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262157  Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262199  E. HONDA: Listen, three or more of you, this is sabotage

262260  square44: edit: rethought this comment

262269  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

262116  jazzjunkie: @sorghum That's haystack rock, all right.

262204  E. HONDA: He should teach

262212  E. HONDA: Leather is a good choice

262267  glowstick: They probably think they're gonna be forced to watch a live action VeggieTales.

262227  Winterneuro: A-a-Ron mustve made it to that future leaders of America meeting after all...

262160  Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

262242  Winterneuro: grilledsloinbacon/2P75M1r

262242  Winterneuro: Im not a huge Ja,es Corden fan, but I thought this was a brilliant bit. grilledsloinm.youtubeburgerwatch?v=-lgcAySBbTA

262238  E. HONDA: So... does Catman capriciously scamper around crime scenes around 3 a.m.? Does he hang around the police station at sunrise repeatedly asking to be fed? Does he leave dead criminals on the mayor's bed?

261947  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun 'K, R U The Bane of Yoto - Ra?

261857  Felicity: I love that lady's bone structure

261858  Felicity: @Robespierre If they're blue that means they voted for the president's opponent! Let's compromise and say they're blurple!

262067  Felicity: SPOONspoon

262069  Felicity: I started to read this bottom to top, friendly spaceship style

262070  Felicity: Soft or hard tacos?

262071  Felicity: @savvoy Large campaign donations

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262089 Felicity: Aooooo! Don't forget to send away for your three dee glasses kids!

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262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262103 Felicity: The border on the National Geographic cover gets thicker every year

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 jazzjunkie: Could I substitute quinoa for pasta?
 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.
 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000
 Side Boob: @Christina :P
 Side Boob:
 Christina: You cannot have a comment without text.
 Science: Can I get the pasta plate with quinoa?
 Uncle Phil: Could I get both?
 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I wasn't aware Eggs Benedict contained potatoes. Anyway, I hate both hollandaise sauce and poached eggs so I'm not really an expert on that dish.
 barfolomew: "See, because it would just be a bowl."
 Side Boob: We do not make "Spam, egg, Spam, Spam, bacon, and Spam" without Spam.
 IM AN ASSHOLE: Ok I really understand that, you have been very clear, but can you make an exception?
 funny in the wall: I often get eggs Benedict without the English muffin. I get hairy eyeballs from waitstaff but its delicious and I dont need bread AND potatoes first thing in the morning.
 sparename: "Can I have chips, beans and gravy without the beans, please?" .. "Sorry, we have no beans today" .. "Alright then, I'll have chips, peas and gravy without the peas"
 Knice: Cafe Duke keepin shit real, y'all.
Image 249142   05-24-18   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
513
 
 Air Biscuit: "Wheres the beef?"
 dangerkeith3000: short comment
Image 249141   05-24-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
303
 
 Christina: @a sedated moose OK, fine. There is no need to yell at me.
 a sedated moose: @Christina IT'S NOT AH TOOMAH!
 Christina: That looks like a tumor.
 Not A Bot: The rate of Pringles consumption is measured by the can, not the chip.
 Otterman: You may wish to see a urologist after sleeping in that thing.
 chhumphrey: Not sure I really want to see the penthouse on this hotel
 hapi papi: Erecting a building is never easy.
 Knice: As night falls, the hotel's polyps extrude from the building to feed.
Image 249140   05-24-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
803
 
 Stoner: I like smol buns and I cannot lie.
Image 249139   05-24-18   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
182
 
 Shay: Jane stop this crazy thing - Jane, arrte cette chose folle.
 Mr Bleak: @Knice Do you waaaaant... do you waaaaaant... to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
 FabricMan: How the cat in the Pepe le Pew cartoons learned French
 Teechur: @WTF Then whose is it? :D
 WTF: Nuh muh toosh
 ppr4: @Knice Maybe "I have ants in my pants?"
 Borm Pumpies: That escalated quickly.
 Knice: What else do you really need to say?
Image 249138   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
312
 
 Popsicle Dream: This etch-a-sketch is amazing!
 Prombom: IronVenn.
Image 249137   05-24-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
106
 
 Slerzy: @Volwen I also forgot old girlfriend's names touched up to look like/say something else
 jochenau: I don't think I've ever seen a girl with any of those.
 dangerkeith3000: Forgot back of the neck and also the lower back for Tramp Stamp.
 Volwen: @Slerzy You forgot random Chinese words
 itskando: @Slerzy acceptable if it's Futurama Mom
 Slerzy: Can't wait to see the male version. Tribal symbols on white guys, barbed wire around the bicep, a heart with "mom" in it on the pectoral...
 drhilljack: Christ, what an asshole.
Image 249136   05-24-18   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
210
 
 Not A Bot: Eric Clapton had to test his new cocaine storage on something less valuable to him.
 itskando: Aghhhhhh!! Kill me!
Image 249135   05-24-18   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
454
 
 Teechur: Looks like someone's got a screw loose.
 Admiral Alan: I'm ALL about ikea
Image 249134   05-24-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
425
 
 Air Biscuit: And so the lord granted him fart power to kill the ants with. Unwittingly laying the foundation that would become the death of everyone.(the fart that killed everyone prequel)
 wolfpk: It's not the size that counts
 Peter Pantsless: *smiles smugly*
 Otterman: Do the ants in the pants dance
 GoGo Robotto: On point!
 I Hate The Beatles: No help me instead! My ants got pants!
 Not A Bot: True love! You heard him! You could not ask for a more noble cause than that.
Image 249133   05-24-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
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