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253971  White Rice: False. Fact: you can't get sick if you're dead.

253985  White Rice: @Sadbot @barfolomew people seem to think Star Wars was ever not campy & goofy, but that's a recent event (and only really in rogue one, which still had some humor tossed in with the war movie set in space). I also liked it, and am looking forward to everything else thats in the works (and even though the movie was less "origin" and more "here's a crazy thing that happened" Solo was alright)

253964  Scoo: Buckle up, Buttercup!

253968  Scoo: We need to talk about @Kevin II

253973  Scoo: Whert, whert in the Bert

253979  Scoo: Fuck off, Cis-th Lord!

253986  Scoo: Boop!

253987  Scoo: No, but I've left it on the top of my car and driven off...

253990  Scoo: Timely!

253992  Scoo: Well owl be damned

253961  tib gubb: this sign is positively spectacular

253971  tib gubb: no, no... without proof, that's an opinion

253973  tib gubb: lol-worthy

253978  tib gubb: statistics don't lie

253983  tib gubb: the cat is in charge, the soldier is just hired muscle

253985  Sadbot: @barfolomew I enjoyed it also. High five for not letting nostalgia create unrealistic expectations!

253969  Not A Bot: Wait...is the cat not named Mint Rose. Pretty sure the cat's name is Mint Rose and the soap would smell as fishy as the packaging looks.

253988  sparename: "What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher have in common?" .. "They both come in posh boxes..."

253996  OldKentuckyShark: Oohhh, poor thing

253984  Sadbot: That is a belief, of sorts.

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 Science: I'd frame that, to be honest
 brian greene: from which part of the english language did you get the word "surplexed" ????
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Jaunty Shrimp argh *suplexed
 Jaunty Shrimp: Should I be afraid to Google the meaning of 'duplexes?
 Nothing: Looks more like a facebuster
 Greifer: @Shay you can give me back my sheet now
 sassysass: You suplexed your girlfriend?!
 glenalec: Well, now you know what she will look like in 50 years time.
 Shay: Oh hey, it's Robert Blake from Lost Highway.
 Spazstatic: Also, obligatory "Moisturise me!"
 Spazstatic: So that's what the kids are calling it these days.
 james: Is your girlfriend Joe Pesci?
 Amy Housewine: She lost a tooth?
 Dr Awkward: She's wearing WAYYY too much concealer
 barfolomew: Apparently, your girlfriend has a posse.
 FabricMan: OBEY
 Peter Pantsless: She's a freak in the sheets
 Yam: Quaaaade
 Side Boob: Your makeup came off?
Image 248841   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
31
 
 charlemagne: ... finally, all there was left to gentrify was himself
 dangerkeith3000: I generally don't like making fun of how people look, but look at this guy. He did it to himself.
 skillet: Hey, it's that guy from that thing.
 a robot: Ok.
Image 248840   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Nymphomania
Score:
310
 
 piranharama: Steering Wheel is Not Responding
 tib gubb: no way am i riding in that death trap!
 Not A Bot: do you like my het
 Spazstatic: I wouldn't drive that car. It's definitely going to crash soon.
 Not A Bot: Back when Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark...
 mammal883: How long did Acura hold onto the in-dash cassette decks?
 dangerkeith3000: This is someone's bad dream.
 bug: @sparename Air-Bag Driver not found. Updating Windows... 3% Complete.
 sparename: "You appear to be involved in a collision - Would you like Windows(tm) to deploy the Air-Bags Y/N?"
 Peter Pantsless: The modern day equivalent of a car taking forever to turn over while a monster is chasing you
Image 248839   05-22-18   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
974
 
 XLY: facit sejam
 bobby: Yo dawg...
 Warrax: Lack of leg more than compensated for with sproing.
 Prostata: subwoofer
 dangerkeith3000: Sidecar
 Micro Jackson: Wingman
Image 248838   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
293
 
 addend: Box Holder.
 Fiveninety: scam.. my name is Current Resident
 glenalec: I don't have a surname (2 given names only) which occasionally plays merry havoc with government/corporate databases that have poorly considered field restrictions. For most of the 90's the government medical systems knew me as "Glen A. Onlyname".
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward @barfolomew My name must be "Someone" as in, "Uh oh. Both copiers are jammed, the fakoolty room is a mess, and we're out of coffee. Who's going to take care of this?" "Oh, Don't worry. Someone will do it."
 Dr Awkward: @barfolomew That's my Dad's name too!
 barfolomew: Please, call me Firstname. My dad was Mister Lastname.
Image 248837   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
723
 
 Christina: Some cats don't even care to see if the world is burning.
 Shay: My job here is done.
 dangerkeith3000: "He called me a fool. But who's the fool meow?"
 Christina: "I regret nothing."
 a robot: Cool cats don't look at explosions.
 Donut: Some cats just want it all to burn.
Image 248836   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
619
 
 bug: You call that installing Christmas lighting? Bad dog! No biscuit!
 Donut: "Human, I think this moon is broken. I have been howling at it for two hours and I think I have gone blind."
 jochenau: Waiting for spring.
Image 248835   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
588
 
 brian greene: kardashian family tree
 raditzu: Buttree
 Mr. Shine: Baby got bark
 bug: Check out the burls on that guy.
 Christina: Tumors.
 barfolomew: Damn, that's some junk in the trunk
 The Dog Dies: Dat trunk tho
 Peter Pantsless: Dat ash tho
Image 248834   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
642
 
 RiderFan: The gop claims this is their abstinence only plan working.
 InfiniteZero: hahahahahahahahaha
 VoR: I bet this only includes girls as well!
 tib gubb: statistics don't lie, statisticians do
 Dr Awkward: Accurate.
Image 248833   05-22-18   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
264
 
 dangerkeith3000: Nothing to be ashamed of, but I wouldn't get a vanity plate.
 barfolomew: @thecraftywolf the car actually belongs to Edmund Fapper.
 thecraftywolf: but was the joke worth it? married with 2 kids with *this* license plate? (but if your SO likes joke keep them)
Image 248832   05-22-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
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