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273399  Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273399  mwoody: Bad news, miss: one of your gay friends is lying.

273418  WTF: Is your girlfriend really a duck?

273422  mwoody: Woot, I guess my untreated sleep apnea is a VIP pass, then, 'cause I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

25663  jljocque: Cat lies on top of baby for warmth. Baby can't inhale due to weight on chest.

273394  addend: # yeah, you know me #

25643  jljocque: More room for presents!

273422  Borp Mento: That fish ain't gonna fillet itself!

25633  jljocque: You can't solve a system of two variables with only one equation. Duh.

273354  Knice: This just made my day. :-)

273421  addend: Forks and knives still get washed in the sink. Learned that the hard way.

273413  ThoughtlessGentleman: the furblonger.

273395  revtom: Their fast food breakfast is second only to Hardee's. And their market fresh Turkey wrap, drowned in three pepper sauce is pretty good too.

273424  addend: How does it know? :(

273431  kate2point0: Just showed my son who has a cleft lip, he thought Frank is pretty cool.

273425  addend: The uniform, baton, and flags really stand out against the bleakness.

273413  revtom: This remake of Dune looks promising.

273416  revtom: Just say no to fluoride toothpaste. Why? Because in a pinch, you can legit chow down on a tube of Tom's of Maine without having to call poison control.

273430  Side Boob: "These can't be my parents! But the DNA results don't lie..."

273426  Side Boob: @communist Now I have that song stuck in my head! :P

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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273043 Mr Bleak: When my wife's sister died, I got her flowers. When they showed signs of being past their best, I got her replacements. over two years now, and I still get new ones when the old are tired ...

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273408 whiplash: I wonder how much E. coli is on people's phones...

273265 Terrh: I hope it's good. Please don't have me executed by canon...

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2



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 waterudoin: Perhaps that is a picture of Dr. Simpson, Homer's distant cousin who is Chief of Complicated Surgeries and lacks the 'Simpson Gene' which causes male family members to lose their hair and intelligence by the 4th grade.
 tib gubb: that's the temporal paradox episode
 dangerkeith3000: @GoGo Robotto her voice actor died in 2013 so they killed off her character off-screen out of respect.
 Shay: My brain hurts too :(
 trelyate: @GoGo Robotto her voice actress, Marcia Wallace, passed away a few years ago and Krabapple was quietly killed off between seasons
 GoGo Robotto: @barfolomew Wait. Mrs. Crapapple is no more?? Since when?
 PlzPlzMe: Maybe those are two never-before-mentioned relatives from when they were children, who happen to look exactly like Lisa and Maggie do now
 DrinkMixMan: a wizard did it
 spacedawg: I know right? And where is stewie?
 a robot: youtu.be/…
 barfolomew: @dangerkeith3000 are you suggesting that The Simpsons exists in an evening cycle, and that picture is left over from an earlier iteration?
 dangerkeith3000: Originally they got married in the 70s. Then the 80s. THEN the 90s. The only continuity this show has is when characters die. Bye Maude, Mrs. Krabapple, and Bleeding Gums Murphy...
 Peter Pantsless: "Also, this picture doesn't make any sense."
Image 248843   05-22-18   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
434
 
 Mr. Shine: No one touches our petunias! Not even cowboys!
 piratepom: Get him! We need that mustache!
Image 248842   05-22-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
681
 
 Science: I'd frame that, to be honest
 brian greene: from which part of the english language did you get the word "surplexed" ????
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Jaunty Shrimp argh *suplexed
 Jaunty Shrimp: Should I be afraid to Google the meaning of 'duplexes?
 Nothing: Looks more like a facebuster
 Greifer: @Shay you can give me back my sheet now
 sassysass: You suplexed your girlfriend?!
 glenalec: Well, now you know what she will look like in 50 years time.
 Shay: Oh hey, it's Robert Blake from Lost Highway.
 Spazstatic: Also, obligatory "Moisturise me!"
 Spazstatic: So that's what the kids are calling it these days.
 james: Is your girlfriend Joe Pesci?
 Amy Housewine: She lost a tooth?
 Dr Awkward: She's wearing WAYYY too much concealer
 barfolomew: Apparently, your girlfriend has a posse.
 FabricMan: OBEY
 Peter Pantsless: She's a freak in the sheets
 Yam: Quaaaade
 Side Boob: Your makeup came off?
Image 248841   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
31
 
 charlemagne: ... finally, all there was left to gentrify was himself
 dangerkeith3000: I generally don't like making fun of how people look, but look at this guy. He did it to himself.
 skillet: Hey, it's that guy from that thing.
 a robot: Ok.
Image 248840   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
310
 
 piranharama: Steering Wheel is Not Responding
 tib gubb: no way am i riding in that death trap!
 Not A Bot: do you like my het
 Spazstatic: I wouldn't drive that car. It's definitely going to crash soon.
 Not A Bot: Back when Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark...
 mammal883: How long did Acura hold onto the in-dash cassette decks?
 dangerkeith3000: This is someone's bad dream.
 bug: @sparename Air-Bag Driver not found. Updating Windows... 3% Complete.
 sparename: "You appear to be involved in a collision - Would you like Windows(tm) to deploy the Air-Bags Y/N?"
 Peter Pantsless: The modern day equivalent of a car taking forever to turn over while a monster is chasing you
Image 248839   05-22-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
974
 
 XLY: facit sejam
 bobby: Yo dawg...
 Warrax: Lack of leg more than compensated for with sproing.
 Prostata: subwoofer
 dangerkeith3000: Sidecar
 Micro Jackson: Wingman
Image 248838   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
293
 
 addend: Box Holder.
 Fiveninety: scam.. my name is Current Resident
 glenalec: I don't have a surname (2 given names only) which occasionally plays merry havoc with government/corporate databases that have poorly considered field restrictions. For most of the 90's the government medical systems knew me as "Glen A. Onlyname".
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward @barfolomew My name must be "Someone" as in, "Uh oh. Both copiers are jammed, the fakoolty room is a mess, and we're out of coffee. Who's going to take care of this?" "Oh, Don't worry. Someone will do it."
 Dr Awkward: @barfolomew That's my Dad's name too!
 barfolomew: Please, call me Firstname. My dad was Mister Lastname.
Image 248837   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
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 Christina: Some cats don't even care to see if the world is burning.
 Shay: My job here is done.
 dangerkeith3000: "He called me a fool. But who's the fool meow?"
 Christina: "I regret nothing."
 a robot: Cool cats don't look at explosions.
 Donut: Some cats just want it all to burn.
Image 248836   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
619
 
 bug: You call that installing Christmas lighting? Bad dog! No biscuit!
 Donut: "Human, I think this moon is broken. I have been howling at it for two hours and I think I have gone blind."
 jochenau: Waiting for spring.
Image 248835   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
588
 
 brian greene: kardashian family tree
 raditzu: Buttree
 Mr. Shine: Baby got bark
 bug: Check out the burls on that guy.
 Christina: Tumors.
 barfolomew: Damn, that's some junk in the trunk
 The Dog Dies: Dat trunk tho
 Peter Pantsless: Dat ash tho
Image 248834   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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