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267930  BavidDowie: Where did you say this was cellared?

267938  BavidDowie: Brace of Coneys

267941  BavidDowie: I'm ashamed to see this blatant erotic display on the Spaceship

267892  VeeKay: Classic Bethesda

267894  VeeKay: May the ghost of Jeff Bezos haunt your Christmas.

267950  Not A Bot: netflix is for people who dont have a computer. *google*watch (insert show/movie here) online*enter*

267924  tib gubb: classy as heck

267961  BavidDowie: This deer is giving the Divine blessing of the God-Man

267938  tib gubb: delicious

267946  tib gubb: well i'm not going to criticize you for being half-assed about it

267974  BavidDowie: I assume it says, "Spanish Spanish Spanish Spanish ..."

267952  Christina: *fuchsia.

267958  Gomi Day: @a robot yeah. i mean, this is obviously satire. but i've conversed with enough of these dippy wingnuts that i could absolutely see them nodding at this image and thinking what a great idea it is.

267963  FormerLurker: Its always unfortunate when a pet attacks a porcupine.

267963  Christina: Must be some Guinness record.

267966  FormerLurker: Its even uglier than the car Homer designed!

267968  Christina: Carcinogen.

267972  tib gubb: yeah, you and the horseless carriage you rode in on

267974  Annoying Vegan : Your bathtub parasites are well organized.

267970  Christina: Looks like in this language every word ends either in 'ski' or in 'ie'.

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267839 mammal883: @ignatz AND, I don't like the way the stripes on his tie and shirt don't line up...

267773 Shay: Put your hands in the air like you just do care.

267580 VeeKay: Not shown = Young Ettiene, who lives in an asylum.

267620 Python77: Really, we are still trying the DuckFace thing?

267782 E. HONDA: I demand variety but also six sigma level consistency so let's get carry out from 12 chain restaurants

267648 Christina: By the way, if not for crazy women, some men would never get laid at all.

267597 BavidDowie: All your bass are belong to him

267859 Mr. Butt: @fanny Instructions unclear. Ewok stuck in ass.

267713 dangerkeith3000: The human Centipede.

267930 BavidDowie: Where did you say this was cellared?



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11. Shay: 1535 points
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Score:
681
 
 Science: I'd frame that, to be honest
 brian greene: from which part of the english language did you get the word "surplexed" ????
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Jaunty Shrimp argh *suplexed
 Jaunty Shrimp: Should I be afraid to Google the meaning of 'duplexes?
 Nothing: Looks more like a facebuster
 Greifer: @Shay you can give me back my sheet now
 sassysass: You suplexed your girlfriend?!
 glenalec: Well, now you know what she will look like in 50 years time.
 Shay: Oh hey, it's Robert Blake from Lost Highway.
 Spazstatic: Also, obligatory "Moisturise me!"
 Spazstatic: So that's what the kids are calling it these days.
 james: Is your girlfriend Joe Pesci?
 Amy Housewine: She lost a tooth?
 Dr Awkward: She's wearing WAYYY too much concealer
 barfolomew: Apparently, your girlfriend has a posse.
 FabricMan: OBEY
 Peter Pantsless: She's a freak in the sheets
 Yam: Quaaaade
 Side Boob: Your makeup came off?
Image 248841   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
31
 
 charlemagne: ... finally, all there was left to gentrify was himself
 dangerkeith3000: I generally don't like making fun of how people look, but look at this guy. He did it to himself.
 skillet: Hey, it's that guy from that thing.
 a robot: Ok.
Image 248840   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
310
 
 piranharama: Steering Wheel is Not Responding
 tib gubb: no way am i riding in that death trap!
 Not A Bot: do you like my het
 Spazstatic: I wouldn't drive that car. It's definitely going to crash soon.
 Not A Bot: Back when Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark...
 mammal883: How long did Acura hold onto the in-dash cassette decks?
 dangerkeith3000: This is someone's bad dream.
 bug: @sparename Air-Bag Driver not found. Updating Windows... 3% Complete.
 sparename: "You appear to be involved in a collision - Would you like Windows(tm) to deploy the Air-Bags Y/N?"
 Peter Pantsless: The modern day equivalent of a car taking forever to turn over while a monster is chasing you
Image 248839   05-22-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
974
 
 XLY: facit sejam
 bobby: Yo dawg...
 Warrax: Lack of leg more than compensated for with sproing.
 Prostata: subwoofer
 dangerkeith3000: Sidecar
 Micro Jackson: Wingman
Image 248838   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
293
 
 addend: Box Holder.
 Fiveninety: scam.. my name is Current Resident
 glenalec: I don't have a surname (2 given names only) which occasionally plays merry havoc with government/corporate databases that have poorly considered field restrictions. For most of the 90's the government medical systems knew me as "Glen A. Onlyname".
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward @barfolomew My name must be "Someone" as in, "Uh oh. Both copiers are jammed, the fakoolty room is a mess, and we're out of coffee. Who's going to take care of this?" "Oh, Don't worry. Someone will do it."
 Dr Awkward: @barfolomew That's my Dad's name too!
 barfolomew: Please, call me Firstname. My dad was Mister Lastname.
Image 248837   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
723
 
 Christina: Some cats don't even care to see if the world is burning.
 Shay: My job here is done.
 dangerkeith3000: "He called me a fool. But who's the fool meow?"
 Christina: "I regret nothing."
 a robot: Cool cats don't look at explosions.
 Donut: Some cats just want it all to burn.
Image 248836   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
619
 
 bug: You call that installing Christmas lighting? Bad dog! No biscuit!
 Donut: "Human, I think this moon is broken. I have been howling at it for two hours and I think I have gone blind."
 jochenau: Waiting for spring.
Image 248835   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
588
 
 brian greene: kardashian family tree
 raditzu: Buttree
 Mr. Shine: Baby got bark
 bug: Check out the burls on that guy.
 Christina: Tumors.
 barfolomew: Damn, that's some junk in the trunk
 The Dog Dies: Dat trunk tho
 Peter Pantsless: Dat ash tho
Image 248834   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
642
 
 RiderFan: The gop claims this is their abstinence only plan working.
 InfiniteZero: hahahahahahahahaha
 VoR: I bet this only includes girls as well!
 tib gubb: statistics don't lie, statisticians do
 Dr Awkward: Accurate.
Image 248833   05-22-18   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
264
 
 dangerkeith3000: Nothing to be ashamed of, but I wouldn't get a vanity plate.
 barfolomew: @thecraftywolf the car actually belongs to Edmund Fapper.
 thecraftywolf: but was the joke worth it? married with 2 kids with *this* license plate? (but if your SO likes joke keep them)
Image 248832   05-22-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
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