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273417  Science: I would like to believe that this guy's luggage was lost and he had to make do with what he was wearing when he flew in.

273421  Science: Oh, Kramer...

273025  Mr Bleak: @Joseph Yes, but "hope my fuck* can drown" changes the whole meaning really.

273026  Mr Bleak: Well, she won't do *that* again!

273427  gulpeg: Freudian office chair.

273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

25633  jljocque: You can't solve a system of two variables with only one equation. Duh.

273354  Knice: This just made my day. :-)

273421  addend: Forks and knives still get washed in the sink. Learned that the hard way.

273413  ThoughtlessGentleman: the furblonger.

273395  revtom: Their fast food breakfast is second only to Hardee's. And their market fresh Turkey wrap, drowned in three pepper sauce is pretty good too.

273424  addend: How does it know? :(

273431  kate2point0: Just showed my son who has a cleft lip, he thought Frank is pretty cool.

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint



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 Jabberwikket: Definitely Username/upload combo
 Not A Bot: I'm confused, is he saving the people of Europe from cis scum and patriarchy?
 Side Boob: I am gift.
Image 249070   05-23-18   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
408
 
 tib gubb: @Baby Jesus am i missing something in the image, or is it a more obviouser thing?
 Baby Jesus: @tib gubb its a joke
 tib gubb: aruba?
 DogsRGreat: Cool!
Image 249069   05-23-18   Uploaded by    grandma
Score:
602
 
 WTF: Sextuple-A
 glenalec: At least they have confidence to use their own service!
Image 249068   05-23-18   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
442
 
 redmonkey3: Some rocking braids!
 Warrax: I JUST had my hair trimmed like 4 years ago, and it's already at the point where it's getting caught between my back and the chair when I sit down again. Sheesh.
 Air Biscuit: "Remember ladies, it's not the length that counts, but how much of it you can lose in the shower."
 apoxia: I think a nice blunt straight cut at the bottom rather than a winnowing out would look a lot nicer.
 glenalec: I suspect those can be washed separately.
Image 249067   05-23-18   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
208
 
 Snow Plow: Love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again
 kinggheedra: is this on a receipt
 Warrax: Lost me at "Meg" doesn't rhyme with "hag."
 tib gubb: rad for "festurd"
 Scoo: "Slimmy"?
 Prostata: something tells me he's just not that into her
 Mr. Whiskers: Love, Mom
 DrNinjaman: One of Shel Silverstein's "lost" poems
 livelovebarf: Who says romance is dead?
Image 249066   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
668
 
 KingTrebek: Something something boops hims nose something something
Image 249065   05-23-18   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
643
 
 cassette1: @Warrax We prefer the term Rug Doctor
 Warrax: @Felicity All this time you've been among us, and you never before mentioned you were a carpet expert?
 mrmrmr: @Felicity After some research I think I am thinking of Theo van Doesberg, but frustratingly, I can t find the exact painting I meant
 Rocky XLVII: Rad for Mondrianesque carpet. Or that other guy, who was like Mondrian, but worked in green, brown, red, and orange
Image 249064   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
459
 
 Mr. Shine: Stranger Things Season 3 looking good!
 piranharama: The chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one, they said.
 DrNinjaman: "What are we doing tonight, Brain?"
 jochenau: Oh yeah, I remember this episode of Doctor Who.
Image 249063   05-23-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
Score:
635
 
 DrinkMixMan: Hi, Dominic
 Butcherboy: Ah double joke. Stewart smallie and Stuart little. Well played@Side Boob
 Side Boob: I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And dog-gonnit, people like me!
Image 249062   05-23-18   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
195
 
 Scoo: Chargin' up the ol' hard drive magnets, eh?
 Greifer: this will be fine soon
Image 249061   05-23-18   Uploaded by    agentpaint
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