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253809  Scoo: Oh hi, Spiderman

253770  Kaviri: First the party, then the world.

253637  Cami: Come on @grizzly

253779  Kaviri: Words to hat by.

253782  Kaviri: The whole network is fucked, man.

253785  Kaviri: That's a valid assessment to make in these kind of situations.

253799  mrdiron: godgnol

253801  Side Boob: Its Moo Moo!

253788  Kaviri: Majestic.

253791  Kaviri: Damnit.

253792  Kaviri: The logical progression from santa-con.

253561  Teechur: @Mr Bleak Ours figured out how to open the cupboard where the Tender Vittles were kept. We'd move them but she'd find them again.

253807  WTF: I didn't realize Jabba swung that way.

253799  Kaviri: You ever see a dog king?

253800  WTF: Ugh! Another trendy restaurant with a "Unique" name.

253750  redmonkey3: Pets & Cuddles!

253751  redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - or a spicey switcherino ?

253807  Kaviri: I can dig it.

253806  Dr Awkward: If he steps on Lego bloks, do they just stick to his feet?

253760  redmonkey3: Everybody needs a cuddle buddy to platonically share yr warm spaces with

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9. Not A Bot
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253709 Christina: @Winterneuro What if you use the coke and the pot?

253747 DrNinjaman: @Side Boob "Hello Onstar?"

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253613 Not A Bot: i hate furries

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it

253573 FireBreathingMarmot: Adult Onset Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

253507 Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft



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 Side Boob: @glenalec Same. I get scared in a big pickup.
 glenalec: I'd like to ride a bike to work, but the roads around here honestly terrify me! :-(
 FireBreathingMarmot: This one kills as many people as do guns.
 imaginary gf: This one is black and white and red all over and grows on trees
 tib gubb: one makes you physically attractive, the other physically attracts others
 VoR: Car protects you in the event a bicycle hits you. Bicycle throws you violently to the ground if a car hits you.
 Micro Jackson: Oh, I thought they ran on smug self-satisfaction
 barfolomew: These are all good reasons for cars, but if it were feasible for me to bike to work, I would.
 FabricMan: This one lets me live in the event of a collision
 Side Boob: Also, my car hasn't made me fat. I think it's the cheeseburgers.
 Side Boob: Someone has never priced a good bicycle, I see.
 Yam: i like not having to shower when I get to work
 petepuma: One gets me to work in 20 minutes even if it's raining.
Image 248995   05-23-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
361
 
 Entertainmentalist: For those wondering why anyone would buy animal noses, these are taxidermy supplies. Or extra snoots for those who like to boop.
 Annoying Vegan : Warthog nose prices are getting ridiculous.
 Borkf: Oh, you furries...
 Otterman: Otter for me, please
 DrinkMixMan: No neus is good neus
 Mad Collager: Wow! Be careful what you post. Zoonosis is a serious danger!
 Shay: Still doesn't change the fact your pug was bred to have a short nose which is unhealthy for the poor feller.
 ignatz: Moses supposes his noses were roses but Moses supposes erroneously
Image 248994   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Joseph
Score:
266
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: What kind of person wears eyeliner on the bottom and not on the top
 Muncharito Beanworld: Jaunty!
 Micro Jackson: We own you
 trelyate: capitalism.jpg
 WTF: It was worth it though. She got $20 worth of Golden Palace 'Fun Bucks' for ruining the rest of her life!
 Dr Awkward: Better than "Bum Fights"
 ignatz: Eh, at least not mirrored..
Image 248993   05-23-18   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
362
 
 fisto: I wish I looked like her, minus the text over her face
 barfolomew: I'm sorry! I resolve to be a better manic pixie!
Image 248992   05-23-18   Uploaded by    morakdais
Score:
282
 
 trelyate: as an Eagles fan, I appreciate this
 tib gubb: so stupid
 Yam: Yeh fuckin nanglind
Image 248991   05-23-18   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
639
 
 Mad Collager: @Jaunty Shrimp They're always mugging for the camera.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Why are coffee cups so obsessed with being clever?
 Teechur: @VoR WHAT?! I thought it's a unicorn saying, "I'm Number 1" in unicornish!
 VoR: @Mad Collager @Teechur wait! If you say it quick it sounds rude!
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Mine too!
 Teechur: *click Aaaaand that's added to my wishlist.
Image 248990   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
467
 
 Warrax: "So um, when do we get the time share pitch? That's what this free trip to France was all about, right?"
 Micro Jackson: BRB gotta storm the beach
 Side Boob: @Teechur Wow, sounds like quite an event!
 Teechur: @Side Boob My father and I participated in a reenactment of D-Day in Chicago for the 50th anniversary. Pyrotechnics on the beach, planes flying overhead. It was spectacular! And even though I knew it was all just for show, it was still terrifying.
 Side Boob: There would have been a lot more poo on everything if I was there.
 tib gubb: makes you kinda sick just looking at it tbh
Image 248989   05-23-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
609
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Is this what they were talking about with that whole deflate gate stuff?
 Drunk Orc: Wold Repobloc Toger Plosh Toy
 Dick Inspector: Reminds me of the monstrocity in Gripsholm castle.
 Robespierre: Derpy Deluxe
 Scoo: Your Hobbes looks sick
 Rocky XLVII: [muffled]"Kunn muu"
Image 248988   05-23-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
208
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: But I only bought st*ff
 Chile Quornwrap: @FabricMan That s our new way of saying we have to poo. Welp, time to make a truck go away
 FabricMan: I make my own
 tib gubb: SORRY I NEED IT
 steve: But I need it to make my plants grow.
Image 248987   05-23-18   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
760
 
 savvoy: this bunny is adorable because it's also a puppy
Image 248986   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
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