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272781  JollyWell: They're sharing borf heat

272351  Mr Bleak: "... and welcome to the 2018 Cat Steeple Chase! And ... they're off! Fluffytakesanearlyleadbutlegselevenisctachingfastontheoutsidewhilefurballispushinguptheinside..."

272360  Mr Bleak: @mammal883 Nah - the one on the right has cold paws. The one one the left has cold ... other bits.

272366  Mr Bleak: Wash cycle complete. PLease move to the rear for the air drier cycle.

272658  DrinkMixMan: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

272771  Incubi: Amazbezos

272756  Eleftheros: @Knice I wanna be the guy who has to meticulously re-dust the carving for a rather steep fee

272764  Eleftheros: getting the Johnson & Johnson QC

272681  glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272661  DrinkMixMan: 207 Mosquitos is an interesting band name

272666  Amy Housewine: This one absolutely cracked me up when I first saw it. I laughed disproportionately.

272739  Yam: Dang Koopas!

272667  Amy Housewine: Stop wasting time, Dog Of The Bay.

272662  DrinkMixMan: Fat slut okay?

272746  Yam: Oh man, I love these little meatball dogs.

272667  DrinkMixMan: Like a dog over troubled water

272668  DrinkMixMan: Trying to stay off your feet? Our interest rates will knock you on your ass!

272669  DrinkMixMan: I take my meat straight into my mouth, slightly bloody

272674  DrinkMixMan: A receipt less than four feet long? What the heck?

272676  DrinkMixMan: wha

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272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272663 SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill



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Score:
974
 
 XLY: facit sejam
 bobby: Yo dawg...
 Warrax: Lack of leg more than compensated for with sproing.
 Prostata: subwoofer
 dangerkeith3000: Sidecar
 Micro Jackson: Wingman
Image 248838   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
293
 
 addend: Box Holder.
 Fiveninety: scam.. my name is Current Resident
 glenalec: I don't have a surname (2 given names only) which occasionally plays merry havoc with government/corporate databases that have poorly considered field restrictions. For most of the 90's the government medical systems knew me as "Glen A. Onlyname".
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward @barfolomew My name must be "Someone" as in, "Uh oh. Both copiers are jammed, the fakoolty room is a mess, and we're out of coffee. Who's going to take care of this?" "Oh, Don't worry. Someone will do it."
 Dr Awkward: @barfolomew That's my Dad's name too!
 barfolomew: Please, call me Firstname. My dad was Mister Lastname.
Image 248837   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
Score:
723
 
 Christina: Some cats don't even care to see if the world is burning.
 Shay: My job here is done.
 dangerkeith3000: "He called me a fool. But who's the fool meow?"
 Christina: "I regret nothing."
 a robot: Cool cats don't look at explosions.
 Donut: Some cats just want it all to burn.
Image 248836   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
619
 
 bug: You call that installing Christmas lighting? Bad dog! No biscuit!
 Donut: "Human, I think this moon is broken. I have been howling at it for two hours and I think I have gone blind."
 jochenau: Waiting for spring.
Image 248835   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
588
 
 brian greene: kardashian family tree
 raditzu: Buttree
 Mr. Shine: Baby got bark
 bug: Check out the burls on that guy.
 Christina: Tumors.
 barfolomew: Damn, that's some junk in the trunk
 The Dog Dies: Dat trunk tho
 Peter Pantsless: Dat ash tho
Image 248834   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
642
 
 RiderFan: The gop claims this is their abstinence only plan working.
 InfiniteZero: hahahahahahahahaha
 VoR: I bet this only includes girls as well!
 tib gubb: statistics don't lie, statisticians do
 Dr Awkward: Accurate.
Image 248833   05-22-18   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
264
 
 dangerkeith3000: Nothing to be ashamed of, but I wouldn't get a vanity plate.
 barfolomew: @thecraftywolf the car actually belongs to Edmund Fapper.
 god666: but was the joke worth it? married with 2 kids with *this* license plate? (but if your SO likes joke keep them)
Image 248832   05-22-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
309
 
 addend: (Buys scuba jacket.)
 drhenry: If choking, try drowning as well
 norgu5: @barfolomew that sounds accurate enough but ive never been purple so...
 barfolomew: Graphic depiction of when I lost purple status.
Image 248831   05-22-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
768
 
 Shay: This story is brought to you by: Truth.com
 Dr Awkward: @Christina That's a shitty owner.
 Christina: That's a smart dog.
 Peter Pantsless: The weird thing is that he had his own bus pass
Image 248830   05-22-18   Uploaded by    virtualman
Score:
666
 
 Teechur: @Derp Herpigan FTW!
 UltraBeverly: Mmmm, the ol' steamy buffalo, yes please!
 Air Biscuit: @mwoody because they're in the mist?
 Derp Herpigan: @Teechur Bison?
 elronhubard: @Teechur "Roooooooooooooo"?
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo"
 Teechur: What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?
 mwoody: "My bad, I thought they were gorillas."
Image 248829   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
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