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263338  addend: The invisible hand...

263351  SuedeOxford: This is pretty much me naked: bright white and spherical

263350  a sedated moose: Uh oh, we're in deep fried spicy meme territory with this one.

263344  addend: (Hums.)

263354  addend: "2 scoops of mint chip on a pinecone."

263357  addend: Beer and whiskey still okay?

263357  wolfpk: So, you are not planning on staying open all night anymore?

263356  a robot: Baby tapir has not yet lost his pajama-like coat :3

263347  Shay: DAMNIT BARRY, DON'T GO!!!

263353  Sandor: Reenactment of the first "Kick Me" sign

263357  Nope: Fine I'll go to FUCKING DENNY'S!!!!!!

263357  Minnesotan: anybody running a restaurant who doesn't understand stoners are the best customers doesn't deserve their custom

263357  Scoo: It's going to get awful lonely at 3am in there...

263357  Sadbot: I'm only okay with this if they also don't serve the overly Axed, cigarette stanky, and BO sweatlords

263357  Urn BooUrn: They are shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

263349  WannaBee: No the name's Peter File, not paedophile!

263338  Air Biscuit: @fanny *deliverance intensifies

263343  Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit *manner

263343  Air Biscuit: North o the border, they know its coming and every year are ready to go with snowblows the moment it hits the ground to minimize closures in a professional manor. Whats your excuse state of virginia?

263354  FabricMan: Ocular

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263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

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263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

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 Mr Bleak: As used by McVomits!
 Mr Bleak: Considered "food" in 36 states! Pork ingredients not flammable! Odor can be masked with room spray! Lowest bug part and droppings content allowed! 60% real "meat" plus filler from recycled carpeting! Costs less than dirt (excluding contaminated or cemetery dirt)! Will pass harmlessly through normal people!
 Entertainmentalist: Stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!
 Jaunty Shrimp: Pssstt...Spam, is that you??
 tib gubb: woo woo!
 Christina: "Enough to sustain a wing of invalids, students or prisoners for days."
 tib gubb: meat food and also meat siding for your house
 wolfpk: I am not sure what I find more disturbing. The fact that it is only 60% real "meat", or the fact meat is in quotes.
 Micro Jackson: Mmmmmmmmmm Institutional Meat Food!
 a sedated moose: First Dickman boned me, then he rolled me! Woo-woo!
 Amy Housewine: Dickman's Meatmaster is my institutional name.
 Side Boob: "Legally edible" I'm in!
 FabricMan: @Butcherboy What are you talking about? It stays mostly within the mammalian phylum!
 Robespierre: @Butcherboy In institutional settings, it just might. Who knows what goes on in there?
 Yam: @Butcherboy especially when that seems to be fibreglass insulation
 Butcherboy: Ok Im going to say its a joke. Advertising fire resistance doesnt add up
Image 248999   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Teechur
Score:
671
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: This season's biggest decorating trend: pea green walls
 Not A Bot: MMMMMRRROOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
 pisspig: HOLD IT SATAN IM ALMOST DONE!
 VoR: She has now shadow! The painter has no shadow!
 trelyate: when life hands you lemons...
Image 248998   05-23-18   Uploaded by    kayjay
Score:
493
 
 E. HONDA: I got myself a clock punchin' job down at the clock slaughterhouse
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I had wondered what happened to her. Site's not the same without those weird images she managed to find
 Robespierre: That's one ridin', ropin' galoot you got there, Mr Advertising Executive
 Yam: Am bald, will confirm
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless :( her last comment was to me in December :(
 Peter Pantsless: Wow, what a hat thrab
 Side Boob: A few more years and I'll be old enough to wear a nice hat without looking like too much of a dingus. But not yet.
Image 248997   05-23-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
288
 
 VeeKay: @Science Technically every Western government supports Turkey, which in turn sponsors ISIS/Daesh. Recently the idiot May described the Kurds and their supporters as a terrorist people. Make of that what you will.
 Science: @VeeKay: Technically correct, but it's anti-ISIS, so fuck those guys.
 Micro Jackson: Flags for sale! Get 'em while they're hot!
 Robespierre: Beauty of Poland
 VeeKay: Nicely posed propoganda image.
Image 248996   05-23-18   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
545
 
 Side Boob: @glenalec Same. I get scared in a big pickup.
 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(
 FireBreathingMarmot: This one kills as many people as do guns.
 imaginary gf: This one is black and white and red all over and grows on trees
 tib gubb: one makes you physically attractive, the other physically attracts others
 VoR: Car protects you in the event a bicycle hits you. Bicycle throws you violently to the ground if a car hits you.
 Micro Jackson: Oh, I thought they ran on smug self-satisfaction
 barfolomew: These are all good reasons for cars, but if it were feasible for me to bike to work, I would.
 FabricMan: This one lets me live in the event of a collision
 Side Boob: Also, my car hasn't made me fat. I think it's the cheeseburgers.
 Side Boob: Someone has never priced a good bicycle, I see.
 Yam: i like not having to shower when I get to work
 petepuma: One gets me to work in 20 minutes even if it's raining.
Image 248995   05-23-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
361
 
 Entertainmentalist: For those wondering why anyone would buy animal noses, these are taxidermy supplies. Or extra snoots for those who like to boop.
 Annoying Vegan : Warthog nose prices are getting ridiculous.
 Borkf: Oh, you furries...
 Otterman: Otter for me, please
 DrinkMixMan: No neus is good neus
 Mad Collager: Wow! Be careful what you post. Zoonosis is a serious danger!
 Shay: Still doesn't change the fact your pug was bred to have a short nose which is unhealthy for the poor feller.
 johnnyc: Moses supposes his noses were roses but Moses supposes erroneously
Image 248994   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Joseph
Score:
266
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: What kind of person wears eyeliner on the bottom and not on the top
 Muncharito Beanworld: Jaunty!
 Micro Jackson: We own you
 trelyate: capitalism.jpg
 WTF: It was worth it though. She got $20 worth of Golden Palace 'Fun Bucks' for ruining the rest of her life!
 Dr Awkward: Better than "Bum Fights"
 ColdHotCool: Eh, at least not mirrored..
Image 248993   05-23-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
362
 
 fisto: I wish I looked like her, minus the text over her face
 barfolomew: I'm sorry! I resolve to be a better manic pixie!
Image 248992   05-23-18   Uploaded by    morakdais
Score:
282
 
 trelyate: as an Eagles fan, I appreciate this
 tib gubb: so stupid
 Yam: Yeh fuckin nanglind
Image 248991   05-23-18   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
639
 
 Mad Collager: @Jaunty Shrimp They're always mugging for the camera.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Why are coffee cups so obsessed with being clever?
 Teechur: @VoR WHAT?! I thought it's a unicorn saying, "I'm Number 1" in unicornish!
 VoR: @Mad Collager @Teechur wait! If you say it quick it sounds rude!
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Mine too!
 Teechur: *click Aaaaand that's added to my wishlist.
Image 248990   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
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