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253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

253344  Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

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253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

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Score:
698
 
 Warrax: Aw geeze, it's a harness. I though the dog had been shot for a second. I was like "AH!"
 Robespierre: Yerp-yerp-yerp-yerp...
 wolfpk: Stop and smell the tulips.
 Ironass: Happy doggo is happy.
 tib gubb: H-A-P-Y
Image 249059   05-23-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
328
 
 Robespierre: @tib gubb Finland always is
 tib gubb: sounds like a fuckin' party
 glenalec: Too bad the number of the beast is actually 616
Image 249058   05-23-18   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
752
 
 glenalec: * may contain animals' feet.
 ChubbyBuddy: FACT: your GRANDMOTHER. Is. A VEGAN.
 Robespierre: COR!
 DrNinjaman: @Mad Collager It may be softer, but is it wetter?
 Mad Collager: @DrNinjaman A curator at the National Zoo had a further refinement: When someone said something criminally stupid and wrong about a collection animal, he suggested the volunteers gently correct him by starting with, "Well, actually..." It is even softer than "Um, actually...".
 DrNinjaman: "Hotdog by the foot" is tradmarked by Costco.
 Mr. Whiskers: "Hotdog by the Foot" was my nickname in high school. I know it sounds like Im making a penis size joke, but I had serious emotional eating. Luckily I found healthier ways to handle stress like screaming until I broke down weeping. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah...mmm, hotdogs.
 DrNinjaman: @Warrax Um, actually, pedantic nitpicking is required by statute to be preceeded by the phrase "Um, actually..."
 Warrax: I believe that's a bubble tape dispenser, so it should be hot dog tape instead of hot dog by the foot. No need to thank me, I provide this service for free.
Image 249057   05-23-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
389
 
 Big Bong Theory: @Telkwa My sides hurt
 Telkwa: Doge iz stealin' yer data & burying it in the backyard.
 tib gubb: the queen bitch
Image 249056   05-23-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
620
 
 Robespierre: Thugbirb
 Scoo: Didn't skip wing day
 Warrax: I want to look like this.
 Mr. Shine: "Git ready fer a thumpin'!"
 savvoy: Harpy Eagle Bear!
 Side Boob: Shit just got real.
Image 249055   05-23-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
815
 
 Ironass: How the hell did you let that thing get inside you?
 tib gubb: ain't science amazing?
Image 249054   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
475
 
 VoR: ..only the results of their actions.
 Telkwa: Better luck tomorrow.
 tib gubb: that kind of thinking is no way to live your life
 E. HONDA: that's right, you probably won't see it before it attacks
 wolfpk: Boooo
 Mr. Shine: "FAAAALLLSSSSSE! OOOOOOOOooooooo!"
 grizzly: PISS OFF, GHOST!
 Not A Bot: AMERICA PLUS
Image 249053   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
182
 
 addend: (Walks uncomfortably.)
 itskando: @DrinkMixMan technically is is the best is
 wolfpk: So why are you wearing them?
 DrinkMixMan: Two years after sex is technically after sex
 glenalec: With extra dribble-lining?
Image 249052   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
234
 
 Mr. Butt: Commander Holly?
 DrNinjaman: I heard that Bird hoarding is a problem in some cities. I believe the Atlantic did a story on it recently.
 Peter Pantsless: That fire department should hire Pee-Wee Herman
 ChubbyBuddy: fireman exits smoldering ruins holding burlap bag containing 74 birds and a raw chicken from the fridge
 Yam: My kinda joint
Image 249051   05-23-18   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
404
 
 Telkwa: Pass the dutchie 'pon the left hand side.
 Robespierre: @jochenau You mean there hasn't been already?
 jochenau: Is there going to be a terrible anime in which a children's card game inexplicably becomes a matter of life and death?
 DrNinjaman: I thought we weren't supposed to get political?
Image 249050   05-23-18   Uploaded by    bobby
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