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253158  dangerkeith3000: Lethal Weapon 6 is great.

253159  dangerkeith3000: So did the guy sue the bar or the pork chop guy?

253158  Annoying Vegan : He just read about the pork chops.

253147  Teechur: BABKETBILL

253150  Teechur: And I, I chose the utensil less painted on.

253170  jackthesmack: There was a basketball player named Charles Shackleford at NC State a while back who bragged about being amphibious because he could dribble with both hands.

253162  sparename: These Polo Fruits have been misprinted

253166  sparename: "THE MIGHTY CLOR (hammer)"

253150  AstoriaBum: Take it.

253164  Not A Bot: Pigeon is checking cat still want's the execution order carried throug.

253153  WTF: Kids today grow up so fast.

253159  tib gubb: australian man and florida man... separated at birth?

253131  Robespierre: Sounds like a threat to me

253149  sparename: "very little helps"

253148  Robespierre: Dubious shortcut - but my wife's Fiat might make it

253152  Robespierre: It's true - beards have no grasp of the logical

253155  Robespierre: "What are you doing?" ears

253157  Robespierre: The Legend Of a Wheelman

253155  Side Boob: My cat warps time and space.

252956  Robespierre: @Winterneuro As I said, PRACTICALLY everything.

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252895 hajjpodge: I've worked in retail since I graduated from High School, and I've been a dumpy supervisor and department manager. In my 7 years in this industry I can confidently state it is the Baby Boomers and affluent 40+ year olds who are the worst human beings I have to deal with on a regular basis. It is no surprise they've fucked the future of the country and the planet when they're so spiteful and selfish.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

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Score:
500
 
 raditzu: still better than tidepods
 tib gubb: now she'll definitely have to sleep with me!
 Science: @Yurishiro: (Since you're not American, I'll let you know that I was joking. Though it would be interesting to see if the lie would take root in a foreign country...)
 Jennysaurus: @Science No worries I got the joke, I was just playing dumb. Drinking ink (dr-ink) would have an impressive amount of good wordplay possible though!
 Science: @Yurishiro: (Since you're not American, I'll let you know that I was joking. Though it would be interesting to see if the lie would take root in a foreign country...)
 redmonkey3: No more El Hombre Invisible
 Annoying Vegan : Jokes on her, thats actually Hersheys Syrup
 barfolomew: I'm sure, in the proper context, this is only mildly insane.
 sparename: And now, with the advances in Biro cheapness and the fact that I hardly actually write anything anymore, the only use I can find for liquid ink is showing up cracks in printed circuit boards or metal castings
 Air Biscuit: You're kid now. You're a squid now.
 Bernie 2016: @Science I'm not even american but thanks that was interesting!
 Science: @Yurishiro: It's an ad for the National Ink Council. I'm surprised you never heard the jingle - "Be sure to drink / Four quarts of ink / Or you'll fade right out / Gone in a blink!" It was all over Saturday morning cartoons in the late 70's.
 Mad Collager: @Yurishiro @Derp Herpigan Maybe this is the favorite childhood drink of Octobeautiful people?
 booger: @Derp Herpigan yeah but now I'm curious about what the hell is this!
 Derp Herpigan: @Yurishiro That's why we're here! We make the captions.
 NoOneImportant: And NOW that we need a caption, no caption?! *shakes head* Oh internet, you rascal!
Image 248966   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
527
 
 glenalec: I'm always understandably relieved when my pee is clear thru yellow because it's like fuck year my kidneys aren't bleeding today.
 Bernie 2016: Same
 Micro Jackson: We have it on tape
 Coolguy: @dangerkeith3000 its number 1 to me...
 dangerkeith3000: Pee is my 3rd favorite thing to talk about.
 redmonkey3: Pee Pride!
 redmonkey3: Hydrate or Die!
 Teechur: How many times do I need to tell you to stay hydrated?! If your pee is too dark, urine trouble!
 E. HONDA: this image is not only words, the whitespace also illustrates the color of their piss
 Air Biscuit: Everyone else doing the mandatory urine testing is jealous.
 WTF: When I read this it's just words.
 Hippitus Hoppitus: @barfolomew Then your reply is text describing text describing the picture of text.
 barfolomew: @Yurishiro and your comment is text describing the picture of text.
 logan: This is an image of text.
Image 248965   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
721
 
 dangerkeith3000: Hey Booboo!
 Starky15: Little known fact. Delores also shits in the woods
 Science: "Karl - didja ever think there's more to life than knocking over trash cans and catching salmon?"
 karmakat: she found a bodyguard in nature.
 Fullhouse: We're a second away from the bear turning his head and a collective "AAAAAAHHH!!!"
 skillet: She ded
Image 248964   05-23-18   Uploaded by    AceOfSpades
Score:
790
 
 sparenamelaptopdied: I had a vegan friend who wouldn't hurt a fly but every now and again she'd get her cats like this so she could find any fleas and crack them to kill them
 Christina: It's a trap!
 professional: People die every day. I'm going for that belly.
Image 248963   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
Score:
669
 
 dangerkeith3000: Patronum.
 jadensmith: 4k UHD / full hd
 Air Biscuit: Its the forest spirit!
Image 248962   05-23-18   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
630
 
 Pront Remp: 'C' is for 'Cookie' that's good enough for me.
 Micro Jackson: I wanna bite it
 Not A Bot: Protecting you from the sugar disguised as health.
 dangerkeith3000: hashtag BUTTS
 WTF: Those empty calories tho!
 WannaBee: Homer from the Family Guy car wash episode.
 grizzly: Hand print
Image 248961   05-23-18   Uploaded by    DeeeeeeeezNutz
Score:
466
 
 shark: Fancy cows. Living in a palace. This must be India
 petepuma: @petepuma including in the parking lot! (rim shot)
 petepuma: @Side Boob possibly more than one cow however
 donhomero: Tattoo&Beer Expofest.
 Side Boob: Not a single sedan in the parking lot :P
 glenalec: What could possibly go wrong?
 ignatz: Because people always need a little help with their decision making and spelling skills..
Image 248960   05-23-18   Uploaded by    elmosco
Score:
1447
 
 redmonkey3: This is what awaits @ top of mountain climbed to attain wisdom
 San DoDo: All fluff no bluff
 Christina: Feels good, man.
Image 248959   05-23-18   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
766
 
 trelyate: that's not his leg!
 tib gubb: could we please not
 Spazstatic: This. This is my fetish.
 redmonkey3: @Yurishiro - i'd settle for long visit: half city half country
 Extreme Locorito: I want to live in Japan so bad.
 Demon Universe: Chimeras cousin is a little... different.
 glenalec: Everybody's got a Wolf-giraffe-white-body-suit-thing, waiting in the bushes of love.
Image 248958   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
710
 
 redmonkey3: Wayyy better than "ouch" or big band aid sticker
 maura: Well fucking amazing and I see from the weapons that this is Leonardo.
Image 248957   05-23-18   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
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