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272762  BavidDowie: Always.

272756  a robot: @Knice The higher-ups with the big salaries and "great" ideas for the company probably never even give a single thought to how things get cleaned or what the after-hours staff even does. You bet they'd notice if the support staff ever suddenly stopped doing it though...

272713  Eleftheros: and don't search again or i will taunt you a sescond time!

272760  dobbiesdoogs: i'm not falling for that belly rub trap........yes i am

272761  dobbiesdoogs: kids are dicks

272731  dobbiesdoogs: watch where you sit

272734  dobbiesdoogs: holy shit, regular!

272740  dobbiesdoogs: that's why you shouldn't be friends with granos

272744  dobbiesdoogs: ali wong is fantastic

272725  jochenau: @hajjpodge I'm pretty sure most teams have few players actually from the place the team is in, vs. the olympics where most of the athletes are actually from that country

272754  dobbiesdoogs: weed for scale

272765  Knice: A picture of a clipped-out newspaper column, with a caption redundant to the title. The only thing missing is the aol.com e-mail string of FWDs.

272733  Air Biscuit: I feel threatened.

272738  Air Biscuit: Car washes are nice.

272768  topcity: Photoshop.

272739  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

272749  Air Biscuit: Sir, are you aware that your hair looks like macaroni?

272754  Air Biscuit: Huh huh huh.... refering...

272756  Knice: Pt 2: Always good for a sensible chuckle among the big, important types. Upon hearing this, I offered the opinion that before leaving a mess that was supposed to remain in-place, maybe they should have informed those whose duty it was to remove messes. That would be excellent, would it not? My input wasn't warmly received, and I spent the rest of the week honing my silence game.

272738  Not A Bot: What's my porpoise in life?

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272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272681 Bluetocracy: This is the live action version of an anime that already exists, right?

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272379 tib gubb: i have to go fishing now, for reasons

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.



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Score:
284
 
 Robespierre: Doggone it, I'm always late for the vanishing images
 dangerkeith3000: nice upload/username combo?
 Air Biscuit: Is this the new image of the month?
 charlemagne: the emperor is looking sharp
 Nothing: @Yurishiro Hello
 Dank Means: Sneaky way to get us to click the ad above..
 Not A Bot: how creeps see themselves when they tell random girls to suck their dick
 petepuma: ant-man approves
 Teechur: Stop taking pictures of the inside of my head.
 logono: @nothing
 Derp Herpigan:
Image 248975   05-23-18   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
778
 
 Disclosure: @Yurishiro Think of it as a modesty tail. When the cat folds its tail up like that, it saves you have from to see its a-hole
 Robespierre: @Yurishiro Cat's equipped with a nads-warmer, that's all.
 itskando: @Yurishiro man up with your insecurkitties
 tib gubb: this warms the kitty
 Christina: Cat is warm.
 Teechur: Fumes. Check your CO detector!
 pewdiepie: All I can say about this is... Boner tails freak me out.
Image 248974   05-23-18   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
239
 
 barfolomew: @tib gubb I totally missed the whole point of the picture until your comment. I thought it was to showcase the nifty midcentury design.
 tib gubb: speed check!
 barfolomew: It's tough to get anywhere in this hotel, the damn blood is taking the elevator all the time.
Image 248973   05-23-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
355
 
 Soviette: - Jordan, Age 29
 barfolomew: @Yurishiro yeah, I'd be too. Where did he get such a good sense of composition?
 soccer: The Secretary of Defense was baffled when he received the President's orders.
Image 248972   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
770
 
 savvoy: Unless they are pretty girls
 Side Boob: They are all good boys, Brint.
Image 248971   05-23-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
Score:
299
 
 dangerkeith3000: I feel like writing a country song just now for some reason.
 Bluetocracy: Tractor Heaven
 Robespierre: Now it's a Farmnone
Image 248970   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
352
 
 epitasis: "MINT!" "MIN--" "FOOKEN MINTY!"
 dangerkeith3000: Men with brooms.
 Bluetocracy: Olympic janitors
 Robespierre: Superior (WI) humanoids
 my wheelhouse: FUCK YEA CURLIIIING!!! YOUESSAY! YOUESSAY!
Image 248969   05-23-18   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
732
 
 Christina: @raditzu rly!
 raditzu: @Christina rly?
 Micro Jackson: The Batusi!!!!
 Mad Collager: This cool bat photo is on-point!
 dangerkeith3000: Do the mashed potato!
 Knice: @KyleisBobDole If you come to my house with corn, you're no stranger. :-D
 KyleisBobDole: @Knice I had a dream a few nights ago that I went over to your house and brought you some sweet corn. You were pretty happy about it, but then it was awkward cause I was an Internet stranger hanging out at your house. Your dream wife and two dream children were lovely people though.
 Knice: @Yurishiro Deezmonstrative pronouns are important. :-)
 Robespierre: Plie, and up...
 Stephen Milkmus: @Knice thank you for not saying deez nutz.
 Christina: That's upside down.
 Knice: Was gonna say "Bat-street's back ALL RIGHT" like last time, but now I'm on my desktop and all I can focus on are doze nutz :-(
 barfolomew: Cuz it's thriller... thriller night
Image 248968   05-23-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
722
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Micro Jackson: I am half-way committed.
 Bluetocracy: I absolutely wasn't trying to sneak out. I swear.
 Dr Awkward: Log jam
 San DoDo: If I go there will be trouble and if I stay it will be double
 redmonkey3: Less pic more helps please
Image 248967   05-23-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
500
 
 raditzu: still better than tidepods
 tib gubb: now she'll definitely have to sleep with me!
 Science: @Yurishiro: (Since you're not American, I'll let you know that I was joking. Though it would be interesting to see if the lie would take root in a foreign country...)
 Jennysaurus: @Science No worries I got the joke, I was just playing dumb. Drinking ink (dr-ink) would have an impressive amount of good wordplay possible though!
 Science: @Yurishiro: (Since you're not American, I'll let you know that I was joking. Though it would be interesting to see if the lie would take root in a foreign country...)
 redmonkey3: No more El Hombre Invisible
 Annoying Vegan : Jokes on her, thats actually Hersheys Syrup
 barfolomew: I'm sure, in the proper context, this is only mildly insane.
 sparename: And now, with the advances in Biro cheapness and the fact that I hardly actually write anything anymore, the only use I can find for liquid ink is showing up cracks in printed circuit boards or metal castings
 Air Biscuit: You're kid now. You're a squid now.
 Bernie 2016: @Science I'm not even american but thanks that was interesting!
 Science: @Yurishiro: It's an ad for the National Ink Council. I'm surprised you never heard the jingle - "Be sure to drink / Four quarts of ink / Or you'll fade right out / Gone in a blink!" It was all over Saturday morning cartoons in the late 70's.
 Mad Collager: @Yurishiro @Derp Herpigan Maybe this is the favorite childhood drink of Octobeautiful people?
 booger: @Derp Herpigan yeah but now I'm curious about what the hell is this!
 Derp Herpigan: @Yurishiro That's why we're here! We make the captions.
 NoOneImportant: And NOW that we need a caption, no caption?! *shakes head* Oh internet, you rascal!
Image 248966   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
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