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273025  Mr Bleak: @Joseph Yes, but "hope my fuck* can drown" changes the whole meaning really.

273026  Mr Bleak: Well, she won't do *that* again!

273427  gulpeg: Freudian office chair.

273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

25633  jljocque: You can't solve a system of two variables with only one equation. Duh.

273354  Knice: This just made my day. :-)

273421  addend: Forks and knives still get washed in the sink. Learned that the hard way.

273413  ThoughtlessGentleman: the furblonger.

273395  revtom: Their fast food breakfast is second only to Hardee's. And their market fresh Turkey wrap, drowned in three pepper sauce is pretty good too.

273424  addend: How does it know? :(

273431  kate2point0: Just showed my son who has a cleft lip, he thought Frank is pretty cool.

273425  addend: The uniform, baton, and flags really stand out against the bleakness.

273413  revtom: This remake of Dune looks promising.

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273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu



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 Side Boob: @glenalec Same. I get scared in a big pickup.
 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(
 FireBreathingMarmot: This one kills as many people as do guns.
 imaginary gf: This one is black and white and red all over and grows on trees
 tib gubb: one makes you physically attractive, the other physically attracts others
 VoR: Car protects you in the event a bicycle hits you. Bicycle throws you violently to the ground if a car hits you.
 Micro Jackson: Oh, I thought they ran on smug self-satisfaction
 barfolomew: These are all good reasons for cars, but if it were feasible for me to bike to work, I would.
 FabricMan: This one lets me live in the event of a collision
 Side Boob: Also, my car hasn't made me fat. I think it's the cheeseburgers.
 Side Boob: Someone has never priced a good bicycle, I see.
 Yam: i like not having to shower when I get to work
 petepuma: One gets me to work in 20 minutes even if it's raining.
Image 248995   05-23-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
361
 
 Entertainmentalist: For those wondering why anyone would buy animal noses, these are taxidermy supplies. Or extra snoots for those who like to boop.
 Annoying Vegan : Warthog nose prices are getting ridiculous.
 Borkf: Oh, you furries...
 John Blender: Otter for me, please
 DrinkMixMan: No neus is good neus
 Mad Collager: Wow! Be careful what you post. Zoonosis is a serious danger!
 Shay: Still doesn't change the fact your pug was bred to have a short nose which is unhealthy for the poor feller.
 johnnyc: Moses supposes his noses were roses but Moses supposes erroneously
Image 248994   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Joseph
Score:
266
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: What kind of person wears eyeliner on the bottom and not on the top
 Muncharito Beanworld: Jaunty!
 Micro Jackson: We own you
 trelyate: capitalism.jpg
 WTF: It was worth it though. She got $20 worth of Golden Palace 'Fun Bucks' for ruining the rest of her life!
 Dr Awkward: Better than "Bum Fights"
 ColdHotCool: Eh, at least not mirrored..
Image 248993   05-23-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
362
 
 fisto: I wish I looked like her, minus the text over her face
 barfolomew: I'm sorry! I resolve to be a better manic pixie!
Image 248992   05-23-18   Uploaded by    morakdais
Score:
282
 
 trelyate: as an Eagles fan, I appreciate this
 tib gubb: so stupid
 Yam: Yeh fuckin nanglind
Image 248991   05-23-18   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
669
 
 Mad Collager: @Jaunty Shrimp They're always mugging for the camera.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Why are coffee cups so obsessed with being clever?
 Teechur: @VoR WHAT?! I thought it's a unicorn saying, "I'm Number 1" in unicornish!
 VoR: @Mad Collager @Teechur wait! If you say it quick it sounds rude!
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Mine too!
 Teechur: *click Aaaaand that's added to my wishlist.
Image 248990   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
467
 
 Warrax: "So um, when do we get the time share pitch? That's what this free trip to France was all about, right?"
 Micro Jackson: BRB gotta storm the beach
 Side Boob: @Teechur Wow, sounds like quite an event!
 Teechur: @Side Boob My father and I participated in a reenactment of D-Day in Chicago for the 50th anniversary. Pyrotechnics on the beach, planes flying overhead. It was spectacular! And even though I knew it was all just for show, it was still terrifying.
 Side Boob: There would have been a lot more poo on everything if I was there.
 tib gubb: makes you kinda sick just looking at it tbh
Image 248989   05-23-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
609
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Is this what they were talking about with that whole deflate gate stuff?
 Drunk Orc: Wold Repobloc Toger Plosh Toy
 Dick Inspector: Reminds me of the monstrocity in Gripsholm castle.
 Robespierre: Derpy Deluxe
 Scoo: Your Hobbes looks sick
 Rocky XLVII: [muffled]"Kunn muu"
Image 248988   05-23-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
208
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: But I only bought st*ff
 Chile Quornwrap: @FabricMan That s our new way of saying we have to poo. Welp, time to make a truck go away
 FabricMan: I make my own
 tib gubb: SORRY I NEED IT
 steve: But I need it to make my plants grow.
Image 248987   05-23-18   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
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 savvoy: this bunny is adorable because it's also a puppy
Image 248986   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
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