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257851  dobbiesdoogs: happy birthday benjamin button

257851  Mr. Butt: 1.00

257863  ignatz: .. also 3 and 4 are in the wrong order

257854  Bohab: Lovely little leveretts

257858  ignatz: The floor IS lava

257825  Warrax: This leaves open so many other wonderful possibilities.

257797  Clim Tinties: good life hack

257859  ignatz: Too high then too low

257818  Spazstatic: Smiling Dog Crew is a bunch of people who are typically really good pilots but rarely take mercy. I typically try to avoid them just in case they are in a bad mood.

257855  sparename: This would look even worse with ketchup. Or mayo...

257863  Prefuse: 2nd from left is perfect

257863  ignatz: ... Cappuccino?

257855  Solemn: -PRRRT-

257855  ignatz: You gotta be shittin' me..

257844  Not A Bot: For puzzles everybody knows you start with the fucking corner pieces.

257770  p nut: Dying @Mr. Shine...

257850  Peter Pantsless: Vehicular manslaughter WITH STYLE!

257844  Sadbot: I'll take anything on the PS2 over the weird jumpy textures of the first PS

257809  Greifer: and now to something completely different

257850  Solemn: Life at Andy's house wasn't the same after Mrs. Nesbitt discovered clubbing.

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257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257824 WannaBee: Chicks with blocks and clocks come.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

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 addend: (Walks uncomfortably.)
 itskando: @DrinkMixMan technically is is the best is
 wolfpk: So why are you wearing them?
 DrinkMixMan: Two years after sex is technically after sex
 glenalec: With extra dribble-lining?
Image 249052   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
 Mr. Butt: Commander Holly?
 DrNinjaman: I heard that Bird hoarding is a problem in some cities. I believe the Atlantic did a story on it recently.
 Peter Pantsless: That fire department should hire Pee-Wee Herman
 ChubbyBuddy: fireman exits smoldering ruins holding burlap bag containing 74 birds and a raw chicken from the fridge
 Yam: My kinda joint
Image 249051   05-23-18   Uploaded by    suckit
 Telkwa: Pass the dutchie 'pon the left hand side.
 Robespierre: @jochenau You mean there hasn't been already?
 jochenau: Is there going to be a terrible anime in which a children's card game inexplicably becomes a matter of life and death?
 DrNinjaman: I thought we weren't supposed to get political?
Image 249050   05-23-18   Uploaded by    bobby
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Mr. Shine Sounds neat :)
 Mr. Shine: @Jaunty Shrimp I once attended a Guster concert in Columbus, OH, where the opening act was terrible even in the scale of opening acts everywhere. They had clearly met only the week before, and had songs with titles like "My Job Sucks" and "I Hate You Dad." At the end of their set, they blasted into a heavy metal, guitar-snarling rendition of "Personal Jesus" that absolutely brought the f#cking house down. It was suddenly, shockingly amazing.
 piranharama: @jochenau I am the exact opposite of this moth you found.
 jochenau: I found a giant moth in my yard and the internet informed me that the adult male form has no functioning mouth parts. Once they can fly, all they can do is mate until they starve to death.
 DrNinjaman: The dwarves of Moria dug too deep...
 ChubbyBuddy: mogth. gomth. thogmo. othomg.
 Jaunty Shrimp: *sings* Your own. Personal. Gothmoth. A moth to hear your prayers. A moth who cares.
 Yam: Yall need Satan
 Skinr: I watched you chaaaaaaaaange
 WannaBee: He listens to Ghost
 SurfNTurf: I goth a moth.
Image 249049   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
 Not A Bot: at 00:00:00 the Computer sends Sandmen after you
 DrNinjaman: @funny in the wall The fashionable way to sat that is tl;dr
 funny in the wall: text on shirts is dumb to begin with. lot of unfunny text on a shirt is also awkward
 Scoo: The Hawaiian Life: Not as stress-free as our state tourism board makes it out to be
Image 249048   05-23-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
 entropy: Can t go wrong with Felicity!
 jochenau: Should've gone with Tabbyhanita.
 DrNinjaman: Woman: But I really want to be an Emmamama
 funny in the wall: @Scoo millenials? that shit started 30 years ago
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Mr. Butt I just checked the social security's website and Sophia is still number 5.
 Mr. Butt: @Jaunty Shrimp Did Emma become the new Sophia while I wasn't looking?
 Jaunty Shrimp: I have a new niece named Emma. She will probably be one of five Emma's in her kindergarten.
 soccer: No way those kick ass names aren't taken.
 Scoo: This explains the weird-ass names Millennials give their kids
Image 249047   05-23-18   Uploaded by    theaquaman
 Science: @wolfpk: That's not a carrot!
 RiderFan: Each audience chants "KISS! KISS!" every performance.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Rated NC17 for extreme snowman dick
 wolfpk: Does this have to do with Olaf? He runs around naked.
 electrode: Disney's frozen musical: buffering...
 Scoo: But less than desired
Image 249046   05-23-18   Uploaded by    l0dan
 funny in the wall: Yeah I also sometimes like staying in bed and ordering takeout
 tib gubb: "just going to work"
 savvoy: So is Real Self staying behind in bed, or is Real Self going off to work?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i mean blankets tartare.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: meat blankets.
 Scoo: More nudity than expected
Image 249045   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Image 249044 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fakeplastic. Your image was bad, fakeplastic.
 SuedeOxford: Predators will be in the playoffs again soon. It'll keep.
 DrNinjaman: Their need for four bags of catfish heads is gone today, thanks to the miracle of modern medicine
 Never AFK: Gollum?
 Scoo: Eat them up, yum!
 Knice: Take my not-money, damn it!!
 glenalec: Perfect for tasteless and potentially dangerous 'pranks'
Image 249043   05-23-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
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