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268229  Incubi: @Dr Awkward no chance, that fire extinguisher is totally photoshopped

268243  Incubi: Boogie Nights: The Return of Dirk Diglett

268200  KyleisBobDole: I still would pay money for a "My opinion is unwanted." bumper sticker.

268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

268248  Wumph Morms: Mountains of panties need tall tires, yes.

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2. MrBoffo
3. Side Boob
4. Shay
5. Dr Awkward
6. Not A Bot
7. Felicity
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10. ignatz

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

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jadensmith uploaded 267753 (802 points)
daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
teletub uploaded 267780 (744 points)
celebgate uploaded 267795 (710 points)

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 3. E. HONDA: 3583 points
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 5. toad: 2416 points
 6. time is wastin: 2362 points
 7. Nope: 2022 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
 9. Stoner: 1708 points
10. withak: 1644 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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 addend: (Walks uncomfortably.)
 itskando: @DrinkMixMan technically is is the best is
 wolfpk: So why are you wearing them?
 DrinkMixMan: Two years after sex is technically after sex
 glenalec: With extra dribble-lining?
Image 249052   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
 Mr. Butt: Commander Holly?
 DrNinjaman: I heard that Bird hoarding is a problem in some cities. I believe the Atlantic did a story on it recently.
 Peter Pantsless: That fire department should hire Pee-Wee Herman
 ChubbyBuddy: fireman exits smoldering ruins holding burlap bag containing 74 birds and a raw chicken from the fridge
 Yam: My kinda joint
Image 249051   05-23-18   Uploaded by    suckit
 Telkwa: Pass the dutchie 'pon the left hand side.
 Robespierre: @jochenau You mean there hasn't been already?
 jochenau: Is there going to be a terrible anime in which a children's card game inexplicably becomes a matter of life and death?
 DrNinjaman: I thought we weren't supposed to get political?
Image 249050   05-23-18   Uploaded by    bobby
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Mr. Shine Sounds neat :)
 Mr. Shine: @Jaunty Shrimp I once attended a Guster concert in Columbus, OH, where the opening act was terrible even in the scale of opening acts everywhere. They had clearly met only the week before, and had songs with titles like "My Job Sucks" and "I Hate You Dad." At the end of their set, they blasted into a heavy metal, guitar-snarling rendition of "Personal Jesus" that absolutely brought the f#cking house down. It was suddenly, shockingly amazing.
 piranharama: @jochenau I am the exact opposite of this moth you found.
 jochenau: I found a giant moth in my yard and the internet informed me that the adult male form has no functioning mouth parts. Once they can fly, all they can do is mate until they starve to death.
 DrNinjaman: The dwarves of Moria dug too deep...
 ChubbyBuddy: mogth. gomth. thogmo. othomg.
 Jaunty Shrimp: *sings* Your own. Personal. Gothmoth. A moth to hear your prayers. A moth who cares.
 Yam: Yall need Satan
 Skinr: I watched you chaaaaaaaaange
 skittles: He listens to Ghost
 SurfNTurf: I goth a moth.
Image 249049   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
 Not A Bot: at 00:00:00 the Computer sends Sandmen after you
 DrNinjaman: @funny in the wall The fashionable way to sat that is tl;dr
 funny in the wall: text on shirts is dumb to begin with. lot of unfunny text on a shirt is also awkward
 Scoo: The Hawaiian Life: Not as stress-free as our state tourism board makes it out to be
Image 249048   05-23-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
 entropy: Can t go wrong with Felicity!
 jochenau: Should've gone with Tabbyhanita.
 DrNinjaman: Woman: But I really want to be an Emmamama
 funny in the wall: @Scoo millenials? that shit started 30 years ago
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Mr. Butt I just checked the social security's website and Sophia is still number 5.
 Mr. Butt: @Jaunty Shrimp Did Emma become the new Sophia while I wasn't looking?
 Jaunty Shrimp: I have a new niece named Emma. She will probably be one of five Emma's in her kindergarten.
 soccer: No way those kick ass names aren't taken.
 Scoo: This explains the weird-ass names Millennials give their kids
Image 249047   05-23-18   Uploaded by    theaquaman
 Science: @wolfpk: That's not a carrot!
 RiderFan: Each audience chants "KISS! KISS!" every performance.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Rated NC17 for extreme snowman dick
 wolfpk: Does this have to do with Olaf? He runs around naked.
 electrode: Disney's frozen musical: buffering...
 Scoo: But less than desired
Image 249046   05-23-18   Uploaded by    l0dan
 funny in the wall: Yeah I also sometimes like staying in bed and ordering takeout
 tib gubb: "just going to work"
 savvoy: So is Real Self staying behind in bed, or is Real Self going off to work?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i mean blankets tartare.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: meat blankets.
 Scoo: More nudity than expected
Image 249045   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Image 249044 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by fakeplastic. Boo, fakeplastic.
 SuedeOxford: Predators will be in the playoffs again soon. It'll keep.
 DrNinjaman: Their need for four bags of catfish heads is gone today, thanks to the miracle of modern medicine
 Never AFK: Gollum?
 Scoo: Eat them up, yum!
 Knice: Take my not-money, damn it!!
 glenalec: Perfect for tasteless and potentially dangerous 'pranks'
Image 249043   05-23-18   Uploaded by    hoobleton
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