building is never easy.
 Knice: As night falls, the hotel's polyps extrude from the building to feed.
Image 249140   05-24-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
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 Stoner: I like smol buns and I cannot lie.
Image 249139   05-24-18   Uploaded by    professional
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