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272343  WannaBee: Timely

272400  Not A Bot: it's the water

272397  Eleftheros: #america

272393  WTF: @thecraftywolf Just splice it with #89867 and it'll be accepted for sure.

272377  fanny: as long as you own it you're fine

272384  fanny: man i wish i knew the inspiration for this!

272391  fanny: pretty obvious username/upload combo!

272393  fanny: @thecraftywolf :( im sad too :( maybe tweak it a bit and try again? throw mascot on there or something?

272347  Eleftheros: @Amy Housewine ok ive learned my lesson about trying to be correct on the internet

272385  a robot: QUEEN OF ALL FLOOF

272402  sparename: What does it sound like? "Denim-nim-nim-nim-nim-D-D-NIIIIIIIIM-nim-nim-nim-nim"

272385  Bob: This animal is too beautiful for me.

272379  WTF: 5 stars. Would take fishing again.

272393  thecraftywolf: unrelated but i spent a lot of time on a friendly spaceship meme and image bot rejected it for being "uninteresting" and now im sad ;-;

271952  sparename: @Mad Collager Parker's Peters - Pick Your Plastic Pricks in Packets, A Pack of Plastic Peckers Parker's Peters Packed

272089  fanny: @Mad Collager awesome thank you! I'll let you know how it goes this weekend :)

272370  Annoying Vegan : Always a radvote for crossed paws

272386  Vorm Gongo: See how every joke has only 1 Like? What does it tell you about that picture?

271941  Mad Collager: But, but ... how can a worn glove be hands-free?!?

271950  Mad Collager: Draw me like one of your French bitches!

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272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272089 fanny: @Mad Collager awesome thank you! I'll let you know how it goes this weekend :)

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272155 Science: @White Rice: Sadly, it appears she is a real Swiss-based doctor educating Arab women on sex.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.



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Score:
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 Mr Bleak: As used by McVomits!
 Mr Bleak: Considered "food" in 36 states! Pork ingredients not flammable! Odor can be masked with room spray! Lowest bug part and droppings content allowed! 60% real "meat" plus filler from recycled carpeting! Costs less than dirt (excluding contaminated or cemetery dirt)! Will pass harmlessly through normal people!
 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!
 Jaunty Shrimp: Pssstt...Spam, is that you??
 tib gubb: woo woo!
 Christina: "Enough to sustain a wing of invalids, students or prisoners for days."
 tib gubb: meat food and also meat siding for your house
 wolfpk: I am not sure what I find more disturbing. The fact that it is only 60% real "meat", or the fact meat is in quotes.
 Micro Jackson: Mmmmmmmmmm Institutional Meat Food!
 a sedated moose: First Dickman boned me, then he rolled me! Woo-woo!
 Amy Housewine: Dickman's Meatmaster is my institutional name.
 Side Boob: "Legally edible" I'm in!
 FabricMan: @Butcherboy What are you talking about? It stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!
 Robespierre: @Butcherboy In institutional settings, it just might. Who knows what goes on in there?
 Yam: @Butcherboy especially when that seems to be fibreglass insulation
 Butcherboy: Ok Im going to say its a joke. Advertising fire resistance doesnt add up
Image 248999   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Teechur
Score:
671
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: This season's biggest decorating trend: pea green walls
 Not A Bot: MMMMMRRROOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
 pisspig: HOLD IT SATAN IM ALMOST DONE!
 VoR: She has now shadow! The painter has no shadow!
 trelyate: when life hands you lemons...
Image 248998   05-23-18   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
493
 
 E. HONDA: I got myself a clock punchin' job down at the clock slaughterhouse
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I had wondered what happened to her. Site's not the same without those weird images she managed to find
 Robespierre: That's one ridin', ropin' galoot you got there, Mr Advertising Executive
 Yam: Am bald, will confirm
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless :( her last comment was to me in December :(
 Peter Pantsless: Wow, what a hat thrab
 Side Boob: A few more years and I'll be old enough to wear a nice hat without looking like too much of a dingus. But not yet.
Image 248997   05-23-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
288
 
 shadebane: @Science Technically every Western government supports Turkey, which in turn sponsors ISIS/Daesh. Recently the idiot May described the Kurds and their supporters as a terrorist people. Make of that what you will.
 Science: @VeeKay: Technically correct, but it's anti-ISIS, so fuck those guys.
 Micro Jackson: Flags for sale! Get 'em while they're hot!
 Robespierre: Beauty of Poland
 Colbo Mundus: Nicely posed propoganda image.
Image 248996   05-23-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
545
 
 Side Boob: @glenalec Same. I get scared in a big pickup.
 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(
 FireBreathingMarmot: This one kills as many people as do guns.
 imaginary gf: This one is black and white and red all over and grows on trees
 tib gubb: one makes you physically attractive, the other physically attracts others
 VoR: Car protects you in the event a bicycle hits you. Bicycle throws you violently to the ground if a car hits you.
 Micro Jackson: Oh, I thought they ran on smug self-satisfaction
 barfolomew: These are all good reasons for cars, but if it were feasible for me to bike to work, I would.
 FabricMan: This one lets me live in the event of a collision
 Side Boob: Also, my car hasn't made me fat. I think it's the cheeseburgers.
 Side Boob: Someone has never priced a good bicycle, I see.
 Yam: i like not having to shower when I get to work
 petepuma: One gets me to work in 20 minutes even if it's raining.
Image 248995   05-23-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
361
 
 Entertainmentalist: For those wondering why anyone would buy animal noses, these are taxidermy supplies. Or extra snoots for those who like to boop.
 Annoying Vegan : Warthog nose prices are getting ridiculous.
 Borkf: Oh, you furries...
 Otterman: Otter for me, please
 DrinkMixMan: No neus is good neus
 Mad Collager: Wow! Be careful what you post. Zoonosis is a serious danger!
 Shay: Still doesn't change the fact your pug was bred to have a short nose which is unhealthy for the poor feller.
 johnnyc: Moses supposes his noses were roses but Moses supposes erroneously
Image 248994   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Joseph
Score:
266
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: What kind of person wears eyeliner on the bottom and not on the top
 Muncharito Beanworld: Jaunty!
 Micro Jackson: We own you
 trelyate: capitalism.jpg
 WTF: It was worth it though. She got $20 worth of Golden Palace 'Fun Bucks' for ruining the rest of her life!
 Dr Awkward: Better than "Bum Fights"
 ColdHotCool: Eh, at least not mirrored..
Image 248993   05-23-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
362
 
 fisto: I wish I looked like her, minus the text over her face
 barfolomew: I'm sorry! I resolve to be a better manic pixie!
Image 248992   05-23-18   Uploaded by    morakdais
Score:
282
 
 trelyate: as an Eagles fan, I appreciate this
 tib gubb: so stupid
 Yam: Yeh fuckin nanglind
Image 248991   05-23-18   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
669
 
 Mad Collager: @Jaunty Shrimp They're always mugging for the camera.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Why are coffee cups so obsessed with being clever?
 Teechur: @VoR WHAT?! I thought it's a unicorn saying, "I'm Number 1" in unicornish!
 VoR: @Mad Collager @Teechur wait! If you say it quick it sounds rude!
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Mine too!
 Teechur: *click Aaaaand that's added to my wishlist.
Image 248990   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
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