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253890  grizzly: I'm pooping!

253884  a sedated moose: Tupit Shakur

253886  a sedated moose: My God, it's full of stars!

253899  frenk: Photography: The best tablets to take pictures of tourist destinations with and their hangiest, floppin around everywhere cases.

253899  Fiasco: Also they have really annoying parents!

253888  Laree: All hail hypnodog.

253876  Laree: Carky Cark

253879  Laree: He thinks he's getting an autograph from Jesus. He saw him turn that water to wine.

253885  Whatever: Alas, books can die - we have only a fraction of the books written prior to the invention of printing

253887  Whatever: Mmm lady fingers

253880  Fiveninety: Meijer is immensely better but they only exist in Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky

253879  Amy Housewine: Dude... like, dude...

253842  Mad Collager: @a robot Well, their costumes are more subtle: Slacker, Daydreamer, Procrastinator, Gamer...

253844  antipatterns: evict the landlord

253849  Mad Collager: There should be a version with a violin mounted on the side. Then each door opening would cause a fiddle jamb.

253856  Mad Collager: Yeah, the kid was wearing red, but he didn't have on a MAGA hat. Also, we think he wasn't from Norway.

253425  Mr Bleak: Luke Bedwalker

253859  Mad Collager: Sigh. Why won't anybody get ME a deer trophy to sleep on?

253817  Greifer: that bike is crab

253861  Mad Collager: I would love to open a restaurant next door that offers European food. I'd call it Sans Wok.

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253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

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253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

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 karmakat: we will be safe together...I will protect you.
 Whatever: I shall call you Dinner since I already had Lunch
 jadensmith: Those claws tell a different less cute story.
Image 248802   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
546
 
 Warrax: Which nuts tho?
 dangerkeith3000: I better email Chuck Tingle.
 addend: "Let's call them 'Munchkins', instead."
 Dr Awkward: Or as the locals call it, "D's Nuts"
 WannaBee: I bet it smells great in there.
 guccigucci: Dunked in the nuts by my own nuts.
 sparename: "Got any teabags?"
Image 248801   05-22-18   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
760
 
 karmakat: 5 more minutes mommy...please...
 jochenau: noooo i dun wanna get up, it's cold out
 mark64: Cat-san no teach secret move to nobody!
Image 248800   05-22-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
797
 
 dangerkeith3000: Hippopothomas is really clever.
 claphands: I like Christoflurp
 Scoo: They're all good names, Brenthovan
 jochenau: Possibly my favorite Dinosaur Comics is The Thirteen Girl Names: qwantz.com/…
 wwwdotcom: SEEMS LEGIT
Image 248799   05-22-18   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
501
 
 trees: Good grief.
 glenalec: @Yurishiro - I can't find my dog. I keep calling him and asking where he is. All he does is bark back "Roof roof".
 karmakat: don't ask me how I got there...HELP ME GET DOWN INSTEAD!
 tib gubb: the alpha, and the omega
 WetWilly: *roof*
 sparename: I shall call him Rufus Hound
Image 248798   05-22-18   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
672
 
 Side Boob: It's as if a thousand voices cried out "I want to see the manager" and weren't silenced.
 p nut: *tiny voices chanting*
 sparename: Lady Fractelle
Image 248797   05-22-18   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
791
 
 Amy Housewine: Stop editing that poor cat.
 Christina: Edit and send.
 Side Boob: Beggin' for a boopin'
Image 248796   05-22-18   Uploaded by    tina
Score:
199
 
 trelyate: they have some impressive erections under their belts
 dangerkeith3000: Beggin' for a boopin'
 charlemagne: I miss the bj champion scaffolding vans
Image 248795   05-22-18   Uploaded by    superfudge
Score:
261
 
 White Rice: Every time I see this I get more disappointed with humanity. It's almost like whoever made this has never touched any of the candies in question: m&ms and skittles have markings while Reese's are blank, m&ms and Reese's are flatter/more disk like than the plumper/rounder skittles, certain colors only occur in particular candies (no brown skittles, no blue or green resse's, as examples) and not every person who would take some candy is just going to cram a handful in their mouth without looking (though maybe I'm vastly overestimating the people the images creator intends to fuck with)...okay, rant over.
 dangerkeith3000: Just eat the tan ones. Then you know they are Reese's.
 dangerkeith3000: Not cool.
 Morpen Lungus: I don't see how this gets you laid.
 WTF: Then definitely don't serve this to the Wu-Tang Clan.
Image 248794   05-22-18   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
384
 
 trelyate: they ded
 a robot: This isn't really that helpful without a modern animal to compare them all to....
 Mr. Shine: Where's Mascot?
Image 248793   05-22-18   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
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