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272795  trelyate: he tells it like it is

272837  Science: Eminent domain, bitch!

272767  E. HONDA: If you pass out in the snow, dogs will bring you liquor

272840  Peter Pantsless: "Oh, that's a typo. It should say "No, dogs allowed.'"

272807  trelyate: this is like when they wheelchair you out of the hospital even though you are perfectly capable of walking

272815  trelyate: science has gone too far this time

272659  Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272821  trelyate: I do not consent

272816  fanny: @dangerkeith3000 but do you think diet would change the taste of people? like grass fed beef vs. cows that eat whatever? And breast fed babies vs. formula fed?

272816  Sadbot: @Knice Working as intended...long pork

272681  Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272776  E. HONDA: Just be happy with your stubby obelisk

272827  fanny: i know i'm in the minority, but Pringles are fucking gross

272734  Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272845  Knice: When you're nearsighted

272844  duckybox: "seriously guys, one of them is squirming up my ass now, its not funny anymore!"

272847  Knice: It's a niche market, but it seems to work.

272816  Butcherboy: Theyre not the ones going about with knives on their feet@Knice

272761  Throwbot: Son, you're adopted

272762  Throwbot: Is that Alan Rickman?

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272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272816 fanny: @dangerkeith3000 but do you think diet would change the taste of people? like grass fed beef vs. cows that eat whatever? And breast fed babies vs. formula fed?

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.



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Score:
698
 
 Warrax: Aw geeze, it's a harness. I though the dog had been shot for a second. I was like "AH!"
 Robespierre: Yerp-yerp-yerp-yerp...
 wolfpk: Stop and smell the tulips.
 Ironass: Happy doggo is happy.
 tib gubb: H-A-P-Y
Image 249059   05-23-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
328
 
 Robespierre: @tib gubb Finland always is
 tib gubb: sounds like a fuckin' party
 glenalec: Too bad the number of the beast is actually 616
Image 249058   05-23-18   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
752
 
 glenalec: * may contain animals' feet.
 ChubbyBuddy: FACT: your GRANDMOTHER. Is. A VEGAN.
 Robespierre: COR!
 DrNinjaman: @Mad Collager It may be softer, but is it wetter?
 Mad Collager: @DrNinjaman A curator at the National Zoo had a further refinement: When someone said something criminally stupid and wrong about a collection animal, he suggested the volunteers gently correct him by starting with, "Well, actually..." It is even softer than "Um, actually...".
 DrNinjaman: "Hotdog by the foot" is tradmarked by Costco.
 Mr. Whiskers: "Hotdog by the Foot" was my nickname in high school. I know it sounds like Im making a penis size joke, but I had serious emotional eating. Luckily I found healthier ways to handle stress like screaming until I broke down weeping. Where was I going with this? Oh yeah...mmm, hotdogs.
 DrNinjaman: @Warrax Um, actually, pedantic nitpicking is required by statute to be preceeded by the phrase "Um, actually..."
 Warrax: I believe that's a bubble tape dispenser, so it should be hot dog tape instead of hot dog by the foot. No need to thank me, I provide this service for free.
Image 249057   05-23-18   Uploaded by    WannaBee
Score:
389
 
 Big Bong Theory: @Telkwa My sides hurt
 Telkwa: Doge iz stealin' yer data & burying it in the backyard.
 tib gubb: the queen bitch
Image 249056   05-23-18   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
620
 
 Robespierre: Thugbirb
 Scoo: Didn't skip wing day
 Warrax: I want to look like this.
 Mr. Shine: "Git ready fer a thumpin'!"
 savvoy: Harpy Eagle Bear!
 Side Boob: Shit just got real.
Image 249055   05-23-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
815
 
 Ironass: How the hell did you let that thing get inside you?
 tib gubb: ain't science amazing?
Image 249054   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
475
 
 VoR: ..only the results of their actions.
 Telkwa: Better luck tomorrow.
 tib gubb: that kind of thinking is no way to live your life
 E. HONDA: that's right, you probably won't see it before it attacks
 wolfpk: Boooo
 Mr. Shine: "FAAAALLLSSSSSE! OOOOOOOOooooooo!"
 grizzly: PISS OFF, GHOST!
 Not A Bot: AMERICA PLUS
Image 249053   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
182
 
 addend: (Walks uncomfortably.)
 itskando: @DrinkMixMan technically is is the best is
 wolfpk: So why are you wearing them?
 DrinkMixMan: Two years after sex is technically after sex
 glenalec: With extra dribble-lining?
Image 249052   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
234
 
 Mr. Butt: Commander Holly?
 DrNinjaman: I heard that Bird hoarding is a problem in some cities. I believe the Atlantic did a story on it recently.
 Peter Pantsless: That fire department should hire Pee-Wee Herman
 ChubbyBuddy: fireman exits smoldering ruins holding burlap bag containing 74 birds and a raw chicken from the fridge
 Yam: My kinda joint
Image 249051   05-23-18   Uploaded by    suckit
Score:
404
 
 Telkwa: Pass the dutchie 'pon the left hand side.
 Robespierre: @jochenau You mean there hasn't been already?
 jochenau: Is there going to be a terrible anime in which a children's card game inexplicably becomes a matter of life and death?
 DrNinjaman: I thought we weren't supposed to get political?
Image 249050   05-23-18   Uploaded by    bobby
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