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253170  jackthesmack: There was a basketball player named Charles Shackleford at NC State a while back who bragged about being amphibious because he could dribble with both hands.

253162  sparename: These Polo Fruits have been misprinted

253166  sparename: "THE MIGHTY CLOR (hammer)"

253150  AstoriaBum: Take it.

253164  Not A Bot: Pigeon is checking cat still want's the execution order carried throug.

253153  WTF: Kids today grow up so fast.

253159  tib gubb: australian man and florida man... separated at birth?

253131  Robespierre: Sounds like a threat to me

253149  sparename: "very little helps"

253148  Robespierre: Dubious shortcut - but my wife's Fiat might make it

253152  Robespierre: It's true - beards have no grasp of the logical

253155  Robespierre: "What are you doing?" ears

253157  Robespierre: The Legend Of a Wheelman

253155  Side Boob: My cat warps time and space.

252956  Robespierre: @Winterneuro As I said, PRACTICALLY everything.

253107  Korrok: You win this round, Friendly Spaceship...

252735  Zukero: Ebola.

252774  Zukero: Practical alternative to abortion

253153  Uncle Phil: I'm going to be wearing choo choo sweaters until I die.

253147  Passive: @metallica who cares

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253018 Ironass: He's hogging the whole float!

252895 hajjpodge: I've worked in retail since I graduated from High School, and I've been a dumpy supervisor and department manager. In my 7 years in this industry I can confidently state it is the Baby Boomers and affluent 40+ year olds who are the worst human beings I have to deal with on a regular basis. It is no surprise they've fucked the future of the country and the planet when they're so spiteful and selfish.

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Score:
1184
 
 Jabberwikket: I love this!
 glenalec: @RiderFan - I rather like to quaff vinegar.
 Annoying Vegan : I knew a girl in school who used a ketchup bottle this way.
 Joseph: I'm h20 intolerant,ive stopped working out.
 RiderFan: I have a mustard bottle that I take a sip from every now and then, except its actually mustard in the bottle.
 tib gubb: carbs are in, bro. gotta stay energized
 Shay: April O'Neill from TMNT Tournament Fighters?
 El hefe: Is this in the new Super Troopers?
Image 248893   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Bad Dad
Score:
339
 
 tib gubb: banapples?
 Mr. Shine: Classic Helen. *wistful sigh*
 El hefe: I bet he has an iPhone
 Side Boob: Hungry for apples?
 glenalec: Apples keep doctors away, not patients.
Image 248892   05-22-18   Uploaded by    oregon man
Score:
446
 
 tib gubb: shh... no dirt now, only sleep
 Not A Bot: Search Urban Dictionary for 'bubbling' and then apologize to China
 Jaunty Shrimp: I though you didn't carrot all but I was wrong
 piranharama: Ooh, username upload combo
 piranharama: No one escapes the carrot death-lock!
Image 248891   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
859
 
 Nope: please dont let your cats outside without supervision!
 Dan Tagonistic: Puss has seen enough
Image 248890   05-22-18   Uploaded by    brutal
Score:
312
 
 addend: "Best way to secure all your devices and protect your privacy? Store your retinal scan in the cloud!"
 Peach: please dont let your nerds outside without supervision!
 Peter Pantsless: *moons everybody*
Image 248889   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
422
 
 Amy Housewine: 'Hands' off, you say #249187
 Dresdenkeogh: Read every word top to bottom to the tune of all star
 E. HONDA: now he toucha the spaghett' with Jesus
 Telkwa: He was picking up the gun/ with his finger and his thumb/ in the shape of an L on his forehead.
 Nope: Well the screams start coming and they don't stop coming
 Shay: Eel News: We cover SHOCKING news.
 tib gubb: he should have watched his bacaroni
 WTF: He just couldn't keep his hands of his "Macaroni".
 barfolomew: Mom's spaghetti
Image 248888   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Dresdenkeogh
Score:
216
 
 a robot: @Peter Pantsless Q: Why do hippies wear patchouli? A: So blind people can hate them too.
 wolfpk: John Denver was a prophet! (Rocky Mountain High)
 Scoo: Oh fer fuck's sake!
 Volwen: No Officer, that's just my soap
 Demon Universe: It smells like Cheetos, BO, and cartoons.
 Peter Pantsless: They already have that. It's called patchouli oil
 Nope: Thats not how time works!
Image 248887   05-22-18   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
808
 
 Dresdenkeogh: I am confused. This is not a nasty dirty wet hole filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat. I don't know what kind of hole this is and I don't know what it means.
 raditzu: 100% CGI, you can't trust shit you see in tv nowadays
 Joseph: Yo mamma's door is pretty.
 sodamachine: One of the more scenic exits to the Ninja Turtle lair
 Demon Universe: Break out some of that high grade pipe-weed, Gando!
 WannaBee: Sneaky little hobbitses!
 glenalec: Hobo holes are often round.
Image 248886   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
349
 
 Teechur: I AM my people
 Side Boob: Same.
Image 248885   05-22-18   Uploaded by    beckybecky
Score:
307
 
 Zukero: Even though graphics designer can photoshop good
 Joseph: How do you install a rivet without a rivet gun though Lady?
 Air Biscuit: What is it?
 glenalec: Even person with poor English and out-dated gender concepts can installing good! :-)
Image 248884   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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