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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.



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 VeeKay: Owl reet
 dangerkeith3000: Don't. Fuck. With. Owls.
 San DoDo: Hide skill: epic
 Mentos Pormer: Keep. Scrolling.
Image 249146   05-24-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
797
 
 jazzjunkie: Rule 34. No exceptions.
 Christina: Compressed cat.
 Chocolate Pain: @Knice Why NOT?!
 Knice: Why?
Image 249145   05-24-18   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
326
 
 VoR: Meh....
 Mr Bleak: For fucks sake don't step on it!
 Christina: @dangerkeith3000 Why not?
 dangerkeith3000: Why?
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 the snark: This Lego beached itself! It will die!
 Side Boob: No Real Than You Are
 chhumphrey: Random art
Image 249144   05-24-18   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
586
 
 wolfpk: Not sure what he did, but he was able to piss off both dogs!
 Christina: All five of them showing their teeth.
 Peter Pantsless: Some classics are classic for a reason
 San DoDo: They ded
 cybeq: *nervous laughter*
Image 249143   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
187
 
 jazzjunkie: Could I substitute quinoa for pasta?
 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.
 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000
 Side Boob: @Christina :P
 Side Boob:
 Christina: You cannot have a comment without text.
 Science: Can I get the pasta plate with quinoa?
 Uncle Phil: Could I get both?
 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I wasn't aware Eggs Benedict contained potatoes. Anyway, I hate both hollandaise sauce and poached eggs so I'm not really an expert on that dish.
 barfolomew: "See, because it would just be a bowl."
 Side Boob: We do not make "Spam, egg, Spam, Spam, bacon, and Spam" without Spam.
 IM AN ASSHOLE: Ok I really understand that, you have been very clear, but can you make an exception?
 funny in the wall: I often get eggs Benedict without the English muffin. I get hairy eyeballs from waitstaff but its delicious and I dont need bread AND potatoes first thing in the morning.
 sparename: "Can I have chips, beans and gravy without the beans, please?" .. "Sorry, we have no beans today" .. "Alright then, I'll have chips, peas and gravy without the peas"
 Knice: Cafe Duke keepin shit real, y'all.
Image 249142   05-24-18   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
513
 
 Air Biscuit: "Wheres the beef?"
 dangerkeith3000: short comment
Image 249141   05-24-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
303
 
 Christina: @a sedated moose OK, fine. There is no need to yell at me.
 a sedated moose: @Christina IT'S NOT AH TOOMAH!
 Christina: That looks like a tumor.
 Not A Bot: The rate of Pringles consumption is measured by the can, not the chip.
 Otterman: You may wish to see a urologist after sleeping in that thing.
 chhumphrey: Not sure I really want to see the penthouse on this hotel
 hapi papi: Erecting a building is never easy.
 Knice: As night falls, the hotel's polyps extrude from the building to feed.
Image 249140   05-24-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
803
 
 Stoner: I like smol buns and I cannot lie.
Image 249139   05-24-18   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
182
 
 Shay: Jane stop this crazy thing - Jane, arrte cette chose folle.
 Mr Bleak: @Knice Do you waaaaant... do you waaaaaant... to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
 FabricMan: How the cat in the Pepe le Pew cartoons learned French
 Teechur: @WTF Then whose is it? :D
 WTF: Nuh muh toosh
 ppr4: @Knice Maybe "I have ants in my pants?"
 Borm Pumpies: That escalated quickly.
 Knice: What else do you really need to say?
Image 249138   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
312
 
 WannaBee: This etch-a-sketch is amazing!
 Prombom: IronVenn.
Image 249137   05-24-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
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