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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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9. WannaBee
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253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.



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Score:
974
 
 XLY: facit sejam
 bobby: Yo dawg...
 Warrax: Lack of leg more than compensated for with sproing.
 Prostata: subwoofer
 dangerkeith3000: Sidecar
 Micro Jackson: Wingman
Image 248838   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
293
 
 addend: Box Holder.
 Fiveninety: scam.. my name is Current Resident
 glenalec: I don't have a surname (2 given names only) which occasionally plays merry havoc with government/corporate databases that have poorly considered field restrictions. For most of the 90's the government medical systems knew me as "Glen A. Onlyname".
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward @barfolomew My name must be "Someone" as in, "Uh oh. Both copiers are jammed, the fakoolty room is a mess, and we're out of coffee. Who's going to take care of this?" "Oh, Don't worry. Someone will do it."
 Dr Awkward: @barfolomew That's my Dad's name too!
 barfolomew: Please, call me Firstname. My dad was Mister Lastname.
Image 248837   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
723
 
 Christina: Some cats don't even care to see if the world is burning.
 Shay: My job here is done.
 dangerkeith3000: "He called me a fool. But who's the fool meow?"
 Christina: "I regret nothing."
 a robot: Cool cats don't look at explosions.
 Donut: Some cats just want it all to burn.
Image 248836   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
619
 
 bug: You call that installing Christmas lighting? Bad dog! No biscuit!
 Donut: "Human, I think this moon is broken. I have been howling at it for two hours and I think I have gone blind."
 jochenau: Waiting for spring.
Image 248835   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
588
 
 brian greene: kardashian family tree
 raditzu: Buttree
 Mr. Shine: Baby got bark
 bug: Check out the burls on that guy.
 Christina: Tumors.
 barfolomew: Damn, that's some junk in the trunk
 The Dog Dies: Dat trunk tho
 Peter Pantsless: Dat ash tho
Image 248834   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
642
 
 RiderFan: The gop claims this is their abstinence only plan working.
 InfiniteZero: hahahahahahahahaha
 VoR: I bet this only includes girls as well!
 tib gubb: statistics don't lie, statisticians do
 Dr Awkward: Accurate.
Image 248833   05-22-18   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
264
 
 dangerkeith3000: Nothing to be ashamed of, but I wouldn't get a vanity plate.
 barfolomew: @thecraftywolf the car actually belongs to Edmund Fapper.
 thecraftywolf: but was the joke worth it? married with 2 kids with *this* license plate? (but if your SO likes joke keep them)
Image 248832   05-22-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
309
 
 addend: (Buys scuba jacket.)
 drhenry: If choking, try drowning as well
 thecraftywolf: @barfolomew that sounds accurate enough but ive never been purple so...
 barfolomew: Graphic depiction of when I lost purple status.
Image 248831   05-22-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
768
 
 Shay: This story is brought to you by: Truth.com
 Dr Awkward: @Christina That's a shitty owner.
 Christina: That's a smart dog.
 Peter Pantsless: The weird thing is that he had his own bus pass
Image 248830   05-22-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
666
 
 Teechur: @Derp Herpigan FTW!
 UltraBeverly: Mmmm, the ol' steamy buffalo, yes please!
 Air Biscuit: @mwoody because they're in the mist?
 Derp Herpigan: @Teechur Bison?
 elronhubard: @Teechur "Roooooooooooooo"?
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"
 Teechur: What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?
 mwoody: "My bad, I thought they were gorillas."
Image 248829   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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