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253833  Christina: Yay! Let us all do bad things!

253893  Amy Housewine: All comments on this image must be read in a Ringo Starr voice.

253893  Amy Housewine: I recently learned that The Fat Controller's actual name was "Topham Hatt". I never knew this.

253890  grizzly: I'm pooping!

253884  a sedated moose: Tupit Shakur

253886  a sedated moose: My God, it's full of stars!

253899  frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.

253899  Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!

253888  Laree: All hail hypnodog.

253876  Laree: Carky Cark

253879  Laree: He thinks he's getting an autograph from Jesus. He saw him turn that water to wine.

253885  Whatever: Alas, books can die - we have only a fraction of the books written prior to the invention of printing

253887  Whatever: Mmm lady fingers

253880  Fiveninety: Meijer is immensely better but they only exist in Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky

253879  Amy Housewine: Dude... like, dude...

253842  Mad Collager: @a robot Well, their costumes are more subtle: Slacker, Daydreamer, Procrastinator, Gamer...

253844  antipatterns: evict the landlord

253849  Mad Collager: There should be a version with a violin mounted on the side. Then each door opening would cause a fiddle jamb.

253856  Mad Collager: Yeah, the kid was wearing red, but he didn't have on a MAGA hat. Also, we think he wasn't from Norway.

253425  Mr Bleak: Luke Bedwalker

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Score:
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 jazzjunkie: Could I substitute quinoa for pasta?
 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.
 funny in the wall: It doesnt, they usually come on the side. @dangerkeith3000
 Side Boob: @Christina :P
 Side Boob:
 Christina: You cannot have a comment without text.
 Science: Can I get the pasta plate with quinoa?
 Uncle Phil: Could I get both?
 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I wasn't aware Eggs Benedict contained potatoes. Anyway, I hate both hollandaise sauce and poached eggs so I'm not really an expert on that dish.
 barfolomew: "See, because it would just be a bowl."
 Side Boob: We do not make "Spam, egg, Spam, Spam, bacon, and Spam" without Spam.
 IM AN ASSHOLE: Ok I really understand that, you have been very clear, but can you make an exception?
 funny in the wall: I often get eggs Benedict without the English muffin. I get hairy eyeballs from waitstaff but its delicious and I dont need bread AND potatoes first thing in the morning.
 sparename: "Can I have chips, beans and gravy without the beans, please?" .. "Sorry, we have no beans today" .. "Alright then, I'll have chips, peas and gravy without the peas"
 Knice: Cafe Duke keepin shit real, y'all.
Image 249142   05-24-18   Uploaded by    soccer
Score:
513
 
 Air Biscuit: "Wheres the beef?"
 dangerkeith3000: short comment
Image 249141   05-24-18   Uploaded by    athiest
Score:
303
 
 Christina: @a sedated moose OK, fine. There is no need to yell at me.
 a sedated moose: @Christina IT'S NOT AH TOOMAH!
 Christina: That looks like a tumor.
 Not A Bot: The rate of Pringles consumption is measured by the can, not the chip.
 Otterman: You may wish to see a urologist after sleeping in that thing.
 chhumphrey: Not sure I really want to see the penthouse on this hotel
 hapi papi: Erecting a building is never easy.
 Knice: As night falls, the hotel's polyps extrude from the building to feed.
Image 249140   05-24-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
803
 
 Stoner: I like smol buns and I cannot lie.
Image 249139   05-24-18   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
182
 
 Shay: Jane stop this crazy thing - Jane, arrte cette chose folle.
 Mr Bleak: @Knice Do you waaaaant... do you waaaaaant... to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
 FabricMan: How the cat in the Pepe le Pew cartoons learned French
 Teechur: @WTF Then whose is it? :D
 WTF: Nuh muh toosh
 ppr4: @Knice Maybe "I have ants in my pants?"
 Borm Pumpies: That escalated quickly.
 Knice: What else do you really need to say?
Image 249138   05-24-18   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
312
 
 WannaBee: This etch-a-sketch is amazing!
 Prombom: IronVenn.
Image 249137   05-24-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
106
 
 Slerzy: @Volwen I also forgot old girlfriend's names touched up to look like/say something else
 jochenau: I don't think I've ever seen a girl with any of those.
 dangerkeith3000: Forgot back of the neck and also the lower back for Tramp Stamp.
 Volwen: @Slerzy You forgot random Chinese words
 itskando: @Slerzy acceptable if it's Futurama Mom
 Slerzy: Can't wait to see the male version. Tribal symbols on white guys, barbed wire around the bicep, a heart with "mom" in it on the pectoral...
 drhilljack: Christ, what an asshole.
Image 249136   05-24-18   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
210
 
 Not A Bot: Eric Clapton had to test his new cocaine storage on something less valuable to him.
 itskando: Aghhhhhh!! Kill me!
Image 249135   05-24-18   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
454
 
 Teechur: Looks like someone's got a screw loose.
 Admiral Alan: I'm ALL about ikea
Image 249134   05-24-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
425
 
 Air Biscuit: And so the lord granted him fart power to kill the ants with. Unwittingly laying the foundation that would become the death of everyone.(the fart that killed everyone prequel)
 wolfpk: It's not the size that counts
 Peter Pantsless: *smiles smugly*
 Otterman: Do the ants in the pants dance
 GoGo Robotto: On point!
 I Hate The Beatles: No help me instead! My ants got pants!
 Not A Bot: True love! You heard him! You could not ask for a more noble cause than that.
Image 249133   05-24-18   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
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