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272279  copunter: six degrees of staphylococcus

272303  Side Boob: Why do these things always lose air?

272282  Mr. Butt: @ignatz That makes perfect sense, but I feel so betrayed knowing that.

272286  copunter: fuck yo couch

272302  Prostata: best brunch squad ever

272290  copunter: MAGBA

272295  copunter: sponsored by Purina Bee Chow, now with 30% MORE stinger, and a crunchy queen in every bag

272300  copunter: it's like her nose follows you wherever you are in the room

272263  copunter: typos? is that comedy here then? look out, Jay Leno, we have a spaceship

272269  copunter: deciphering aint easy, but it's very necessary

272300  FabricMan: Ermehgerd! Ter treh wersh!

272089  Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272299  dangerkeith3000: Welcome to my TEDBorkf.

272294  Shay: The Rock was in Jem????? (Or is it the gem was in The Rock?????)

272279  Shay: Oh dear, I do believe I have been given the ol' Stinkhand again.

272242  AdaMan: Load bearing zip ties

272308  Mustyrats: That's a "How *you* doin?" look if I ever saw one!

272295  ignatz: They all look remarkably happy..

272286  WTF: 9 months later she gave birth to an ottoman

272294  WTF: Rock pile

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272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272159 Mr Bleak: Mistakes were made, judge. Lessons will be learned.

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.



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10. Albo Grungus: 1913 points
11. Cyka: 1715 points
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Score:
273
 
 Drump Porbs: @bug looool
 Air Biscuit: The Oreader is busted?what if i pay using a currency other than Os?
 DrNinjaman: That's the trouble with big letters/signs. You're concentrating so hard on getting the proportions of the letters right that you don't pay attention to what you are actually writing.
 Yam: Adult illiteracy! Hilarious!
 sparename: I am out of hors d'oeuvres
 wolfpk: I never heard of Oredr, but it must be popular if they are out of it.
 tib gubb: ya got that right
 Sandor: I'm out of oredr? You're out of oredr!
 bug: Crap, we're out of Operating Room Emergency Doctors!
 wootman: HA! You can't wirte!
Image 248809   05-22-18   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
814
 
 Dick Inspector: She knows a masterpiece when she sees one.
 bug: *knocks painting off table*
Image 248808   05-22-18   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
532
 
 dangerkeith3000: Hello operator.
 Joseph: I can probably afford one patch cable. Wish I would have bought one 20 years ago.
 sparename: Moogie on down
 petepuma: i needed it to make sounds
 younglink: Totally goes up to 11...
 Cheesecake: SO MUCH KNOB
Image 248807   05-22-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
379
 
 Not A Bot: Has children who have children and is male.
 Dr Awkward: "Don't be irrational, Mom!"
Image 248806   05-22-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
841
 
 Amy Housewine: Keep on puppin'
 Annoying Vegan : Ill bet thos beans smell like Fritos
 a robot: Jaunty pup!
 Dr Awkward: Floofstepping
Image 248805   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
663
 
 Mr. Lizard: Oh right, she left me
 tib gubb: damn freeloader
 Dr Awkward: "Get a job, baby. One of us needs to be useful around here."
Image 248804   05-22-18   Uploaded by    drhenry
Score:
794
 
 addend: @Whatever "I wish everything were as easy as getting fat."
 VoR: Don't mix them though. sud pie kills.
 tib gubb: pizza lich doots from beyond the grave
 Whatever: Seems like a realistic weight loss plan
 a robot: If you're a skeleton, aren't you already dead?
Image 248803   05-22-18   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
1188
 
 karmakat: we will be safe together...I will protect you.
 Whatever: I shall call you Dinner since I already had Lunch
 jadensmith: Those claws tell a different less cute story.
Image 248802   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
546
 
 Warrax: Which nuts tho?
 dangerkeith3000: I better email Chuck Tingle.
 addend: "Let's call them 'Munchkins', instead."
 Dr Awkward: Or as the locals call it, "D's Nuts"
 jadensmith: I bet it smells great in there.
 guccigucci: Dunked in the nuts by my own nuts.
 sparename: "Got any teabags?"
Image 248801   05-22-18   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
760
 
 karmakat: 5 more minutes mommy...please...
 jochenau: noooo i dun wanna get up, it's cold out
 mark64: Cat-san no teach secret move to nobody!
Image 248800   05-22-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
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