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253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

253679  Scoo: Slurp

253676  Yam: If you go home with someone, and they don't have bricks, don't fuck em!

253673  Spazstatic: Beauty of UAE

253673  Spazstatic: The Burj Khalifa, known as the Burj Dubai before its inauguration in 2010, is a skyscraper in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. With a total height of 829.8 m (2,722 ft) and a roof height (excluding antenna) of 828 m (2,717 ft), the Burj Khalifa has been the tallest structure in the world since its topping out in late 2008.

253598  Ironass: I can't let anything happen to my humans. I must be on watch at all times.

253601  Ironass: Please, please, no pictures.

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253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253636 smusher: Three men and no baby

253412 Bluetocracy: I need a can (case) of this at work.

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea



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Score:
284
 
 Robespierre: Doggone it, I'm always late for the vanishing images
 dangerkeith3000: nice upload/username combo?
 Air Biscuit: Is this the new image of the month?
 charlemagne: the emperor is looking sharp
 Nothing: @Yurishiro Hello
 ignatz: Sneaky way to get us to click the ad above..
 Not A Bot: how creeps see themselves when they tell random girls to suck their dick
 petepuma: ant-man approves
 Teechur: Stop taking pictures of the inside of my head.
 logono: @nothing
 Derp Herpigan:
Image 248975   05-23-18   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
778
 
 Disclosure: @Yurishiro Think of it as a modesty tail. When the cat folds its tail up like that, it saves you have from to see its a-hole
 Robespierre: @Yurishiro Cat's equipped with a nads-warmer, that's all.
 itskando: @Yurishiro man up with your insecurkitties
 tib gubb: this warms the kitty
 Christina: Cat is warm.
 Teechur: Fumes. Check your CO detector!
 pewdiepie: All I can say about this is... Boner tails freak me out.
Image 248974   05-23-18   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
239
 
 barfolomew: @tib gubb I totally missed the whole point of the picture until your comment. I thought it was to showcase the nifty midcentury design.
 tib gubb: speed check!
 barfolomew: It's tough to get anywhere in this hotel, the damn blood is taking the elevator all the time.
Image 248973   05-23-18   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
355
 
 Soviette: - Jordan, Age 29
 barfolomew: @Yurishiro yeah, I'd be too. Where did he get such a good sense of composition?
 soccer: The Secretary of Defense was baffled when he received the President's orders.
Image 248972   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Seven Eight Nine
Score:
770
 
 savvoy: Unless they are pretty girls
 Side Boob: They are all good boys, Brint.
Image 248971   05-23-18   Uploaded by    wooden boy
Score:
299
 
 dangerkeith3000: I feel like writing a country song just now for some reason.
 Bluetocracy: Tractor Heaven
 Robespierre: Now it's a Farmnone
Image 248970   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
352
 
 epitasis: "MINT!" "MIN--" "FOOKEN MINTY!"
 dangerkeith3000: Men with brooms.
 Bluetocracy: Olympic janitors
 Robespierre: Superior (WI) humanoids
 my wheelhouse: FUCK YEA CURLIIIING!!! YOUESSAY! YOUESSAY!
Image 248969   05-23-18   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
732
 
 Christina: @raditzu rly!
 raditzu: @Christina rly?
 Micro Jackson: The Batusi!!!!
 Mad Collager: This cool bat photo is on-point!
 dangerkeith3000: Do the mashed potato!
 Knice: @KyleisBobDole If you come to my house with corn, you're no stranger. :-D
 KyleisBobDole: @Knice I had a dream a few nights ago that I went over to your house and brought you some sweet corn. You were pretty happy about it, but then it was awkward cause I was an Internet stranger hanging out at your house. Your dream wife and two dream children were lovely people though.
 Knice: @Yurishiro Deezmonstrative pronouns are important. :-)
 Robespierre: Plie, and up...
 Stephen Milkmus: @Knice thank you for not saying deez nutz.
 Christina: That's upside down.
 Knice: Was gonna say "Bat-street's back ALL RIGHT" like last time, but now I'm on my desktop and all I can focus on are doze nutz :-(
 barfolomew: Cuz it's thriller... thriller night
Image 248968   05-23-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
722
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Micro Jackson: I am half-way committed.
 Bluetocracy: I absolutely wasn't trying to sneak out. I swear.
 Dr Awkward: Log jam
 San DoDo: If I go there will be trouble and if I stay it will be double
 redmonkey3: Less pic more helps please
Image 248967   05-23-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
500
 
 raditzu: still better than tidepods
 tib gubb: now she'll definitely have to sleep with me!
 Science: @Yurishiro: (Since you're not American, I'll let you know that I was joking. Though it would be interesting to see if the lie would take root in a foreign country...)
 Jennysaurus: @Science No worries I got the joke, I was just playing dumb. Drinking ink (dr-ink) would have an impressive amount of good wordplay possible though!
 Science: @Yurishiro: (Since you're not American, I'll let you know that I was joking. Though it would be interesting to see if the lie would take root in a foreign country...)
 redmonkey3: No more El Hombre Invisible
 Annoying Vegan : Jokes on her, thats actually Hersheys Syrup
 barfolomew: I'm sure, in the proper context, this is only mildly insane.
 sparename: And now, with the advances in Biro cheapness and the fact that I hardly actually write anything anymore, the only use I can find for liquid ink is showing up cracks in printed circuit boards or metal castings
 Air Biscuit: You're kid now. You're a squid now.
 Bernie 2016: @Science I'm not even american but thanks that was interesting!
 Science: @Yurishiro: It's an ad for the National Ink Council. I'm surprised you never heard the jingle - "Be sure to drink / Four quarts of ink / Or you'll fade right out / Gone in a blink!" It was all over Saturday morning cartoons in the late 70's.
 Mad Collager: @Yurishiro @Derp Herpigan Maybe this is the favorite childhood drink of Octobeautiful people?
 booger: @Derp Herpigan yeah but now I'm curious about what the hell is this!
 Derp Herpigan: @Yurishiro That's why we're here! We make the captions.
 NoOneImportant: And NOW that we need a caption, no caption?! *shakes head* Oh internet, you rascal!
Image 248966   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
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