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254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

253996  raditzu: Zatoichi's samurai dog.

254006  raditzu: abbreviation from POp coRN

254008  raditzu: a dick place to live, trust me

254023  raditzu: check mate!

254010  well duh: Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll sit in a boat and drink beer.

253953  raditzu: Their stepmom was a real bitch...

253321  Mr Bleak: Family pets tend to look the same: #253332

254030  a robot: @OldKentuckyShark Cuppa (G.I.) Joe

254039  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

254023  Spazstatic: Where are the Americas though?

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great



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Score:
662
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Dont make me kermy...you won't like me when I'm kermy
 WannaBee: *rubbit*
 WTF: That bulge tho!
 tib gubb: to pay his way through acting college, kermit the frog moonlighted as kermit the bulge
 Jabberwikket: HULK.... HOP ?
 Skinr: HI-HO, KERMIT THE HULK HERE
 jochenau: I hope the action figure comes with a little banjo and a button that makes him sing "The Rainbow Connection".
 Jabberwikket: Will he sing the Bifrost Connection ?
 wolfpk: @glenalec Fozzie Bear as Thor
 Mr. Shine: @glenalec Link Hogthrob as Thor.
 Mr. Shine: Kermit the visibly erect Hulk?
 glenalec: continuing the theme - Sam the Bald Eagle as Captain America; Gonzo the Great as Iron Man. No idea about Thor??
 DrinkMixMan: Aggro-froggo
 grizzly: That's my secret, Cap. I'm always green.
 itskando: Bro, do you even lilyft
 glenalec: and Miss Piggy as The Black Widdow. (Which actually works rather well! Hiy-A!)
Image 248870   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Emoji
Score:
428
 
 Telkwa: Ya but he got yellow carded for tearing open his chest and revealing his heart.
 flatluigi: Matthias was the twelfth man
Image 248869   05-22-18   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
812
 
 TwoChewbaccas: Let that be your last cattlefield
 wolfpk: Two face's cat
 waynelord: Cheronian cat
 funny in the wall: Nice to meet you, I am half cat, half... black cat
 glenalec: When Schrodinger opened the box, he realized the quantum universe was weirder than even he had envisioned!
Image 248868   05-22-18   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
Score:
645
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 248867   05-22-18   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
468
 
 El hefe: I saw this blue light switcherino on The Worst Things For Sale
 Shay: You idiots realize I'm still awake?
 glenalec: Eye-straining!
 Christina: Lazy!
 ratwa: Smart!
 sparename: Watching videos of ladies squatting over glass tables??
Image 248866   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
479
 
 savvoy: Love hotel: rent in 1/3 hour increments
 Scoo: Flakin' Romantic
 Telkwa: *knocks discreetly & requests a table for one*
 glenalec: Beauty of South Korea
 Shay: Frakin' Romantic
Image 248865   05-22-18   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
208
 
 XLY: damn that's a sexy bike ;)
 Spazstatic: That's one way to check your fuel level.
 Sauce Packets: D:
Image 248864   05-22-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
836
 
 Telkwa: Fred: the hero we need!
 cakefizzle: Chick magnet
 Dr Awkward: My hat is a duck, you argument is invalid.
 Yam: Well thats just ducky
Image 248863   05-22-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
364
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Dude looks like George Harrison
 funny in the wall: Who dat tho?
 Yam: Real cockatoos are a luxury he cant afford
 San DoDo: Dat bird tho
Image 248862   05-22-18   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
955
 
 Mr Bleak: @Ronick Hold the tip down for five seconds. If that doesn't work, turn it off and back on again.
 Ronick: How do you turn on caplock with a sharpie
 Joseph: Your note is blocking my wheelchair thing.
 tib gubb: my name's frank? what an idiot
 WannaBee: I would check the basement at the Alamo for your bike.
 Mr. Whiskers: @mwoody He forgets to plug in his solar-powered flashlight
 Winterneuro: I really want to know how this story ended.
 mwoody: How can you tell the pole is handicapped?
 Dr Awkward: The use of the term Bozo is why I radded this.
 Mr. Shine: Seems fair.
Image 248861   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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