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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.



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 Spazstatic: @Science @Side Boob thank you both.
 Micro Jackson: That's too bad
 weirduncle: That s an enviably feminine figure
 redmonkey3: So beautiful... THIS is cartooning!
 Science: @Side Boob: *Magic helmet...* (Get a load of this guy)
 Side Boob: This is the cartoon if anyone doesn't know dailymotion.com/video/…
 Side Boob: @Science MAGIC HELMET!
 Science: @Side Boob: Magic helmet?
 Side Boob: @Science MY SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET!
 Science: @Side Boob: Your spear and magic helmet?
 FabricMan: @jochenau All I hear from that particular opera is helicopters
 Side Boob: With my spear and MAGIC HELMET!
 jochenau: And if you do ever go see the actual opera, all you'll be able to hear is KILL DA WABBIT, KILL DA WAAAABBIT
 wolfpk: What's Opera Doc?
 a robot: "......Neither did I. I was just asking."
 tib gubb: that lusty look though... yikes.
Image 248937   05-23-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
819
 
 Zukero: Looks like you haven't started Firefox in a while. Looking for a fresh-as-new experience? ...
 San DoDo: Your Firefox gave up, please restart
 tib gubb: i think your tanuki is busted
 a robot: Alright, who turned up the gravity in the red panda enclosure?
Image 248936   05-23-18   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
358
 
 glenalec: @savvoy - Genuine LOL. Nice one!
 Mad Collager: @Robespierre Flattery will get you nowhere!
 savvoy: Rapunzel. Rapunzel, let down your stairs
 Robespierre: @Mad Collager Not THAT kind of shag, you wicked creature, you!
 E. HONDA: ok. now let's see the drapes
 Mad Collager: @Robespierre Sir, please help me up the stairs. Oh yes! Oh Yes!!
 Robespierre: Now THAT's shag carpeting
 Annoying Vegan : Cousin Its stepsister
 Volwen: StHairs
 LurkedMoar: Haircase
 glenalec: @WannaBee - Okay, NOW I'm grossed out!
 glenalec: @jochenau - I'm not grossed out, but am shaking at the potential slip-hazard!
 WannaBee: @jochenau me too. Just imagine taking a shower with all of that hair and it getting stuck to your fingers.
 jochenau: Am I the only one super grossed out by this?
 glenalec: Do not give the bison psychoactive substances
 glenalec: Stairs lead to a big shed.
Image 248935   05-23-18   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
589
 
 Borp Mento: Se dice Bisonte, no Buffalo.
 Greifer: but he payed for it
 augustus: I agree, if your son is bi, you should just accept it.
 glenalec: @a robot - depends how much you bought.
 a robot: Does this refer to all the bison, or just the one?
Image 248934   05-23-18   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
658
 
 chelseachels: Is suddenly aware that he is a cat
 Peter Pantsless: Do not give the cat psychoactive substances
 addend: "Was that my eighth life? or just a dream?"
Image 248933   05-23-18   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
535
 
 San DoDo: @WannaBee Helen was, of course, a doctor
 WannaBee: This is why Helen left him.
Image 248932   05-23-18   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
253
 
 eradicator: Pro tip: if you run out of toilet paper, do not use newspapers. It will not flush.
 jochenau: Vacuuming poop is already a terrible job, and seeing all the weird stuff people flush is the icing on the poocake.
 tib gubb: i think that actually counts as a hazardous material
 Dr Awkward: So, flushing things doesn't make them simply disappear? Even if it's criminal evidence? Asking for a friend.
Image 248931   05-23-18   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
357
 
 dangerkeith3000: Do not give the bison psychoactive substances.
 Korrok: Korrok approves....
 Air Biscuit: @addend the count is my favourite sesame street character.
 addend: Whatever it is, there's about 7 of them. Counting things is fun.
Image 248930   05-23-18   Uploaded by    whaleshark
Score:
349
 
 eurotrash: The older generation had such nice handwriting
 Mr. Shine: @Prostata *crush his nut, etc
 Prostata: he only had one ball
 hexxx: dat ol' 7 years itch
 jochenau: Did they not teach you about meter in English class?
 Dr Awkward: There's something to be said about the comfort of being united against the bad guy. Honestly, who the fuck knows who that really is anymore.
 glenalec: If I wanted to read cursive, I'd go back to high school!
Image 248929   05-22-18   Uploaded by    SurfNTurf
Score:
684
 
 redmonkey3: Everybody needs a stuffi guardian
 San DoDo: A pig in a blanket, how scrumptious!
 Mad Collager: @Dr Awkward I thought Dolly was a llama!
 Side Boob: An investment in bacon futures.
 donhomero: Great. Officers sleeping on the job. What else is new?
 Amy Housewine: Pair o' pink porkers.
 Dr Awkward: @glenalec Dolly was a sheep. #clonewars
 glenalec: It has a dolly.
Image 248928   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Janston
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